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The difference between men and women

Today, while on the drive from Oakland (a city near San Fransisco) back to Sunnyvale which is where we’re staying this time, Fatty and I were playing “Would You Rather”, one of our favorite games.  Actually it’s more like my favorite game because it’s hilarious watching Fatty struggle between two disgusting options and get angry hahahaha.

Anyway this particular installment of “Would You Rather” got me thinking.  The answers that me and Fatty both gave were damn different.  Either opposites attract with us, or it’s just because we’re both different genders.

Here’s a few questions.  See how you reply compared to us?

Q: Would you rather cheat Angela (whoever your best friend is) of a significant amount of money, say, ten thousand dollars (or a million if she’s really rich), or steal her husband/boyfriend? -Fatty

A: Not even a tough choice.  If I really had to pick, of course I’d cheat her of money wtf.  The reason being that I think she would be a lot less hurt if she knew I took her money rather than if I stole her husband wtf.  Plus if she already has to deal with betrayal, at least it’s only me betraying her, and not me AND her husband.

Also, money can be replaced easily, but not the broken trust.  If I really felt guilty after that I could always replace the money.  Husband also not so easy to find back wtf.

Fatty’s answer:  I asked him the same question, except instead of Angela, he would have to cheat Ming.  He answered he would rather steal his girlfriend WTF.  According to him, stealing a wife/girlfriend is more acceptable than stealing money.  He can’t imagine his friends hanging out with him again after knowing that he’s stolen money from a friend.  Nobody wants to be friends with a thief, while we can accept that sometimes people just fall in love. Guys, what are your thoughts on this?

Q: If your significant other were to cheat, would you rather they cheat on you with a string of prostitutes/gigolos (FYL) or have a regular mistress/boyfriend?

A: A mistress.  Although obviously not something I’d like, I think it’s normal for couples to drift apart, and maybe fall for someone else.  Both scenarios already involve cheating (which is morally reprehensible) so that aside, falling for someone else is still something that happens everyday and that doesn’t mean that my partner is a bad person (the cheating aside).   Also, maybe if he cheated because I neglected him or whatever, it seems like something more handle-able and I could still try to fix things. If I felt it could be salvaged, I would probably still make myself try to work it out with him, but again if he had a mistress, he’d probably want a divorce wtf.

But if he was seeing prostitutes, it’s not likely that we won’t divorce either.  Patronizing prostitutes is goes against my principles so I wouldn’t even be able to respect a man who I know regularly visits brothels.  Want to try also how if I cannot respect him?  Plus if he goes regularly, it’s possible that we’re dealing with a psychological addiction here which will obviously be difficult to overcome.  Also prostitution is not legalized in Malaysia, so I have no idea what medical support or laws hookers are subject to so who knows how many STDs will be passed to me and my kids!?  How to tolerate if it endangers our health wor.

Fatty’s answer: He said he would rather tolerate the gigolos WTF.  Basically, he would rather his SO have a one night stand, and get it out of her system than have a constant partner outside whom she could get emotionally involved with.  I asked, what if it’s a constant string of gigolos?  He said as long as it’s all different gigolos WTF.  His reasoning is that if she was emotionally attached, it would be like having a relationship with an empty body because the mind and heart are far away.  If it was only casual relationships outside for her, it was possible that she still loved him and he’d still have a shot.  If he loses her heart, he loses her forever.

Q: If your significant other left you, would you rather they left you for a friend of yours or someone you hate?

A: I’d rather they left me for someone I hate so I can then hate them both in peace, without conflicting emotions wtf.  If it was a friend, I’d have to deal with TWO betrayals and lose a husband AND a friend.  Sien.  I don’t need the additional hurt and I want all my friends with me to get me through it.

Fatty’s answer: He would rather I left him for a friend than someone he doesn’t like. D:  What sorcery is this.  He said at least it’s someone worthy of his respect, thus he’s not losing me to someone lesser than him.  It’s like “good game bro” *shakes hands wtf.  By the same logic, he would rather lose me to someone better looking than uglier.  Basically to a worthy opponent.

I, on the other hand, hopes whoever he cheats on me with is ugly and got ass acne so I can feel superior, and bitch about what shitty taste he has and how disgusting she looks. :X  It would make me feel better!

