Zomg bored of Bangkok posts already! But once you start something you can’t stop or else you’re a quitter wtf.

So here comes Day… 4.

Whole outfit from Platinum Mall -_-

Home of my new clothes wtf.

Yea we went back and attached the accessories floor.

If you didn’t notice, our theme of the day was fake Comme des Garcons tshirts and hats.

Can’t remember what we ate for lunch but we were hungry so it was McDs again -_-

Actually maybe we skipped lunch to shop ah WTF.  You cannot question our dedication wtf.

Posting this photo cos I think Angie is damn pretty here <3

Tuk tuk ride again.  Are you getting bored yet -_-

We stayed in Bangkok so long that got routine lo!  Everyday if we have time (and I have no tasks set up) we’ll make our pilgrimage to Platinum -_- then take the tuk tuk back to the hotel or wherever for dinner.

This time no cute tuktuk driver.  Son I am disappoint wtf. (refer to this for more info.  I really should stop making internet meme jokes that nobody gets.  Cheesie you too wtf)

Went to see the Victory monument at night.

It’s the phallic tall thin structure in the middle.

Dinner time!  Also drinks time!  Task was to visit a jazz bar so we headed to the Saxophone, apparently the oldest jazz bar in Bangkok.

There was this super awesome jazz band playing.  I’m quite phillistinic when it comes to jazz music wan cos everytime I hear it I feel sleepy WTF.

But they were really really good!  They played all the songs I know (Moon River etc) that’s why they’re good WTF.  Also I’ve never seen such a big band before? Got so many kinds of brass instruments there.

And the lead singer was amazing too!  His voice was like ten plates of PJ duck rice put together (my favorite food) me and Angela melted when he sang *swoons

And he came over to take photo with us! I look like shit in this photo but it’s worth putting up cos check out the photobomber behind HAHAHAAHHAHA.  Don’t think she meant to do it though hahahahaha.

One of the guys playing the trumpet really looked like Kenny Sia.  Right or not!!!! Wanted to take a photo with him but he was nowhere to be found 🙁

Tweeting…

Interior of the bar.  Very retro!

It’s called the Saxophone for a reason.

Funnily enough, I woulda expected a pub like that to serve British pub food or something but everything was Thai!

Very yummy also.

Then on to Khao San Walk which looks like Petaling Street to me.

Very lau juak wan.

Saw a Thai policeman so we asked him for a picture and he obliged.

Then after that he was like “oh wait wait” and took out his own digital camera WTF and passed it to our cameraman to take a photo for him too hahahahahaha so cute.

Got tailed by these two Korean guys who were the most persistent yet polite guys ever.  They kept coming up to us like every 5 minutes to ask us if we would reconsider and hang out with them WTF.  Obviously we didn’t want la what if they drug us and rape us wtf.

But there goes our potential wild night and story to tell the grandkids.

After the 3rd time or so, they finally said ok can we just have a picture wtf so there it is.

Fake university certs -_-

And ID WTF.

Wanted to do fish spa but they were all closed!  Most interesting thing was getting our caricatures done.

Me having a sneezing fit fml.

Sorry!  Most interesting thing was this.

Got conned by photographer to eat bugs for the camera -_-

The people behind this trip are compiling a video of all the stuff I did including this -_- When it’s up will show you.

Damn gross!  Looking at this photo makes me want to break my head wtf.

Beetles *shudder

I didn’t eat these though.

I had grasshopper…

crickets (no picture) and silkworm (above)

Grasshopper looked disgusting cos its legs looked like cockroach’s legs with the spikes coming off it.  I pulled off the legs before eating and it was all crispy and crunchy.  Exactly what you think a bug’s texture would be like except it was fried in some yummy salty oil so the taste was ok.

Silkworm actually looked yummy to me! But god it was disgusting.  It had like a thin shell around it but when I bit into it the middle was all soft and squishy ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wanted to puke but the vendor was looking at me happily so I swallowed it T_T

Then right after that I felt my tongue and throat getting itchy!  When I used to be allergic to eggs as a kid that was the feeling I’d have so I stopped eating right away and drank a lot of water.

But Angela damn greedy! She bought a whole packet of grasshoppers to eat WTF.

Then after a while her tongue and throat started getting itchy too.

Then her mouth swelled up to great proportions wtf.

This wasn’t even the worst of it wtf.

Then both of us started getting stomach cramps FOL.

We went back to the hotel after that and went to sleep.  I got woken up in the middle of the night by Angela who shook me awake and said “eh Audrey sorry to wake you but I think I’m gonna die” WTF.

Cos she ate so many bugs her allergic reaction was terrible!

Her mouth swelled to like the size of a baseball and she had rashes all over her back and her stomach still hurt.

I called the reception asking if they had Zyrtec or something but they asked us to go 7-11 buy ourselves WTF.

Luckily one kind hotel staff (had to be a guy seriously you can always trust guys to be more helpful wtf *sexist) offered to hire a taxi driver to go buy medicine for us.

So ta dah problem solved, Angela got her Zyrtec and I got to go back to sleep.

Angela googled it and apparently grasshopper and silkworm will cause the most allergic reactions in humans when consumed?

Ok so ends the allergic adventure.