Okay! After that last rabbit turd peanut butter cups disaster, Fatty incredibly requested I make more muffins.  Either this guy has a stomach of steel, is a masochist, or he’s The One wtf.

He asked for Oreo muffins specifically.  And recipe looked pretty damn do-able! So here goes.

Recipe taken from Kraft Foods.

PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Mix flour, sugar, baking powder and salt in medium bowl. Cut in margarine with pastry blender or 2 knives until mixture resembles coarse crumbs.

BEAT egg and milk with wire whisk until well blended. Add to flour mixture; stir just until moistened. Gently stir in chopped cookies. Spoon evenly into 12 greased or paper-lined medium muffin cups.

BAKE 15 to 20 minutes or until toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Remove from pan; cool slightly on wire rack. Serve warm.

Here’s where I poured out the milk and broke an egg into it.  I chose the biggest egg I could find in the fridge cos I’m kiasu like that.

To my surprise the egg yolk dropped out in a solid orange ball. Huh don’t tell me this is a rotten egg!? DAMN TESCO SOLD ME A BAD EGG!

Asked my helper what’s up with the egg.  She glanced at it and said “that’s a salted duck egg” WTF.

Then in the spirit of waste not, want not, she drank the milk to see if still can salvage WTF.  Obviously cannot cos the milk turned salty right away hahaha.  And so I wasted a perfectly good salted egg and a cup of milk. T_T

Batter nearly done!

Added the chopped cookies.  Accidentally bought chocolate Oreos instead of the normal ones but I think they just make it more chocolate-y. ^^

Batter was quite watery compared to the banana muffins!  Spilled a lot fml. >_>

Done! I was quite horrified by how they turned out – why all lopsided and ugly one!? They looked like charred chunks of cancer-ridden flesh wtf.

Tentatively, I gave some to the guys to try.

Left is before taking a bite, right is after.

Okay that look of bliss means approved hahahaha.  Damn stupid his blissful face.  It helped that the muffins were still warm from the oven.

The little one.

Left photo is eating while people are watching. Right photo is eating when he thinks nobody is watching LOLOL.

He realized he likes them and was trying to cram the whole thing in HAHAHAHAHA.

Verdict: The Tiah men love it!

This recipe is actually very easy!  I halved the sugar because I prefer less sweet foods and it was just perfect I think.

Less moist but that could be because there were no bananas in it wtf but good and Oreo-y. Hahaha.

Going to try it next time with regular Oreos!