The bald nut says hi.
This was taken at the Aesthetics office where I go for facial treatments!
I was late for my appointment so I ran into the building and this man in the elevator kindly held the door open for me.
Me (finger hovering over floor buttons): “Three or four leh… is it third or fourth floor…”
I decide that I’d just gamble and push the button for third floor.
When the doors open for second floor (the man’s floor), I automatically step out wtf because I’m idiotic like that. I’ve lost count the number of times I step out at wrong floors. And whoever is with me will automatically step out with me too LOLOL don’t trust me please.
Anyway the guy stares at me perplexed because I pushed three but got out of two.
Man: “I think this is my floor.”
I hurriedly step back into the lift while he steps out, still staring at me like he thinks I shouldn’t be on my own wtf.
Me: “This is your floor! My floor is upstairs! BYE.”
Then I give him a big wave and smile and jab at the Close Door button. Anything to get him going wtf. If earlier he didn’t think I was crazy, after this I probably sealed my own fate.
Clearly I made enough of an impression that after I got into Aesthetics and was sitting in the waiting area, waiting for my beautician, the man appears at the door and gestures at me.
The receptionist turns to me and asks, “Is he your friend?”
The man, from behind her, says hesitantly, “Um can I have your number?”
Inwardly, I’m thinking MAN I’VE STILL GOT IT. WILL THIS CURSE OF BEING CUTE EVER END? Outwardly, I say self-righteously, “CANNOT. I’M MARRIED.” And brandish my ring finger at him for good measure.
He pauses and with the same bewildered look, says, “no no you’re wrong I just think you can be a good ambassador for my product. Chinese medicine.” WTF.
I say, “oh”. Then I slap my own knee and laugh. The beautician and receptionist and the man remain poker faced. FML.
Yep, skills for embarrassing myself. I’ve still got it.
Comments (49)
TROLOL. this is super paiseh. I read your tweet about this before!
I saw your tweet about this and I laughed so hard I accidentally spit water onto my laptop. And now before going to bed, I still laughed so hard that I got a tummyache lol yeap you still got it.
So funny!
LOL so funny ahahaa! Also why you so pretty even as a bald nut?!
Haha Audrey y u so cute!
HAHA U DAMN CUTE
HAHAHA Imma bookmark this post for the future moody me
HAHAHAHA you damn cute!!
Where got pretty!?
the combination of both incident makes it even funnier!!! And this is just a blog post, not even the live incident..If I were the receptionist, u r giving me a hard time to give pokerface lor..I’ll probably die laughing there..
hahahahah so did you give your number/agree to be his ambassador in the end!! maybe the whole chinese medicine thing is all a farce and he said that to save face lolol
hahaha that was hilarious!!!!
lols!! awkward moments do happen occasionally, hahah
“Cannot, I’m married” Thats EPIC wei! hahaha
Must admit I laughed quite hard, boyfriend stared at me, “what’s so funny?” told him…..poker face. WTF.
Ahahaha
Haha, you so cute
XDD LOL but cute hehe
Hahahahaha same situation Fyl!
HAHAHAHHA #fourfeetfail
Hahahahah! Me likeeeyy. I was kinda confused when I saw your tweets but oh! Now I get it haha! Audrey you’re so cute! >.<
fyl so embarassing but people will think that you are so cute!!! But if a giant met this kinda situation it would look dumb imo. Height that’s matter! XD
LOL! haha we don’t doubt you hehehe
you’ve got all of it…good and bad….hehe 🙂
Hahaha
You’re so cute!
the fella probably wanted ur number but since u said u’re married.. he quickly change his motive to save some face.. heehe
Could be also hAhhaHa but I should have asked him why first before I responded!
Aww thanks!
Glad I cleared up the confusion!
I didn’t la but he gave me his card hahahah
OMG! I can imagine the Troll-ed face! LOL! So funny! So in the end did you give your number?
hahaha.. you ARE so adorable!!
I think he said the chinese medicine to save face lol! You are too funny 🙂
lol is this typically characteristic of Aquarians? i swear the bf does that so often that he has resorted to daze and react slowly whenever shit happens, maybe to cover up the fact that he could have embarassed himself wtf.
hahahaha you so funnnnyyy.
Audrey u are so so cute!!!
Lol,how embarrassed! But cute enough hehee!
super cute!! HAHAHAHA.
you got me laugh! yeah, you still got it… lol
LOL
!!! Don’t take his offer! Take mine! Be the ambassador for my boss’s beauty/cosmetic clinic!!!
What clinic is that!!! I’m actually looking for a beauty clinic ambassadorship!
LOL!!! It’s called Bioscor International 🙂 Have a look and let me know what you think
audrey… y u so cute… all men see u bleed nose
Lolol laughing and smiling in front of my handphone like crazy 😀
Lol u reading through nuffnang x isit!
Hahahahaha, this is funny ✌
Hahahaha! Love this story!