I really think God is punishing me. Maybe it’s because even though the government says no celebration or fireworks, I…
Category / AudSuay
Fcukenathan! My facial cleanser is missing! Either: (a) someone nicked it from the bathroom where it was nestling between my…
My tooth is chipped again. This is the third time it has been chipped. Okay, Ruth, Min and Hsin, you…
Nails have turned blue. Teeth chattering uncontrollably. This is what I get for eating icecream at 2 degrees Celcius temperature.…
Fuck! My Maggi mee caught fire! I felt like having a nice nourishing meal of Maggi Hot Cup chicken flavour.…
I was talking to Mummy Ooi yesterday. She asked me, “Have you been putting moisturiser on your skin or not?”…
Yesterday I went to check my mail in the campus center. I put my key into the mailbox. Yanked open…
Quote from Hsin: “It could only happen to Audrey”. On Monday, I followed Min to Monash. She was panicking cos…
‘Twas an infinitely boring weekend. I arrived in Penang at precisely 3pm on Saturday. I left Penang at precisely 4pm…
Min said she misses those days where we were stupid and did terrifically embarrassing stuff. Why, are we damn smart…