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Krabi post!!!

Super duper long post ahead lalala.

Thought of cutting it under an Insert More tag…but then too lazy to. Hahahahaha.

Anyway we had a lot of fun in Krabi!  I thought Krabi was an island and vaguely wondered why wasn’t it called Koh Krabi but now I know it’s part of the Thai mainland *shamefaced.

Scenery pics first!

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Even though it’s not an island, our hotel was built into a very secluded part of Krabi!  The hotel is on a tiny strip of beach surrounded by mountains.  So the only way to get to it was by boat.  Or climb over the mountain.

(which we did #heroface)

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View from far.  Can see the villas at the bottom of the mountains.

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Villas set among the cliffs.

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View from our villa!

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Center of the resort.

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Roberto the hotel pianist.  I think he’s damn cute!  He’s all smiley and his head is a bit big for his body WTF.  Every song that he played made me wanna sing along *big shiny eyes.  Fatty said he should be a a Lite FM DJ wtf.

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Some Sebastian statue in the hotel.

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Weirdly, one of Fatty’s favorite parts of the trip was this floating bridge -_-  It’s made of plastic and floats on the water so boats can anchor on it and we walk on this bridge up to the shore.

Every time a wave came, the bridge floated up and scared the bejesus out of me.  I swear if it was one square smaller I’d have fallen in to the sea FTS.  But Fatty loved it though probably thought it was some fun rollercoaster wtf.

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Me and trembly smile on the blasted bridge.

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The whole place is damn quiet and relaxing so that’s what we did!  Went to the beach…

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Relaxed in a hammock.

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Sat in the waves and emo-ed wtf.  Actually that was just Fatty.  I was lolling around in the hammock.

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Went for a gazillion spas and massages!  I ran out of things to massage and dragged Fatty to his first ever pedicure HAHAHA.  I think he secretly likes it cos he kept looking at his toenails afterward but don’t want to admit!!!!

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Slept wtf.  Damn tired until can sleep with another pillow on top of my head wtf.

Cos Fatty made me do the Hike of Death.  Remember I said there’s only two ways off that beach?  By boat or by a climb through hell wtf.  There was this trail that went up the mountain called Monkey Trail and right at the start of it there was a wooden sign telling people the hotel is not responsible for anything that happens to you after that point FYL.

But Fatty was dying to go to town and we missed the boat so he kept cajoling me!  No choice but to go cos it was his birthday wtf.

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Seriously look at this I’m not exaggerating.

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There were these two Australian women behind us who helped us take this picture.  They were very friendly but too bad I had to use all my concentration to climb down that dastardly trail cannot talk to them.

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Face upon arrival.

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But then got yummy Tomyam and coconut! (although I’m allergic to tomyam wtf but still so delicious I’ll eat it and take the allergy)

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Happy again.

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On the tuktuk which is my favorite mode of land transport now.

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So cosy!  Makes me feel like I can bring my whole house on the tuktuk!

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My new pet cow went on the tuktuk too.  He also likes it a lot.

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Got tired of holding my hat so I put it on Fatty’s head somehow he looks like a scarecrow hahahahaha.

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Get to sit boat back to hotel don’t need Monkey Trail!  Tried to hijack the boat hahahaha.  Actually I just wanted to look like I’m steering the boat so I waited until the driver turned away then faster put my hand on the wheel ahahahahah.

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View of the sea from our resort.

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Oh more relaxing spa pictures.

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Nihon ryori for dinner.

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Cos it’s Fatty’s birthday!  The hotel surprised him with a cake 😀

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Making his birthday wish.

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Um picture of me eating.

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Awesomely cute rice!

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Me again.

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Shooting range.  I shot a 9 milimeter.  I shot 4 bullets before bowing down to the fear that I would blow my hand off and passing the gun to Fatty T________T

Besides not like my bullets went anywhere near the target also dark face

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Fatty did damn well though *sulk.  All his video game playing paid off.  He shot with some machine gun though.

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Fatty and my underwater camera!  He forgot to remove the film on the goggles which said “please remove this before use” wtf HAHAHAHA.

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He took a picture of the sky from underwater.

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And of me!

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Fatty said no relaxing experience is complete without food beside the pool so I ordered food.

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Fatty doing what he does best (being an eating monster)

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And me again.

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The end.

Comments (24)

  • my first comment in forever T___T do you miss my presence here wtf

    krabi looks fun! but the sand not white one later tell me fun anot k!

    and i just saw your ghost story video, ooib told me about it but it’s scarier than i’d thought wtf. very well made ah!!! u did the editing ah? ok babai see you soon wtf

  • jelus! i want a vacation toooo

  • may i know which resort u stayed in? thanks!

  • That last pic looks so scary & gloomy!

  • i laughed so much reading your post wtf hahaha!! you’re so cute and Fatty is funny 🙂

  • I love this post <3 Is that it? I wish there were more. 🙁

  • round face and big mouth lol

  • shit i laughed out loud when i saw that pics with tim and the goggles. omg http://www.flickr.com/photos/40705110@N08/5815487672/ this pic.

