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The difference between men and women

Today, while on the drive from Oakland (a city near San Fransisco) back to Sunnyvale which is where we’re staying this time, Fatty and I were playing “Would You Rather”, one of our favorite games.  Actually it’s more like my favorite game because it’s hilarious watching Fatty struggle between two disgusting options and get angry hahahaha.

Anyway this particular installment of “Would You Rather” got me thinking.  The answers that me and Fatty both gave were damn different.  Either opposites attract with us, or it’s just because we’re both different genders.

Here’s a few questions.  See how you reply compared to us?

Q: Would you rather cheat Angela (whoever your best friend is) of a significant amount of money, say, ten thousand dollars (or a million if she’s really rich), or steal her husband/boyfriend? -Fatty

A: Not even a tough choice.  If I really had to pick, of course I’d cheat her of money wtf.  The reason being that I think she would be a lot less hurt if she knew I took her money rather than if I stole her husband wtf.  Plus if she already has to deal with betrayal, at least it’s only me betraying her, and not me AND her husband.

Also, money can be replaced easily, but not the broken trust.  If I really felt guilty after that I could always replace the money.  Husband also not so easy to find back wtf.

Fatty’s answer:  I asked him the same question, except instead of Angela, he would have to cheat Ming.  He answered he would rather steal his girlfriend WTF.  According to him, stealing a wife/girlfriend is more acceptable than stealing money.  He can’t imagine his friends hanging out with him again after knowing that he’s stolen money from a friend.  Nobody wants to be friends with a thief, while we can accept that sometimes people just fall in love. Guys, what are your thoughts on this?

Q: If your significant other were to cheat, would you rather they cheat on you with a string of prostitutes/gigolos (FYL) or have a regular mistress/boyfriend?

A: A mistress.  Although obviously not something I’d like, I think it’s normal for couples to drift apart, and maybe fall for someone else.  Both scenarios already involve cheating (which is morally reprehensible) so that aside, falling for someone else is still something that happens everyday and that doesn’t mean that my partner is a bad person (the cheating aside).   Also, maybe if he cheated because I neglected him or whatever, it seems like something more handle-able and I could still try to fix things. If I felt it could be salvaged, I would probably still make myself try to work it out with him, but again if he had a mistress, he’d probably want a divorce wtf.

But if he was seeing prostitutes, it’s not likely that we won’t divorce either.  Patronizing prostitutes is goes against my principles so I wouldn’t even be able to respect a man who I know regularly visits brothels.  Want to try also how if I cannot respect him?  Plus if he goes regularly, it’s possible that we’re dealing with a psychological addiction here which will obviously be difficult to overcome.  Also prostitution is not legalized in Malaysia, so I have no idea what medical support or laws hookers are subject to so who knows how many STDs will be passed to me and my kids!?  How to tolerate if it endangers our health wor.

Fatty’s answer: He said he would rather tolerate the gigolos WTF.  Basically, he would rather his SO have a one night stand, and get it out of her system than have a constant partner outside whom she could get emotionally involved with.  I asked, what if it’s a constant string of gigolos?  He said as long as it’s all different gigolos WTF.  His reasoning is that if she was emotionally attached, it would be like having a relationship with an empty body because the mind and heart are far away.  If it was only casual relationships outside for her, it was possible that she still loved him and he’d still have a shot.  If he loses her heart, he loses her forever.

Q: If your significant other left you, would you rather they left you for a friend of yours or someone you hate?

A: I’d rather they left me for someone I hate so I can then hate them both in peace, without conflicting emotions wtf.  If it was a friend, I’d have to deal with TWO betrayals and lose a husband AND a friend.  Sien.  I don’t need the additional hurt and I want all my friends with me to get me through it.

Fatty’s answer: He would rather I left him for a friend than someone he doesn’t like. D:  What sorcery is this.  He said at least it’s someone worthy of his respect, thus he’s not losing me to someone lesser than him.  It’s like “good game bro” *shakes hands wtf.  By the same logic, he would rather lose me to someone better looking than uglier.  Basically to a worthy opponent.

I, on the other hand, hopes whoever he cheats on me with is ugly and got ass acne so I can feel superior, and bitch about what shitty taste he has and how disgusting she looks. :X  It would make me feel better!