So that’s about it.  We had other idiotic questions too like would you rather eat poop or get sodomized HAHAHA but that’s not intellectually stimulating at all and just makes me look disgusting cos I came up with that question so we’re not going there.

From our answers, it looks like I’m more concerned with the amount of hurt I would have to suffer or inflict on someone else, while Fatty’s concern is the social stigma or social implications surrounding the situations.  Is that typical of what men and women would answer?  I dunno but I’m very curious.

What would you answer? Comment and tell me if you’re male or female, and what your answers would be!

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Comments (87)

  • 1. I would pick cheating her of money instead of with her boyfriend, because its just money, a material thing.
    2. Regular mistress, because prostitutes are just disgusting, though the emotional attachment to the mistress is something that would really hurt me.
    3. Someone I hate. Because I would be way too hurt if it’s a friend.

  • I haven’t been your longest reader (started this year) But I really enjoy reading your blog cause I can completely relate to you. You would be my type of girl if I was a guy and shit. But I have a cb so that makes me female. Anyways, I’ve never commented on any popular blog before but I find this very interesting and I hope my answers would be of some use to ease your burning curiosity lollollol.

    Q: Would you rather cheat Angela (whoever your best friend is) of a significant amount of money, say, ten thousand dollars (or a million if she’s really rich), or steal her husband/boyfriend?

    My best friend is female and I’d totally cheat her out of her money. That’s cause she has her bf to take care of her hahaha! However, I think if I had a male best friend I’d rather steal her girl. Men are different from women. Women with no money but has good looks and character might just have a good life ahead. Men with no money has almost no value. My “male best friend” will surely meet someone he’d love again.

    Q: If your significant other were to cheat, would you rather they cheat on you with a string of prostitutes/gigolos (FYL) or have a regular mistress/boyfriend?

    Well this really depends on the reason why they’re doing those. Is it because that have become their lifestyle since long ago? Or is it because I’ve been overlooking on my bf’s needs? Or is it because he fell for another girl?

    I would be least hurt if the reason is because I haven’t been a good girlfriend to him and I will talk it out with him. Erm I realize i’m not answering your qn lollollol.

    So back to the qn, I think a guy with good character wouldn’t be able to fuck prostitutes repeatedly. He would feel bad the first time or 2nd time. So nope wouldn’t choose this. & a proper man would not get turned on and be able to act upon his desires even if he force himself to. (I have a friend working in alcohol industry for more than 10 years and never had a one night stand. On the other hand, I have met people who just turned 18 and had 10 over one night stands)

    If he is cheating on me with another girl, I hope it’s cause the girl likes him v much and is giving him what I am not giving him and he was being vulnerable and shit because I am the one who hurt him first. & NOT BECAUSE HE FELL FOR HER! So yea I guess it’s this one.

    Q: If your significant other left you, would you rather they left you for a friend of yours or someone you hate?

    I would rather he left me for someone I don’t know but dammit I gotta choose one.

    OF COURSE IT’S SOMEONE I HATE! This one, don’t even need to think la pls. I have a clear definition of a “friend” as I have lotsa acquaintances. 1stly, if he left me for my friend I would be thinking “HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR AND ALL THESE TIME I DIDN’T KNOW AT ALL???” I will feel like my life have been a lie.
    Whereas, someone I hate THAT’S GOOD! I hate the person doesn’t mean I don’t respect the person as a person. (lol) It may be because she was my competitor at work etc etc. Or some other petty reasons… And if he goes away w someone I hate at least I won’t hear about it so much afterwards. I don’t wanna know how they’re living after he left me for her.

  • Agree wit ur answer and I tested my bf too..2/3 same… For the last disgusting question he prefer to eat poop then be sodomised..OMG WHY..my bf is a weirdo T.T fml…I told him it will be those one big chunk of shit and he still say wanna eat poop…super sad man..if its me..of course sodomised… Lol my bf said its a straight man worst nightmare…but I doubt so..lol…I mean common! What can be worst than eating poop??

  • Eating poop while being sodomised lol

  • I asked my bf all the same questions and he replied all of them with the exact same answer as fatty!

  • Interesting post!! Will keep this game in mind and try with my partner next time!!