  • Nice shots!! The scenery, the food, yourself, and everything are so beautiful. Awesome vacation you had! By the way, I love all your posts and I’ve just followed you. I wish you can visit and follow me back. Cheers! 🙂

  • i love your name necklace!!!! where did you get it!!! please don’t tell me japan or somewhere far please!!!!

    ps/ i’m curious!!!!! if you’re named after audrey hepburn, is barry named after barry white ah???

  • awww. I love travelling too. You both look damn loving awesome! :))

    *jealous* 😛
    stay blissful and happily always!

  • It looks like you all had a lot of fun! 🙂

    Nice, you shot the 9 mm too, I like 9 mm, it’s a fun-to-shoot gun, instead of something like a .357 Magnum or a Desert Eagle .50 which have ridiculous recoil.

    Tim’s shots with the M4A1 looks great – all tightly packed center mass. 🙂

    Heh! I know how you feel. The first time you shoot a real gun with live ammo it really makes you respect the gun. It makes you realize that this is something that can easily kill someone.

  • …but wow they’re really relaxed about gun safety in Krabi. The photo of you holding a gun and having one of the staff standing IN FRONT of you to take a photo is pretty amazing.

    In Aussie where I was in a gun club they have a really strict “Treat every gun as if it’s loaded” rule so photos like that is a no-no. I managed to snap one of me pointing at the camera but it was taken by a friend and even then we had to check the clip several times and the chamber too to ensure there’s no bullets anyhere.

    Had to do it when the staff wasn’t looking too, or we’ll have gotten an official reprimand. Haha!

  • Thats an awesome picture of the sky from underwater! and very cute rice, im gonna make mine like that or maybe in a heart shape lol

  • yor, the hotel that you guys stayed so nais.. when I was there, I stayed in a hostel…we had no luxuries at all, no hot water, no internet, no flush, no electricity after 830AM and no toilet paper!

    This is how the toilet looks like http://www.xes.cx/pics/krabi-greenvalley-3.JPG hehe

  • Is the resort expensive? How much per night? Are the spa, massages in the resort expensive? How about the food inside the resort, very pricey?

  • So cute wtf krabi looks like super nice place. btw, what hotel is this? happy belated to Fatty oso btw. Lol 😀

  • Krabi beach looks great! 🙂 Btw, what underwater camera do you use?

  • sweatlee: yes! T____T ya krabi sand not white wan that was our only regret wtf. but everything else nice should go! and ya good ornot my editing i impressed myself verily WTF

    kimberlycun: can go already right!!! 😀

    ching: it’s called Centara 🙂

    goowakmeow: haha why! it’s supposed to a be nice shadow on the beach

    sydney: hahaha thank u!

    jillian: ya that was it *scared to disappoint

    jame: haha i don’t get it?

    zihwye: hahahaha ya he damn funny!

    strawberry: actually it was a gift from a friend from bangkok! i think barry was named after barry manilow WTF hahaha actually his got no origin wan wtf.

    jacqueline: thankew hunny!

    huaibin: i was so scared of the 9mm ok!!! even though it wasn’t my first time shooting T_T ya it’s krabi i think so they’re super relaxed hahaha

    jay: ya heart shape do it!

    xes: WTF why you go to such shit place wan!

    mandy: we got it from agoda.com so it’s a package price! the spa and food in the resort is a bit expensive tho, if you want cheaper you should go to ao nang and eat/do massage there!

    hazel: it’s called centara. and fatty says thank u 😀

  • xine: sony cybershot! it’s damn good for underwater!

  • Audrey,

    You look so cute in the photos!

    You appear a bit tired from that long climb down!

    How many steps down?

    Did you try diving? Krabi is supposed to be a great scuba and snorkling paradise?

  • I have a question that I was hoping you could answer as it always amazed me!
    It seems that every blog written by a person living in Asia always has A LOT of traveling. And I mean traveling around Asia (not around the world)…How are Asians able to travel so much? I see that weekend getaways to other countries like Thailand, etc are really common…
    A lot of Asians have also been to Japan.
    Is traveling a lot cheaper in Asia? Are there any Asian “traveling secrets”?
    Please share!
    It’s SOO EXPENSIVE To travel to other countries from the US! Maybe it’s cheaper in Asia because the coutnries are smaller and closer together (no oceans to cross!)

  • david: ya i was sooo exhausted! i thought i would die halfway wtf. i dunno but it took us like 15-20 minutes to get through the whole thing? i didn’t do any diving tho! too scared i’d get dark WTF

    rebeca: hahaha i came back to this blogpost just to answer you! it’s true though – most people i know go on holiday or travel at least a few times each year. i’m not sure why though – i don’t think it’s cheaper in asia but ur right, it’s probably that the countries are smaller so we get out of the country more? where else have you been?

  • wombeh is now fatty?? 😮 lol, i missed the transition. krabi looks REALLLYYYYYY good!!!! what an awesome way to celebrate a birthday (: srsly, you and tim are the best couple ever and i really love how FUNNY you are!!! 😀 😀 😀 total bad luck not running into you at the black circuit lounge event.

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