Pixar’s Up is here!

Angela’s watched it like months ago and I forbade her to tell me anything about it because I’ve been dying to watch it myself for like a year since I saw the trailer in US last summer wtf.

But it’s here now!

And I am one of the very honored people giving away 20 pairs of tickets (courtesy of Nuffnang) for the premiere:

Date: 11 Aug (Tuesday)
Time : 9.30pm
Venue : Cathay Cineplex Damansara
Since some people have said it wasn’t fair to give tickets away to the fastest people to email, this is what Imma do.

A pair of tickets will go to whoever can tell me why I am so cute a funny story!

Cannot be stupid jokes ok.


Q: What do you call a Transformer made of furniture?

A: PeraBOT

(source: Desmondkiu)

Actually any story also can *fickle.  Preferably cute, sweet funny stories that would put a smile on anyone’s face!  Like a story of how you & your first bf started, or how in first grade you went to the toilet and had no toilet paper so you wiped your ass on the wall WTF.

Funny story, romantic story, touching story, horror story also can.  Entertain me!  But must be true wan ar don’t go and google shit and send to me wtf.

20 best stories will win their tickets!  (email to fourfeetnine AT gmail with the subject “UP stories”)

P/S: Also, in your email please tell me if you’re ok with me posting some of your stories up and your blog url if any!

Blowing flower petals UP wtf.

ok people contest closes 12pm monday 27 july! emails after that will not be entertained 🙁

btw to Vin who talked about his Genting story in my comments which made me spew saliva all over my screen, not sure if you’re trying to get tickets too, so let me know by monday 12pm!

  • Lisa Cheah

    I watch that yesterday, show was such a feel good movie. Now I want a talking dog. *OOOOPS, was that a spoiler?

    Plus I cant really watch it in Damansara. :/
    And I have got no cute story. How?

  • Vin

    Today while on the way back from Genting, i have the urge to poop. As it was two in the morning and no toilet to be seen with Genting is infamous for its bomoh stuff, I stop by the roadside and poop into the plastic bag. While having the courtesy not to left the poop there, i decided to wrap it tight and bring it back to the car for proper disposal further down.

    The next thing i know was a mat rempit came out from nowhere and just grab my bag of poop while i was about to get into my car. Thank God for the “PROPER DISPOSAL” solution. =)

  • Crystal

    i watched it already too….hahhaha too bad!

  • PinkPaperPlane

    Ahhhhhhhh I wanna watch it too! But it won’t be released in Oz until the next school holidays… which is like….. not sure when. Few more months? Ahhhhhhhhh!

  • yonghsin

    I got no funny story to tell you because I just got rejected by a girl a few days ago and the wounds are still fresh. HAHA. (liddat who to bring to go watch the movie right -_-‘)

    So, I’ll tell you a joke instead.

    A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, ‘OK, old fart, time to retire.’

    The old rooster replies,’ come on, you can’t handle ALL these chickens. Look what it’s done to me. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?’

    The young rooster says, ‘Beat it! You’re washed up and I’m taking over.’ The old rooster says ‘I’ll tell you what, young stud, I’ll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.’

    The young rooster laughs, ‘You know you don’t stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I’ll give you a head start. ‘The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

    He’s already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

    The farmer sadly shakes his head, ‘Damn,…third gay rooster I bought this month.’

  • Tan Yee Hou

    This happened when I was really young.

    Was in the toilet and saw this kid peeing at the typical Chinese school-isque longkang urinal. Never knew who is he but I placed my knee on his back and pulled his shoulder back.

    Never knew if he sprayed pee on himself but I ran like fuck back to class.

    Till today I never knew who is that.

    I like to think that he did wet his shirt.

  • Zack

    Remember that time you wrote on my CBOX (God this must be the 2nd time im telling you)

    I Like forbaaaade anyone to write on it lest your message dissapear

    Seeeeee funny kan kan kan wtf.

    Nak tiket? 🙁

  • Solitary Rose

    hahahaha at the stories told by them.

    That means I have less chances of winning d! wtf..*sighs*

    I hate you funny people!!! >=(

  • kate

    “up” is only up now in m’sia??

    ok i will not tell u nothing…
    BUT! bring tissues with you~!!!
    there are sad parts in the movie~

  • Tey Cindy

    not pulling yr legs; but that is seriously the nicest picture of u i’ve seen so far. should use as your blog header! plus, the flowers r pink! 😀

  • Chumi

    i dont need the tickets… just dropped by to say that the pic of u is amazingly nice! i love the color contrast!! was it spring time in the US..? cos i wouldnt believe it if there were to be a place like that in Malaysia!

  • cindy khor

    perabot… hahaha, that’s a good one…

    the last picture was awesome, very pretty indeed and you look so compatible with those flowers..

  • nat

    teycindy’s comment sounds majorly passive aggressive. Best picture? Read between the lines.

  • Audrey

    lisa: DON’T TELL ME! haha u don’t need tix since u’ve already watched it


    crystal: don’t tell me how it goes!

    pinkpaperplane: why aust so slow!

    yonghsin: haha joke not counted!

    yh: WTFFF YEE HOU HAHAHAHA KARMA’S A BITCH. robb will pee on you one day!

    zack: haha bluffing my msg is not there!

    carol: /shucks not anymore we’re old now wtf

    solitary rose: any story also can!

    kate: ahhh don’t tell me!

    cindy: hahaha really? i didn’t put it up earlier cos my hair got regrowth wtf

    chumi: aww thanks! ya that was spring in the US! i think those were either cherry or apple blossoms.

    cindy: thankew 😀

    nat: no la i don’t think she was:) sounded pretty clear to me that she was being nice:)

  • Qiqi

    During Form5, I went up to Genting with a bunch of friends, and my then bf as well. I was wearing tube inside and a jacket outside. We walked around First World and I find it kinda hot..
    Then I unzip my jacket like real fast and realise my tube droped. And my friends were looking at me…..and my bra, wtf.

    It is so embarrassing, I don’t know whether I should pull the tube up or to zip my jacket, wtf.

  • susie

    hi do you have hair extensions on ?

  • rachel

    argh~ i just missed the deadline. =(

  • kc

    too bad, i’m too late for the contest.

    Do you know what burger is the happiest?

    It is BERGEmbira. Haha, hope you enjoy it.

  • PinkPaperPlane

    Coz Aus very cacatic. They only release a few movies each school hols. So last one was Ice Age 3, Harry Potter, and Hannah Montana. Reduce competition I suppose. Then Up they postpone until next school hols. *Haih*

  • messi

    why am i so cute..
    because i m si pek beh pai seh (extremely shyless)!

    im not sure whether the contest is still on or not. just try my luck.

    one day, banana came home without skin, why?

    answer: kena sunat la.

  • Jess

    What do you call the name of Transformer’s parents?

    Ans : Transparent

    Which is the richest fish in the world ?

    Ans : Gold fish

    Aiks didnt realise miss the dateline!

  • Vin

    Ahhh, I want the tickets! Yes Yesssssss…… Did I just missed it??

  • Zack

    Zomg got larrrrrr. I Blogged sth about another audrey and you thought it was you T_T