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So I’m still sick 

After three weeks 

Doctor said if still not okay by end of this week to do a chest Xray FML.  Luckily I went to Kechara soup kitchen last week at least built up some good karma for my reincarnation if I die WTF.

No la choi.  I think I’m recovering …somewhat.  Slowly but surely!

But in the meantime, apparently when I’m sick I make damn a lot of noise in my sleep.

A lot of people when they fall sick they get snot and what not stuck in their throat which blocks their breathing so they end up snoring at night.

But apparently I have even surpassed snoring and am now just humming very loudly in my sleep WTF.

Fatty cannot take it and ran screaming from the room with his pillow around his head.

At first he said I sound like Darth Vader with asthma hahahahaha T_________T Then he changed his mind and said I sound like a motorbike T_______T

Then when I asked him how do I sound he made weird monotonous growling noises and did this pose FML.

Anyway now I’m slowly recovering already but I still make this noise! *fears being like this for my whole life

Won’t ever dare to fall asleep in public already cos I will make weird embarrassing hum-growls and scare the bejesus out of everyone D:

This must be karma.  Fat Her snores like an earthquake and I always get very angry when he does it when I’m in the same room hahahaha.

The night before our graduation, my parents bunked in me and Angela’s dorm room.

And the entire night Fat Her snored like a tractor T_________T

I was so angry at him I threw a rolled up poster at him from across the room WTF but he still didn’t wake up.

So on the night before the most important day of my life, I didn’t sleep a wink.  I actually watched the sun rise lying in bed insomniacally 

 

It’s karma.

And when I told Eric about it he wasn’t at all sympathetic wtf.  Not that this surprises me at all wtf.

And yes Fatty recorded my snore-hum-growl sigh I tell you my friends are all so loving wtf.

But anyway Bobo showed me this video.

HAHAHAHAHA the answer to my problems!!! I really wanna buy this damn fun!!!

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