Maximum regret for saying I’d make five videos to bribe you all.
And more than maximum regret cos all the suggestions you gave seem like you want to kill me hahahahaha T______T
Someone suggested I do magic tricks 
Bad enough that I don’t know any magic tricks. But someone else suggested I do a video of myself shuffling T_______T
So I hurriedly googled magic tricks.
Here comes the world’s most pathetic magic performance.
Hate you all.
This video is so bad that I’m keeping it unlisted on Youtube. I’m trying to also find a way to not make this post Google searchable.
To give you a clue how bad, Fatty who’s usually my biggest fan just stared at me in dumb shock when he saw this video FML.
Even though this is the world’s worst magic performance and you’ll have lost 2 minutes of your life you’ll never get back, I’m thick skinnedly asking you to do three things now:
1. Give me better Youtube video suggestions
2. Vote for me HERE to go to Bangkok under the Hotlink Bloggers Without Borders project!!! Even if you have voted, please vote again!!! (can wan I think) *bats lashes
3. While you’re on the site, suggest some things for me to do while in Bangkok. I notice nobody has suggested going to Platinum Mall yet *frowns. Unless Pratunam Market = Platinum Mall?
Kop kun kha!!
Comments (36)
OMG damn cute hahahhahah!! and i think the second magic trick is pretty cool! 😀
I THINK BOTH TRICKS ALSO DAMN IMPRESSIVE !!!! FIRST ONE SO REAL SERIOUSLY ESPECIALLY THE SECOND ONE HOW U DO WAN !!!!!! *admires*
yalo actually i dont know how u did the second magic trick @.@
omg this is amazing. o.o the first one was realistic and the second one I don’t know how you do it ;__; voted for you already~ 🙂
HHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA SERIOUSLY AUDREY OOI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
hahahaha but i dont know how to do both!!
hahahaahaha!! so cute & funny! Voted d.. all the best!
LOL
lets just say theres an ‘audrubbish’ category for a reason 😉
it’s okay aud we still love you.
My must-go in Bangkok is Platinum Mall. Pratunam Mall is NOT Pratunam Market. The latter is not worth going IMHO, as most of the clothes can be found in Platinum Mall which has air-cond. 2nd must-go is Naraya at Central World & MBK Tokyu. 3rd is MBK mall 4th Flr (or is it 3rd Flr) for iphone / handphone casings or accessories. Wear comfortable shoes / slippers, seriously its the matter of life and death for the amount of walking you will be doing. Enjoy!
eh actually the 2nd one quite real ah =p LOL
THEY ARE BOTH DAMN GOOD LA!!! PLS TEACH ME CAN AH
Just watched a travel programme abt bangkok. the must go places are damn cheap whole body massage at Saladaeng station if you are taking their LRT. Then try all the street food. At the water village, there will be food vendors cooking food on the boats. you can try that as well.
the second trick is damn good!! 😉
already voted for u : )) you will win the trip!!
the second one very real!! XD
oh party anthem next 😛
voted twice already! 🙂 And I suggest you go to Platinum mall and go on a crazy shopping spree haha.
haha! so funny!!! actually you doing the singing on previous video is pretty funny as well! do parody one please <3 Please win!!
my god i really gotta say i don’t know how you did the two tricks, especially the ear one! pray, tell!!!!!!!
Totally out of my expectation, I don’t know you are really doing it. Lol, anyway, you made ur promise, I should do mine, vote for you.
Hahaha! The 2nd trick is kinda impressive. No idea how to do it. Suet and Angie sound so sarcastic. Hehehe.
A new video suggestion? Err.. Why don’t you enact a scene from a Thai movie? That might impress the Thais? I don’t know the criteria of what video you would like to make. So this is just random.
cassandra: hahaha thanks!
angie: i teach you when we’re in bangkok muahahaha
xcb: that’s why it’s called magic hahaha
jillian: yay thank you!
tze: WHY U LAUGH
lol: hahahaah it’s magic ma!
annna: yay thanks!
zihwye: eh why la hahahaha i love u guys too
anne: omg urs is like a survival guide. thank you!
gin: first one leh!
sweatlee: will you call me sifu!!!
xcb: eh joey must vote on the website for it to be valid! go go go
xan: hahaha thanks!
miao: what’s a party anthem? D:
amy: yay thanks amy!
miranda: hahaha a parody video? ok might consider
strawberry: haha next post i teach!
oscar: oh ya it was you who voted hahaha. i gave you two magic tricks so u must vote at least twice wtf
jx: hahaha no they’re honestly impressed ok! eh why ur suggestion so hard T.T no criteria it’s just to bribe you all wtf
Haha. Ok~ Then how about a video of what you do best? Makeup tutorials? Or you can try to make fun of yourself. Go take a look at KevJumba or RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube. Spoofing a famous viral video is cool also. Hope I helped. 😀
Hey it’s not that bad. 😀
I liked your magic tricks Aud.
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Lol, do a video of u eating bugs XD
When I suggested you do finger magic, I was thinking more of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8kOQ2zvBfU
Like that lah, never credit your brother, never call him when you’re at Gardens, leave underwear in his room fts
Don’t worry aud… The video was well received!
Next video can do applying fake eyelashes ar? And educate us on the type of eyelashes you use.. Thanks!!
Xoxo
do a funny thai dance.. or show yourself cooking a thai dish (horribly or not) lol
and the first trick is so bad, it was actually funny :p
i saw you at murni tonight! you were sitting opposite barry and there was a girl sitting next to you but i can’t see who it was! your parents walked past my table too. 🙂
first time seeing you in the flesh haha. you’re shorter than i pictured you but still cute. 🙂
HAHAHA. I love how pleased you were with yourself, so cute!
Bangkok = land of awesome massages!!!
*facepalm* Aud!! hhaahahahah! but i love the 2nd trick! scary!!
barry say you never credit him with the second magic trick credited google instead
i’m your 300th voter! *proud*
Omg I just went to kepo kepo click on all the other bloggers to see who’s leading.. You are!! HAHAHA EXPECT TO GO TO BANGKOK.
haha! u r so cute!
anyways in bangkok u MUST and die die also must go Platinum Mall. Its heaven and remember to bring your cash! and ask for discounts! u will be hearing lotsa “peh~” which is actually “piece” when u r bargaining with the sellers! kinda entertaining! hahha..=p oh…and go for full body massages at the end of the day cuz it will just complete your day! and cheap mani and pedicure! hope ur trip to bangkok will be fruitful! =)
u sound like man wtf
the tricks are actually quite good and believable if you dont laugh!! 🙂