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Happy birthday, Hsin’s sister (name not provided for privacy)

Today the Oois were supposed to have a family day and go out to watch a movie.But unfortunately there were no tickets left. We didn’t want to take the risk of driving all the way to Pyramid of Midvalley or wherever and finding out no more reserved tickets either.

So we decided to cancel plans for tonight.

Fat Her came skipping down the stairs, crying “Let’s Go!”

“Eh daddy, some other time only go la, no tickets somore raining.”

“Har?! What does rain have to do with it? I got dressed up in my Sunday Best for this!” said Fat Her, smoothing down his shirt for emphasis.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Er, never mind la, go tomorrow okay?”

“Tomorrow I’m going to Ipoh,” grumbled Fat Her.

“Yes ar? When are you coming back?”

“Never again.” whined Fat Her and then he sulked in the corner.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Last Saturday I went to Hsin’s 7 year old sister’s MacDonald’s birthday party.

Very fun okay! When was the last time any of you went to such a party?


There were party hats!


And the coolest cake in the world! The whole thing was made of jelly, from some shop in Puchong. I loved it and I don’t even like sweet foods!


Everybody. Damn poor thing, she invited 15 people and only 5 said yes, because the rest were off somewhere on holiday. However, only 4 turned up and one of them is someone’s older sister.

Incidentally, I also had a Macdonald’s birthday when i was a kid when nobody turned up except my best friend and my brother’s best friend and his younger sister. Damn sad ok! Wanted to cry but the day was saved by the cake and presents.


All the kids. What’s with the look on my face, dammit. The kid in the pink spaghetti strap top was damn annoying. She thinks she knows everything and she told me I was rude and had no manners because I was still eating my chicken while we were playing games. This is why I hate kids.

She also said she’s not ever going to get married because she hates boys.

I told her wait 5 more years and come say that to me again.

Oh ya, we had to play party games with the kids cos there wasn’t enough kids. I got kicked out first in every game because
(a) these games are actually pretty hard; please don’t look down on them.
(b) the Mcd’s organiser woman berat sebelah and kicked out the 3 of us old people for the slightest mistake. Padahal she gave so many chances to the 7 year olds.

Stupid 7 year olds and adults laughed at me because I dropped my jelly cake on my skirt when the rest of them ate theirs neatly and without incident.


We damn pretty hor. *runs away*

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