Ok listen up everyone. I’ve officially found the best product for lazy people.

No not this hands free kit. Hahahahha.

To be precise, the best product for lazy, busy, but still wanna be healthy/vain people.

It’s sitting in our shower cubicle as I type.

What? In-shower skin conditioner?

In layman terms, rinse off body lotion.

Yea when Fatty brought this home I was like IS THIS FOR REAL (eyes narrowed).  Because to me anything rinse off is soap and how can soap be body lotion?  And even if it is body lotion, how can it possibly be moisturizing if you rinse it off two seconds later?

Yes. NIVEA In-shower skin conditioner is the first of its kind that I’ve seen. It was literally formulated as a hassle-free way for people who are too busy (or lazy ahem) like me to moisturize their skin.  So here’s how to use it.

disclaimer: Pictures may be a tad blurry and also taken from different angles and different areas of the room.  Do you know how hard it is to take pictures while soaping yourself!? I changed angles repeatedly to find the nicest shots.  Even resorted to hanging my camera on the doorknob so I can show both hands in the photo wtf.  And I took two sets of pictures over two days but this is the best I could get wtf. What to do hahahah fourfeetnine.com is a one woman show wtf.  Never mind!  My words speak more than my pictures right right?   

Originally also wanted to wear a towel for these pictures for authenticity’s sake but too hard!  Already have to juggle product, water and camera later I drop my towel how wtf.

Anyway you just shower like normal with your usual bath gel or soap.

After you’ve rinsed off the soap, just apply the NIVEA  Skin Conditioner like how you would apply shower gel.

The lotion is white and texture is pretty much like a regular body lotion.

Then just rinse off again!  Unlike hair conditioners, no need to leave it on for a few minutes, just rinse off and towel dry like usual.

Then touch your own skin and feel the difference!

I suffer from really bad dry skin and actually need to apply body lotion religiously every night after my shower. But sometimes when I come home late and shower and I just wanna go straight to sleep or just nuah, I neglect to moisturize.

If I don’t do it for a few nights in a row, my skin turns scaly like a snake wtf.  Very very gross one.

So this product is very amazing la!  It’s different from normal lotions in that it’s a special water-activated formula so it basically only works in the shower.  So I don’t need to spend time rubbing myself with lotion anymore!!!  Just do it in the shower which takes like all of 10 seconds (hello I’m 4’9 my body surface very small) and that’s it!!

And unlike normal lotions which when applied can be thick or sticky, this one is rinsed off right away ma.  The effect is like… you know when you go for a pedicure and they sometimes massage cream into your legs and then they wipe it off?

My skin feels like that!  Hydrated and smooth, not dry and papery anymore.  And not sticky or oily like it does with regular lotion.

Model Nadia and host Jason Godfrey also agree. Hahaha.

I was just thinking I’m soooo happy I live in the 21st century where awesome innovations like this NIVEA In-shower Skin Conditioner are invented.  Seriously imagine if I lived 500 years ago when to even have soap in the first place I’d probably have to hunt some animal and take their fat to boil into soap wtf.

If you’re itching (dry skin = itchy skin geddit geddit wtf) to try the product, visit NIVEA Malaysia Facebook page for a FREE 10ml trial pack.  Or make a pledge with NIVEA to stand a chance to win a full year supply of NIVEA In-Shower Skin Conditioner with your 3 BFFs!  All info on Facebook.