  • 1. I would pick cheating her of money instead of with her boyfriend, because its just money, a material thing.n2. Regular mistress, because prostitutes are just disgusting, though the emotional attachment to the mistress is something that would really hurt me.n3. Someone I hate. Because I would be way too hurt if it’s a friend.

  • Q: Would you rather cheat your best friend of a significant amount of money, or steal her husband/boyfriend?

    Ans: I rather cheat her of her money. Itz like easier to forgive, than if i steal her bf/husband. tt will be MORE immoral, if there’s even such a relative scale.

    Q: If your significant other were to cheat, would you rather they cheat on you with a string of prostitutes/gigolos or have a regular mistress/boyfriend?

    Ans: cheat with prostitutes. at least no emotion involved! it’ll be just a transaction. in a way better.

    Q: If your significant other left you, would you rather they left you for a friend of yours or someone you hate?

    Ans: someone i hate! so i can just hate them both, just like what you answered! haha, leave for my fren, wouldn it be like Q1? tt’s ultimate sad.

    i’m a girl! 😉

  • What interesting questions! I think your conclusions from the answers are pretty insightful but I also think that it’s not a male/female thing… the answers to each question differ by individual.nnQuestion 1: I would definitely cheat my bff out of the money. As far as I’m concerned, if either case happens, I’ve unforgivably wronged the friend and I no longer deserve to associate with them. The friendship is irreparably over. So might as well gain some money while I’m at it… maybe take

  • to buy myself some cake and shoes to comfort myself at being such a horrible person ahahah. A cheating partner is worthless (goes back to “If you convinced them to cheat on xyz with you, they will certainly cheat on you in the future with someone else.”) But your point about being able to replace the money is a good one.nnQuestion 2: I’d rather they cheat on me with a string of gigolos. Again, if either situation happens, I consider my relationship with my SO over. Irreparable. So the firs

  • situation means that they have some sort of psychological illness that can’t be helped by me. Meanwhile, the second situation means that they may have found happiness with their mistress after we’ve split. First situation means that they will suffer the consequences of their illness and have unhappiness due to inability to settle down, so I’d prefer that. I’m mean, I know, haha.

  • Question 3: I agree that I’d prefer they cheat on me with someone I hate. Then, at least none of my friends have betrayed me. And I also hope she is uglier. nnI’m a girl btw.

  • I haven’t been your longest reader (started this year) But I really enjoy reading your blog cause I can completely relate to you. You would be my type of girl if I was a guy and shit. But I have a cb so that makes me female. Anyways, I’ve never commented on any popular blog before but I find this very interesting and I hope my answers would be of some use to ease your burning curiosity lollollol.

  • Q: Would you rather cheat Angela (whoever your best friend is) of a significant amount of money, say, ten thousand dollars (or a million if she’s really rich), or steal her husband/boyfriend?nnMy best friend is female and I’d totally cheat her out of her money. That’s cause she has her bf to take care of her hahaha! However, I think if I had a male best friend I’d rather steal her girl. Men are different from women. Women with no money but has good looks and character might just have a g

  • Men with no money has almost no value. My “male best friend” will surely meet someone he’d love again.nnQ: If your significant other were to cheat, would you rather they cheat on you with a string of prostitutes/gigolos (FYL) or have a regular mistress/boyfriend?nnWell this really depends on the reason why they’re doing those. Is it because that have become their lifestyle since long ago? Or is it because I’ve been overlooking on my bf’s needs? Or is it because he fell for another gi

  • I would be least hurt if the reason is because I haven’t been a good girlfriend to him and I will talk it out with him. Erm I realize i’m not answering your qn lollollol.nnSo back to the qn, I think a guy with good character wouldn’t be able to fuck prostitutes repeatedly. He would feel bad the first time or 2nd time. So nope wouldn’t choose this. & a proper man would not get turned on and be able to act upon his desires even if he force himself to.

  • (I have a friend working in alcohol industry for more than 10 years and never had a one night stand. On the other hand, I have met people who just turned 18 and had 10 over one night stands)nnIf he is cheating on me with another girl, I hope it’s cause the girl likes him v much and is giving him what I am not giving him and he was being vulnerable and shit because I am the one who hurt him first. & NOT BECAUSE HE FELL FOR HER! So yea I guess it’s this one.

