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Conversation with someone who has clearly too much time on his hands wtf

(picture of the day wtf)

Trying to arrange a meeting for my work evaluation with my boss via MSN is tougher than you’d think.

He has this thing about talking to me in Japanese.  Even though he doesn’t know any Japanese -______- But besides that he’s the best boss in the world wtf.

Aud❤ says: ohai 😀

Desmond says: “ohai.  どのようですか
(translate: “how?” WTF)

Aud❤ says: “Appraisal 何時しましょうか?
(translate: “what time should we do my appraisal?”)

Desmond says: *評価?
(translate: “evaluation?“)

Aud❤ says: はい. Google Translate使っていますか?
(translate: “yes. Are you using Google Translate?“)

Desmond says: いいえ、私は日本語を勉強しています
(translate: “no, I am studying Japanese.“)

Aud❤ says: すごい!頑張ってくださいね
(translate: “great! Work hard/good luck with it!”)

Desmond says: ありがとう、(translate: “thank you.“) どのように私はいるのですか?

Aud❤ says: you just asked ‘how am i here?'”

Desmond says: あなたは私を理解していない!
(translate: “you are not understanding me!“)

Aud❤ says: あなたの日本語が悪いから!
(translate: “that’s because your Japanese sucks!“)

Desmond says: 私は学んでいます
(translate: “I am learning.“)

Aud❤ says: もっと勉強したほうがいいと思います
(translate: “I think you should study harder.“)

Desmond says: *助言のための[OK]を感謝
(translate: “insert gibberish” WTF.  I think he was trying to say “thanks for the advice” hahaha)

Aud❤ says: I’m so blogging this.

Comments (16)

  • HAHAHAHAH I think it’s funnier to read them in Japanese.

    I cracked up at your もっと勉強したほうがいいと思います.. wtf dunno why. Maybe cause I am imagining you going ( ̄▽ ̄).. while saying that.

    Motto nihongo de blog shite kudasai! (lazy change keyboard to Japanese wtf)

  • best boss XD

  • too complicated, didn’t read. :X

  • You really have a great and funny boss, most bosses can’t even take jokes from you or better can’t even crack jokes!

  • write rubbish also dont wanna blog abt our quality time in thailand ah ? *sensitive*

  • I’m curious..is Xiaxue taller than you?:o

  • Hi aud, before continue my comment over here, allow my apologies as i would like to reply your bf post regarding to the birthmark and scar. He only allow fb sign in user to drop his a comment, which i don’t think i ready to let everyone know my real ID, due to something personal that i want to share.
    Hi Tim, after reading that birthmark and scar entry, this post really hits me as i have a scar over my chest, along the cleavage part. Being a female, this is something i really ashamed with. Everytime i look at the mirror with my bare skin, i feel annoyed with my own body, it’s a keloid scar (1cm width), something that you can’t get rid with, inject steroid to flatten it is the only way, it won’t disappear still. As you said you used to as your ex gf will she think it’s ugly and she told you it’s kind of your ’ trademark’ , how i wish someone will tell me that. I just got tgt wtih my current BF for one month, how many times i wanted to tell him, but i just dare not do that. Well, i know people will say if a guy loves you, he won’t bother this, nah i doubt so and we just started one month. I have a 4cm long keloid along my arm, at the BCG part, and now another keloid grow at my chest. I really wish to hear from you, from a guy view, what will you think ?

  • HAHAHA ANGIE SO FUNNY!! yeah i want to see angie again wtf sounds damn creepy but you and angie are damn addictive. like ill purposely scroll down to see her wtf. with black hair cause she looks damn hot with her hair down esp!! hope angie replies me 🙂

    btw i always thought that fourfeetnine is 149 until i checked recently its 146 if im not wrong? you know i was actually quite particular of my height cause im 147 and the doctor say im not really growing anymore but i saw how happy you are with your height. now i learn to erm comfort myself? short=cute what!! 😀

  • ur hair color so nice!

  • veryy pretty picture! 🙂

  • aud.. i ❤ this pic!!!! love ur hair too..

  • Audrey – is there any way for readers to send you an email? :X

  • Gawd please get a life, your blog is so anal and meaningless in the bigger scheme of things I can’t believe you think you are all that, all girls in KL shud travel more and realize without ur make up you look so bloody ugli and featureless and stop using WTF like it’s so cute coz u r not cute and Sweetlee owns tat now.

  • Selina: I used to be ashamed of my moles. Now though my motto in life is “it’s not what happens to you but how you react to it that matters”. Your birthmark can be a blessing or a curse. Depending on how you look at it. I don’t have to tell you why you would think of it as a curse but let me tell you why it could be a blessing.

    1) Being made fun of all these birth marks and little defects I had when I was growing up did hurt. But looking back today, having to force myself to live with what I have today helped build my confidence. I am a much more confident person today and that’s very much thanks to the struggles these little things life gave me. So when you look at your birthmark, don’t think about how ugly it is. Think about how it’s a part of it and how you are going to accept it. If you yourself don’t accept it as a part of yourself, how can you expect anyone else to do so?

    2) The other reason why it could be a blessing is that it helps you filter out the guys who don’t like/love you for who you are. Any real guy worth having in your life wouldn’t let a 1CM birthmark put that in his way. Sure you might win some and lose some… but what’s important is that you will keep the ones that matter.

  • @ selina: i feel you. i too, have keloid scars… about six of them on my chest, one on the shoulder, and of course the bcg scar. my arm is filled with little red and dark spots, and mini pimple-like thing, and i get very depressed over them cause i cannot hide those. there is no way to treat those ugly ‘skin disorder’ on my arms cause it’s genetic. i feel disgusted over that and had cried many times. but now im slowlyyyy learning to accpt it.

    sorry aud for spammin ur commnt box..

  • lynn, sounds like u having a skin condition known as keratosis pilaris ( i’m having that).

    Sorry Aud for the spam!

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