So that’s about it.  We had other idiotic questions too like would you rather eat poop or get sodomized HAHAHA but that’s not intellectually stimulating at all and just makes me look disgusting cos I came up with that question so we’re not going there.

From our answers, it looks like I’m more concerned with the amount of hurt I would have to suffer or inflict on someone else, while Fatty’s concern is the social stigma or social implications surrounding the situations.  Is that typical of what men and women would answer?  I dunno but I’m very curious.

What would you answer? Comment and tell me if you’re male or female, and what your answers would be!

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Comments (87)

  • haha i’m with you 2 out of 3. for Q2 i’d rather have my bf have meaningless (but careful!!) cheating with prosties cuz… i dunno… i’m awesome and you shouldn’t fall out of love with me wtf

  • Haha I agreed with you on all of them except the last one! But then I read your reason, and I was like wait…yup, I’d rather him leave me for someone I hate !n

  • Same answer as yours for all the questions. Note: Answers are not affected by being a fan of yours. HAHA!! xD

  • agreed with you on all of them!

  • I’m a male and my thinking is more or less similar (NOTE: i said similar, i didn’t say it’s same) with Fatty’s. hahahahahaha.

  • So true! I agree with all your answers and I asked my guy friend those questions he gave the exact answers as Tim!

  • I am a female and I agree with Fatty’s. Gee.

  • Good questions and perhaps next time I could play this games with friends or bf too! By the way, I would agree with you for all the questions!

  • I actually agreed with you on all except the prostitutes vs mistress one. I think I could handle it better if it was meaningless and just for sex so I feel like the relationship is still salvageable? I dunno. nnBut this sounds like a really fun game!! Will start playing with my bf and probably ask super weird disgusting questions knowing us LOL.

  • I chose the same options as you for all the questions haha

  • I agreed with you on all three except the prostitutes vs mistress part. And, I think almost all women think the same (based from the comments below) Hahaha this is so cool! This can be a social experiment haha

  • I’m a girl but I agreed with Fatty for the first two 0_o and for the last one I would rather have it be a stranger but I agree with fatty when he wants someone better looking. Feel like I would always wonder why that person instead of me. Would piss me off more to be cheated on with ugly bitch with ass acne.

  • Haha reading your blogpost made my day!

  • Seriously I think fatty’s answers was quite acceptable, just because thats exactly what my fiancee would’ve answered me. lol

  • Female. And all my answers are like yours. 🙂

  • I asked my bf the first question, he asked me if his friend’s gf is hot. If she is hot, he will go for gf instead. Hahaha!!!

  • I have a different answer for question 2. At least I know there’s no commitment she is a prostitute provided my husband doesn’t come back with STI. :/

  • Hahahahaha funny!

  • I’m with Fatty 2/3 and I’m a female XD although, they sede really tough questions!

  • cool game, I’ll have to try this with my bf. I agree with you on 2 of 3. I’d rather have him cheat with prostitues if it was meaningless without getting attached. plus I believe him to be smart enough to do it carefully and without bringing any std’s home. nWhat is strange for me is your husband’s answer to the last question. I’d also like to make fun of the other person involved LOLnnYou look SOOOO PRETTY in the photos! what kind of lenses do you wear there?

  • My answers are same as yours other than the question on prostitute… I agree with Tim on that!!!

  • My boyfriend and I got the same answers as you.

  • i’m with Tim for all 3 lol and i’m a girl. ok, maybe i’d go with you for the last one after more thought.

  • Lol FML I have all the same answers at Tim. Clearly I am more man than woman 🙁

  • have to agree with timothy on this. social implications are harder to deal with than personal hurts base from both of your answers all good but I completely agree more with tim=)n

  • lol what kind of game is this. have to use lots of brain juice ><

  • good game btw! should try this out with my friends.n

  • my answers are same as yours except for Q2. having a mistress means his heart is not here at all. and i’m a female

  • My answers are all the same as ur bf’s. But im a gal….

  • my answers were all the same as yours, and i’m a female!

  • agreed with all of you points instead of mistress/gigolo. have to agree with tim ahahah.

  • I’m a girl who agree with you after reading all of your reasons! Your reasons sounds more legit and I couldn’t say no. Hahaha

  • yeah, definitely 2 our of 3. For Q3, I think it’s better with prostitute so at least it’s a once deal & you won’t need to have cat fights later.

