AudAtMoho/USA

Vandread

I’ve been only 5 days here and I CANNOT stand life without guys.

ARGHH!!

I’m turning into some boy-crazy madwoman!

Everytime I see a male on campus, I go, “LOOK! A GUY!”

Like I’ve never seen one before.

But really, I don’t really notice that everyone I see around me (except some faculty members) are all female. But once in a while it hits me that its been a long time since I’ve ever set eyes on a guy.

This is so so sad.

Yesterday me and Angela were walking around campus. I turned to the side, and spied a couple of Asian guys sitting on the curb.

I grabbed Angela’s arm in a visor-like hold and shrieked, “LOOK! TWO GUYS!!”

What I got was for all my effort was a tight slap on the hand administering the visor grip and a hiss, “Shut up! Don’t be so obvious!”

Those people weren’t even cute. They had Ah Beng-like growing-out dyed hair, piggy slit eyes and acne scars. I HATE HATE HATE pockmarks.

They were staring at us. Angela said it was probably becos I was shouting at the top of my lungs when I saw them.

I prefer to think its because they thought we’re cute.

Anway, I heard in pure fear and horror the other day from a senior that 90% of all girls at Mt Holyoke at least once have lesbianic thoughts cross their mind because “the opportunity for erm same-sex r’ships are just there in front of them”. God help me.

Okay pictures time becos I’m such a cam whore.

::Me and Carmen (the photo is blurry cos I decided I look better if I off the flash)::

::Me and Angela (after eating 2 burgers each at lunch. Sei la sure fat wan).::

::Self-explanotory. The pan cute queens decided to spend our time this way while waiting at the academic fair::


::Erm this is from Angela’s camera so ignore the ME there. L-R: the REAL me:P, Angela, Ning, 3 Korean girls that I dunno how to spell the names of, Xue, Jeannie and Chloe::

Enough of self portraits. Now to show you pictures of the place that is causing me to develop even more muscles in my already bulging calves.

::This is Porter Hall, place of residence of Audrey Ooi. I have to fcuking climb up 3 flights stairs everyday to get home. Brings back nightmares of Taylor’s::

::General view of the campus. This is to show you how big it is and to rest your eyes. Check out all the green. ::

::This is the chapel? cathedral? on campus. Or is it the library?::

::The entrance of Mount Holyoke. That’s the clock tower over there::

::Erm, these are the resident ducks in the lake. These are also the culprits who wake people up at 3am every morning cos of their quacking::

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