AudSuay

The Chair Stealer

sorry guys i just got news that the god of carnage show is actually this monday, the 25th of april. sorry for the confusion they provided me the wrong details T.T  please leave a comment to confirm if you guys can make it!!!!! i’ll pick the top 3 on saturday. again gomen ne!

Had to write a new post just so I can say the above and hopefully have it appear on your Google Reader T_T

Anyway I have a lot of pet peeves right.

I hate people cutting lines.

Just earlier today I was in Robb’s car stuck in a jam waiting to turn right into another road when this car full of selfish turds rolled up next to us and tried to cut in front of us to turn!

Already angry from being stuck in a 3 hour jam because of Justin Bieber’s babi concert, I rolled down the window and waved my middle finger around WTF. If I could have used my middle finger knuckle to rap on their window, I would wtf.  /road rage

They just stared at me….and moved in front of us.  FTS.

But anyway I think most of my pet peeves go back to people being rude.

Imagine… me kneeling on a chair gripping the back of it with my hands.  A bunch of us are standing around an easel brainstorming ideas and scribbling on big sheets of paper on the easel.

Everyone is standing except me, because I am kneeling on my chair.

In the middle of the discussion, this girl who’s next to me puts her knee on my chair too to balance herself.

I don’t notice it.  The discussion goes on.

Some time later, I realize that my chair has suddenly become much smaller.

The girl (who’s not a small girl) magically has both knees on my chair!  And I only have one knee on it.  My other knee has been straightened and my foot is on the floor -_-

And then I fall off the chair.

And for the rest of the discussion she humps my chair.

Quite annoyed cos I was kicked off my own chair!  And I lost my spot in front of the easel probably because she wanted that spot (and to hear her own voice more wtf)

But also quite petty so I didn’t say anything.  Or maybe I’m passive aggressive wtf.

Later we are sitting down at the table when she leans over me to talk to someone else.

She steps on my foot in the process. (my foot which is in a shoe I’ve worn for the first time) *black face

I pull my foot away.  She doesn’t say anything to me.

Then she rests her immense boob on my Blackberry *black until grey face

Resisted pulling away my BB to avoid contact!!!!

End of horror story.

Oh and today I tripped over the same laptop cable three times and tossed my teacup on the table wtf.

End of suay story.

Comments (21)

  • so sick of beiber already. he needs to go away. As far as the chair stealer, next time pick it up and beat her over the head with it.

  • Pick me then! 😀

  • Justin Bieber’s babi concert…wahahahahahaha

  • This is my own opinion but that girl is extremely rude! First, she steals you chair – that is Rude #1. Then she steps on you and not saying sorry – Rude #2 and placing her boobs on your BB is Rude #3. But I guess, I am the same as you as I would just brush it off but if it was someone else, she would have gotten an earful!

  • Boobs on BB FTW!!!!

  • i can make it on monday!
    p/s: chair-stealer is such a bully 🙁

  • I can make it!

  • omg audrey, sad story aside, you’re hilarious :p

    and, what a bitch that boob flaunting chair stealer 😀

  • hahahahaha aiyooo why is your life such a tragicomedy *patpatpat*

  • hahahaa…JB’s babi concert..had a laugh on that one…XD

  • hahahaha damnnn annoying the woman !!

  • I would punch that girl

  • very suay indeed haha

  • Congratulation on your award. Most likely mistaken as a teenager. Do you like the “baju sekolah” :P. I don’t know i work in same company with you =_=”

  • Wear the baju sekolah terbalik. lol :P. Anyway dozo yoroshiku onegai shimasu audrey senpai

  • why didnt u say anything ? tht bitch need some manner fix

  • i CAN make it on 25th:)

  • I can make it on the 25th too!

  • i not only hate people steal my chair, but also those people cut queues and keep moved to the place i’m standing and act as if nothing had happen or that i am not there T___T is it small size people are meant to be bullied? U___U btw, i’m ur new reader and i’m four feet nine also =)

  • i can make it 🙂

  • nb, i feel angry at that girl just by reading your post. poor you! wish that you shoved her off the chair instead; first come first serve! also she needs to learn some manners.

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