  • Same for 1 and 3, but I’d rather he cheat on me with a string of prostitutes hahaha. For me, if a guy cheats on me it’s goodbye forever. If he really loved me he wouldn’t even cheat on me what! And if he cheats on me with a dozen prostitutes it’ll make me feel better cause that would mean he’s a sleazebag and I didn’t see his true colors before! I DESERVE BETTER!!! Hahahaha. If he cheats on me with someone else, my heart will be broken like dunno what and self-esteem will crash. ):

  • Female here, and answers correspond with yours (and for similar reasons).

  • Hi Aud! I don’t have an answer for most of them, but I’d rather be robbed of a partner than a large sum of money. The trust would be broken either way, and while stealing a husband is not cool, taking an exorbitant amount of money would be like robbing them of their blood and livelihood. On the other hand, if the husband was swayed that easily, doesn’t that indicate the strength of the relationship? I duno, tough choices I guess

  • wait, how is cheating money not breaking trust?

  • I’m with Tim for Q2 and you on Q3. And you on Q1 too but that’s after a long struggle hahaha! Because both of you have very good points wtf.

  • wow its confusing to a certain extent i agree with you but at another level oddly fatty’s answer also makes sense! tough choices lol of coz one we all hope never happens hahaha

  • wow its confusing to a certain extent i agree with you but at another level oddly fatty’s answer also makes sense! tough choices lol of coz one we all hope never happens hahaha

  • I’m a female and I’m with you for the first 2 qns! I chose friend for the 3rd qns cos enemy seems just too hard to accept, like you’re already betrayed, but you’re betrayed even more cos he actually left for someone you hate… Though I think your answer makes sense too, so I’m not so sure anymore. Haha.

  • Female here!nQs 1: Agree with you, same reason.nQs 2: With prostitutes wtf. It’s just sex no feeling involved rite? Seems like sex maniac only lol.nQs 3: Not somebody I hate cause it makes me feel like she’s winning over me. So someone I completely don’t know or friend ok then, I must find better friends :|nn*touch woods for all!!*

  • For Q2 I wish he had just cheated me with prostitute. In that case seem like he is just physically betrayed me. nThe last one … I struggled for so long… n I opt for ur answer =p

  • Female and I agree with u on all three questions. hahaha although his reasons do sound..um..reasonable? haha

  • What interesting questions! I think your conclusions from the answers are pretty insightful but I also think that it’s not a male/female thing… the answers to each question differ by individual.

    Question 1: I would definitely cheat my bff out of the money. As far as I’m concerned, if either case happens, I’ve unforgivably wronged the friend and I no longer deserve to associate with them. The friendship is irreparably over. So might as well gain some money while I’m at it… maybe take the money to buy myself some cake and shoes to comfort myself at being such a horrible person ahahah. A cheating partner is worthless (goes back to “If you convinced them to cheat on xyz with you, they will certainly cheat on you in the future with someone else.”) But your point about being able to replace the money is a good one.

    Question 2: I’d rather they cheat on me with a string of gigolos. Again, if either situation happens, I consider my relationship with my SO over. Irreparable. So the first situation means that they have some sort of psychological illness that can’t be helped by me. Meanwhile, the second situation means that they may have found happiness with their mistress after we’ve split. First situation means that they will suffer the consequences of their illness and have unhappiness due to inability to settle down, so I’d prefer that. I’m mean, I know, haha.

    Question 3: I agree that I’d prefer they cheat on me with someone I hate. Then, at least none of my friends have betrayed me. And I also hope she is uglier. 🙂

    I’m a girl btw.

  • Definitely same answer with you for all!! Haha I rather hate both together than lose one important person and still hating another person. Guys and girls think so different!

  • I’m also with you 2 out of 3 HAHA. I rather my bf cheat on a string of prostitutes, but after hearing your explanation, actually having him cheat on one mistress might be better LOL….

  • female here! my first two answers are same with yours, but i agree with fatty’s point of view on the third question lolol

  • I have the same answers as Timothy, so does that make me a lesser female? lol wtf

  • I’m with u 2 out of 3! Q1 & q3 I totally agree with u! But q2 I rather be cheated with prostitude As I agree with Tim tt u totally lose someone if he’s attached to a mistress emotionally n it will be hard to reconcile but after seeing wad u think I was thinking well yeah it could be some sort of gambling addiction if the person kept gg bk to prostitudes hmm……

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