I think I must have killed babies in my past life or something because I kept getting stuck next to or behind or directly in front of crying children on flights T.T

Oh btw I’m back! As though you didn’t know wtf.

I’m also falling asleep in front of my laptop, no thanks to the brats on our night flight home T.T Cannot really blame babies for crying because I think most babies cry only when something is wrong and I think flights affect babies’ ear pressure or something.

But crying toddlers/children!!! *breaks table

They only cry because they don’t wanna be put down in their own seat or something!  On one of our flights this two year old cried for 7 fucking hours because he wanted to play with the TV remote control and his parents didn’t let him.

I’m not kidding!! He’d wail for 5 minutes, catch his breath for 30 seconds then start for another 5 minutes again.  For SEVEN HOURS god save us.

And all the while his parents did nothing!  They were across the aisle from us and because I was unable to sleep, I sat up in my seat and stared at them for 7 hours to see what they would do.

Nothing!  The mother was hidden so I couldn’t see her but the father just sat there and stared calmly straight ahead while Bratty McBrat wailed and wailed arghhhhh I seriously wanted to hit them both over the head with a vase.

If my kid didn’t shut up I think I’d get so angry I’d just throw him on to the aisle and let him lie on the floor until he kept quiet.  I don’t believe in new age zen methods of I dunno talking to kids.  I’ll smack my kid if he deserves it!  Some kids just need to have fear instilled in them wtf. #violatingchildabuselaws

Or if they’re not scared of me I’d just say wait till Daddy gets home wtf.

Anyway Gold Coast!  I was wrong about them having a theme park. They have like a jabillion wtf.  We went to like three so the days have kinda merged into one big day for me >.>

I tagged along on Wombeh’s family trip (thanks uncle and auntie Wombeh!) and to respect their privacy Imma only post a selection of my favorite photos from the trip!

#1 Ohai!

#2 Movie World

#3 Us in front of the Superman rollercoaster.  Which I didn’t dare to take because it looks like a penis WTF.  I mean it’s a 90 degree vertical drop ok if I go on it I’ll leave my heart and the top and it’ll stop there wtf.

I used to be able to go on any coaster I came across!  I even went on drops like the Solero Shot in Genting.  But all that changed with two coasters – the Hollywood Dream at Universal Studios Japan and the Pandemonium at Six Flags *grim

Oh and age caught up with me wtf.

#4 Pretend horror and pretend went for the ride.

#5 Barely made some height requirements.

#6 Rare camwhore shot.  I think age is again catching up and I don’t like taking camho shots as much anymore.  Don’t think I look that cute anymore wtf (true story)

Sweater – Forever21

#7 Lethal Weapon 4 which crazy Wombat siblings went on.  That’s them hanging on upside down in mid air btw.

#8 Birthday message for Wombeh’s brother by a Teppanyaki chef written in salt.  Amazing thing was he actually wrote this upside down and backwards Starting with the tail of the Y on Birthday.  Penmanship better than mine when I’m writing the right way up some more.

#9 Rehabilitation center for um pelicans?

#10 Penguins at Sea World.  They were looking out at us looking in hahahaha.

Oh must tell you a joke!

Q: Why are penguins black all over but white in front?

A: Cos their hands are too short so when they clean themselves, they can only reach the front.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

#11 DAMN SEAGULL!  We ordered lunch at a bar /restaurant and I noticed this stupid seagull strutting around the restaurant checking out the situation wtf.  We tried to shoo him away but he’d come back and march around again.

Then when I stood up to get an extra fork, the seagull flew up to my plate and stole my sandwich!!!!

In the pic he’s enjoying his spoils. FML.

#12 My favorite thing about Gold Coast!  If I could have a wild animal for a pet (and pandas weren’t available) I’d have a dolphin.  Keep him in my bathtub wtf.

#13 アイスクリーム！

＃14 The only ride I dared to go on

Wombeh was thoroughly shamefaced because we were surrounded by parents and toddlers but I told him they wouldn’t know the difference between me and a child anyway wtf and I was right they did let us on!

#15 Nola after that I mustered my courage to go for this one! *proud.   The drop wasn’t thaaat high so my debilitating fear of heights still allowed it.  There were a couple of loops and corkscrews though but drops always feel the worse for me.

#16  My dream car!  I have rational dreams ok wtf.  Nissan Micra but I don’t see many of them in Malaysia.

#17 View from our apartment

#18 Ok maybe this was my favorite part of the trip wtf.  Actually very few of the bags were mine!  Wombeh’s brother suddenly turned into Shopping Monster and topped my shopping bag count (and total expenditure)

We went to two outlet malls but to be honest Gold Coast shopping pales compared to every other city I’ve been to including Melbourne 🙁  Maybe we didn’t go to the right places but everyone here and on Facebook was gushing about the shopping so I’m disappointed..  all I saw were local brands like Jay Jays and Cotton on and the others were stores I had never heard about also wtf.

#19 Yummy cheeseburger though!  At Hog’s Breath.  But I dunno why they stick a knife through my burger like that is that a threat wtf.

#20  Got this tshirt for $2 though!

Tshirt – Cotton On
Denim shorts – Sungei Wang

#21 Sneakers – Converse <3

(if you read my tweets, I chose the pink pair :D)

I’d been looking for Converse sneakers to replace my old pair and Converse there was having a sale so I got the pink pair!

Then when I left the shop I started doubting if I shouldn’t have gotten a different color cos (a) 80% of my shoes are pink -_- (b) my old pair of Converses are also pink -__- (c) I don’t have any blue shoes wtf

I hopped around trying to decide if I should go back and exchange them for blue sneakers.  After a while I ran back to the store and asked them if I could exchange for a different color.  They said ok so I went to get the blue pair.  Then while I was standing at the counter I realized that the pink pair was too pretty WTF.  And they had double tongues (which are blue) so I justified there was already blue in this pair so I didn’t need a real blue pair and I left the blue pair on the counter and ran off WTF.

#22 Heart necklace – Kyoto
Watch – Aldo

#23 When I grow up I want this pink baking set!

#24 Optical illusion.  I am not that short and Wombeh is not that tall either!

Cardigan – Forever21
Dress – Also Forever21 -_-
Flipflops – Bebe

#24 Gotta hand it to Aussie beaches though – this one was gorgeous!  If I was a surfer I’d move to Gold Coast.

#25

Going to sleep!