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The leopard sleeps tonight

So if you knew me, you’d know that my weakness has always been and will always be…

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Shoes.

*fan girl shriek

I saw this gorgeous pair of leopard print pumps (and I love leopard print!) on an online blog shop *slobber

Totally disregarding rules that you should never buy shoes online, I bought the shoes online wtf.

When I got them I put them on for size and found they fit perfectly!

I happily hustled my new shoes upstairs (instead of keeping them in the shoe cabinet) just so I could gaze at them in the comfort of my own room until I had an occasion to wear them WTF.

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And yay there finally came a day to put them on!

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Verdict: *tongue blat WTF

(erm dunno what it’s called but it’s when you put your tongue between your lips and blow)

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1. Believe it or not I suddenly became 5 feet 3 after putting on these babies WTF.  (for those who dunno math, that’s half a foot more than four feet nine)  I stood next to Fatty and found I was looking straight at his forehead instead of at his armpit wtf which is my usual height!!!!!!

2. The height of it wasn’t the matter.  Even though the heel was so high, there was a platform under the toe which minus-ed out the height difference between heel and toe.

But!!!  That same platform will be the death of me (literally).  I dunno what the shoemaker was thinking when he constructed this shoe but the front of the platform (marked above as ‘danger’ wtf) was curved WTF.

The whole night I felt like I was walking on curved stilts FTS.

Walking down the slope to Zouk, I really thought I would pok kai there and then, maybe lose a few teeth and can never ever go clubbing in KL again wtf.

I guess it was meant to make walking easier, because if I put my right foot forward, my left foot behind could easily push off on the toe and swing in front.  You get it ah?

But cos of the curve if I leaned forward a bit also I’d feel like falling over T_T  Which resulted in me sitting down the entire night FTS.  Or standing with national service like posture wtf.

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For the first time ever, it crossed my mind that something I was wearing could actually cause me injury.  Like an overtight corset.  Or an old tampon WTF.

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But then I look at them again. And for most of the night I sat and admired my shoes.

They made my legs look so long!  The leopard print was melting my heart.  The red bottoms even though I know are a ripoff of Louboutin even matched my skirt!

And that’s when I knew.

That I’d keep wearing these babies no matter what wtf.  (if you’re my mother and you’re reading this I’m only kidding ahahahha)

It is entirely impossibly to resist the cuteness ok impossible!

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Ahahahaha just lookit you don’t worry mommy is not going to abandon you just like that!!!!!

Got plenty of ways to safety-fy them I’m sure!  Like nail cork on the sole to flatten out the curve wtf.

Or bandage my ankles first when I wear them so even if fall won’t sprain WTF.

How! How!  Got what other ideas to save my shoes (and ankles) tell me!!!

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Ahem end with nice picture of self.  Camwhore #winning (but only cos put on extra pound of makeup aih)

Comments (23)

  • I feel you ==”
    I own a pair leopard printed heels and it hurts like F***.

  • why ah! isit cos it’s leopard so it’s very fierce and will bite us WTF

  • OMG BABE I HAVE THE SAME PAIR OF SHOES!!! Everything same except for the platform part, so mine is a little shorter (and also safer to wear WTF)! Are yours also pony hair and hence a bit furry? 😛

  • You look magnificient in this style ! I thought it’s better than your usual jap Hawaii style. :p keep it up ! And to be honest those shoes are gorgeous. Maybe u can try getting the shoe curve-prevention thing from Scholl at guardian?

  • actually har. i bought a pair of aldo shoes thats like that also. as in the heel and the front platform.

    first time i wore them i fell in public but lucky nobofy but my bf saw although i just admitted it here. WTF

    anyway the point is. after wearing 2-3 more times i realised i finally mastered the art of walking in shoes with that curved front platform. ahhaahhaha.

    so u should keep practicing! its diff from walking in other older heels for some reason. mieh

  • Hi Audrey,
    Where did you get your hair extensions from? And how much were they? Are they the clip in type?

  • i dunno what to say
    i am only slightly taller than you
    but i will never (EVER) be able to wear shoes like that.
    want me to wear in the shoe shop to try on also cannot. go clubbing somemore. sounds like pure madness.

  • it’s called blowing a razzie (raspberry)

  • Omg I LOVEEE the shoes!!!! So freaking nice! But yeah I can’t walk in heels to save my life either so I guess I’ll just admire them from your pictures hahahha.

  • i have utmost respect for you girls who wear heels out everytime!!! i’m mostly in flats or anything with soles parallel to the ground wtf cos i buay tahan my feet feeling sore and achy from heels. and also i have weird friends who love to play “last one to reach is pig” game on a whim so must wear flats to run faster wtf (true story).

  • anythin THAT high has to come with strap lo, kutsu noob!!!!

  • OH EM GEEE GIRL! Those shoes are so pretty. I admire those who can walk in shoes that are 5+ high. Past 3 inches and I’m walking like Frankenstein.

  • i know why you hurt your feet. because it was pai goh right? you chu ki seng right? then u thought will be jin jia song right?

  • hui wen: yes pony hair! but where did you find a shorter pair??

    liz: what is jap hawaiian style HAHA WTF. oh do you know what the scholl thing is called? i went to guardian and couldn’t find it 🙁

    gin: isit! any special tips to teach me wtf

    nicola: yup they’re clipons! i got them in sungei wang for like rm45 a piece. most people need only about 3-4 pieces

    zihwye: where there’s a will there’s a way!

    ooib: oh thanks haahha

    belly b: you can practice!

    strawberry: why your friends so funny HAHAHAAH why must be pig wtf

    cheesie: ahh shippal

    amy: haha i guess you have to practice!

    tze: how you know! at least next day was pai lak and leh pai can rest after that wtf

  • hi audrey..

    still remember me??

    im afiq..ur classmate since 6 years old until standard 6 (from child enrichment center to sek keb ss 19)

    really hope that u remember me..hehe

  • I has a pair like that cept that they’re cow prints… Or an albino leopard?

  • Awesome! Do you remember which store exactly? That place can be kinda confusing.

  • so the pumps make you what, 5ft 3?

  • I believe it’s called giving a raspberry. That blat tongue sound I mean. Heh!

    Anyway, the shoes look nice but with a design like that on the front, it’s a hazard. I’m not a girl and I can feel you. I mean, the curve does make tipping over a distinct possibility. 🙂

  • Hi Aud!

    I love leopard prints too! Just got myself a leopard print organizer by one of the local handmade crafter to add into my leopard print collection! Loveess!

  • HAhaha! I had a pair like that… I was walking out of my bf’s condo with him in front and there’s like a small slope at the guard house. At one point, I stopped and suddenly I felt my whole body tilting forward wtf Then I realized it’s the heels! I was flapping my arms like a bird trying to balance myself and had to call my bf to come back (he walked off without me =_=). Whole scene witnessed by the guards dammit

  • Nice heels! And nice room too! Are you staying with your boyfriend already? 🙂

  • I bought a pair of 6 inch heels from Charles&Keith.
    First few times it feels like you’re at risk of toppling over ALL THE TIME.
    But if you keep practising, (walk at home la, don’t walk in public YET!) you’ll find your balance and you’ll eventually get used to the heels. 🙂
    Try to avoid staircases and slopes tho. 😀 Wear the heels at places where there are lifts & escalators.

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