  • Q: If your significant other left you, would you rather they left you for a friend of yours or someone you hate?nnI would rather he left me for someone I don’t know but dammit I gotta choose one.nnOF COURSE IT’S SOMEONE I HATE! This one, don’t even need to think la pls. I have a clear definition of a “friend” as I have lotsa acquaintances. 1stly, if he left me for my friend I would be thinking “HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR AND ALL THESE TIME I DIDN’T KNOW AT ALL???

  • I will feel like my life have been a lie.nWhereas, someone I hate THAT’S GOOD! I hate the person doesn’t mean I don’t respect the person as a person. (lol) It may be because she was my competitor at work etc etc. Or some other petty reasons… And if he goes away w someone I hate at least I won’t hear about it so much afterwards. I don’t wanna know how they’re living after he left me for her.

  • my answers were the same as yours except for the one with prostitutes! i’m a girl 🙂

  • I’m with u for Q1&3 but for Q2 i rather have him to have unattached relationships not with a steady mistress.

  • I’m with u for Q1&3 but for Q2 i rather have him to have unattached relationships not with a steady mistress.

  • For q1 I agree with Tim, can’t tolerate idea of being a thief, q2 both can agree. Q3 don’t care, since I will hate them anyway but I rather someone whose more attractive la

  • I agree with you for two questions (Q1 and 3)and don’t agree with you for one question(Q2)! I’m a female hahahah. It’s quite amazing how another gender will have different point of views from us and how people of the same gender has similar points of view! Hahaha.

  • Goddamn those are hard questions.

  • interestingly enough my answers were the same as yours :)n-female

  • Q: Would you rather cheat your best friend of a significant amount of money, or steal her husband/boyfriend?

    – probably the money. mostly because i can’t stand infidelity and also, my friends aren’t that rich arhahaha

    Q: If your significant other were to cheat, would you rather they cheat on you with a string of prostitutes/gigolos or have a regular mistress/boyfriend?

    – yeah i won’t take both. i’d rather be alone than with pond scum.

    Q: If your significant other left you, would you rather they left you for a friend of yours or someone you hate?

    – someone i hate. my ex is now married to an ‘ex-friend’ whom he poisoned against me. while i totally am fine with not being with him, i am still sour about the fact that she now hates me because of him 🙁

  • LOL, I have the same answer as your hubbynbut I’m galnnI think its not the difference of men & women,nIts the difference up-bring that set our mind set.nnBTW, I like ur way of blogging (jia you) ^_^

  • both answers make sense, it’s just the way of thought i guess. Are you more physically involved, more mentally involved or more emotionally involved..

  • heehee my answers would totally be like yours, and was wondering if my boyfriend’s answers would end up like tim’s! so i asked him on our date just now and surprisingly he has the same answers like you!

  • hi audrey c: my name is audrey too!! i actually just found your blog today even though i saw your proposal video like a year ago. and i had the same answers to all the questions as you for the would you rather thing. i guess it must be a male vs. female thing! anyway, your husband seems so sweet and you’re really lucky to have him! btw, i love your blog~

  • hahahahaha thank you for choosing not taking my husband/bf. *shut up and take my money *waves money

  • Q: Would you rather cheat your best friend of a significant amount of money, or steal her husband/boyfriend?

    – cheat money. unless her partner is a jerk then i be saving her

    Q: If your significant other were to cheat, would you rather they cheat on you with a string of prostitutes/gigolos or have a regular mistress/boyfriend?

    – string of prostitutes. at least is only sex with no love.

    Q: If your significant other left you, would you rather they left you for a friend of yours or someone you hate?

    – someone i love. at least i can understand why or see why although it will hurt and pain me more. someone i hate would be unbearable as it seems i am even beneath that person for him to leave me.

  • all my answers are the same as yours!! haha. i have to play this game to pick my boy friend’s brains but i somehow get the feeling his answers would be the same as tim’s? maybe this why MEN ARE FROM MARS! ahahaha.

  • hahahaha eh damn witty ah you

  • What I can see is you placed your priority on yourself while Tim placed his priority of concern for you! You picked the right guy aud! 🙂

  • you are so beautiful inside out and i’m so happy for both tim and you and everything you guys have achieved today! thank you for being my inspiration 🙂

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