SO. Exercise. The bane of my existence.

I always knew I’d have to exercise someday.

Whether to to be healthy or stronger, or tp keep slim when my metabolism finally breaks down on me wtf.

When I was younger, I promised myself maybe I’d start exercising when I’m old. Like 30. HAHAHA.

And sweet Jesus, I’m 30 now. O_O

I have finally accepted my own mortality wtf.  Which is why I’ve started working out for the past two months actually.  I jumped on the Kayla’s BBG bandwagon because Bobo started doing it a year ago and I was super impressed with her results.  I was pregnant with Penny then and I said I would start it when I’m all done giving birth.

Well guess what I am wtf.

So I embarked on my Kayla journey.  To be specific, my Kayla journey to hell.  Cos that was what it felt like hahahaha.

Obviously I’m not a fan of exercise.  But I know people like me who, once they got into it, started to have fun.

Well guess what. It’s been 7 weeks and I’m still not having fun fml hahahaha.

I’ve gotten sliiightly better but the beginning was horrific. Kayla is intense!!!!!

For starters, I had no equipment or preparation at all.

I used Fighter’s shampoo bottles as dumbbells.

I used a bathmat for traction (and got carpet burn)

I used my toilet bowl as a bench for step-ups WTF.

(You can rightly conclude I exercised in the toilet wtf)

Exercise savvy friends were horrified hearing this hahahahaha.  They were like, WOI DON’T USE TOILET BOWL VERY HIGH AND DANGEROUS.

I was like no worries, next to my toilet bowl is my towel rack so I held on to it. Hahahaha.

And friends be like: “….”

Anyway, since then I’ve improved.  I borrowed a yoga mat from my sister in law.  I bought two sports bras from H&M which are used in heavy rotation wtf.  I bought two teeny dumbbells which weigh like two pounds each wtf.   I appropriated Fighter’s Ikea stool to use as a stepping bench.

But occasionally I still feel like puking wtf.  I used to get headaches after workouts but thank goodness those have stopped. I still contemplate suicide hate myself for starting this regime and curse Kayla for concocting horrible Cirque du Soleil type exercises hahahaha.

But I’ve been sticking to it.  I haven’t missed one day so far and while I’ve cheated (cut short a few times by a few minutes cos I really thought I might throw up wtf) I haven’t let myself skip anything because I know once I start I won’t start again.

That said, here are a few ways you can cheat at Kayla and tell yourself you’re not cheating WTF.

1. Turn on the timer then slowly go open the file/booklet to look at the first exercise wtf.
2. Once in a while, pause because it’s absolutely crucial to check the timer cos you know, you need to know how much time you have left wtf.
3. Put your weights in the furthest corner so when it’s time to use, you have to go there to take them wtf.
4. Halfway, adjust your sports bra  wtf
5. Or retie your hair wtf

I’m like the worst BBG practitioner cos I don’t do any of the low intensity or high intensity exercises besides her recommended circuits.  And I definitely don’t eat clean because I very scared I lose too much weight so I eat even more WTF.

The other day I ate a fried rice portion for 2-3 people fml. And the day before I ate a whole regular pizza by myself + garlic bread wtf.

So maybe my results won’t be as obvious but quite surprised still got!

Before starting BBG VS 6 weeks in. 

Before and after.

Got a bit of difference right!! 

So while I hate it…. BRB while I choke my hatred down and get back on the yoga mat. Hahahaha.

P/S: I am now in week 8.