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Oh happy day!

I think yesterday was a day that I’ll never forget.

My parents wanted to have a farewell party for me. But they told me that it is for “me and my relatives and neighbours”.

Don’t get me wrong, but I wasn’t very enthusiastic about it because I thought when they said relatives, they meant those people that I only see once a year at Chinese New Year, who I’m not very close to also.

I thought the whole night I would have to make lotsa small talk and inform people how many jackets I’ve bought already.

But I thought its ok lar, since there would be lotsa food *slurps* and lotsa angpaus around. 😛

The day approached, the caterers came (bearing a fountain and two damn fake-looking plants which were infested with ants), my grandmother came, and Wei Zhen came with the excuse that he wanted me to teman him buy a CD for his sis.

Since he is the King of Impromptu Visits, I did not suspect anything.

In actual truth, it is a ploy to lure me out of the house so the rest of my friends could sneak in and surprise me when I got back.

Signs that something was amiss yet I did not notice:

1. When Wei Zhen came to pick me up, my dad went out to the car to talk to him in a secretive fashion. Wearing my pink slippers.

2. When I asked WZ what my dad said to him, he said “uh..nothing lar..EH! later you got farewell issit?” I said, is tat what my dad talked to you about? he said yaa…hesitantly.

3. Instead of going to Parade to buy his sis’s CD, he took me to McD’s in ss15 because he wanted to “sit down and talk to me”

4. At 7pm, I told him I had to go home already cos I didnt wanna be late for the party. His reaction? “Har? Your dad didnt even call also!”

5. He told me he wanted to pee before we went off. He then proceeded to sit down there and yak some more.

6. When i told him to go piss, he said he had to sit down some more and wait for the pee to collect in his bladder!!

7. When we finally left, he suddenly parked his car again and proceeded to show me how the nozzles on his car bonnet shot water out and washed his windscreen. TWICE.

8. I got irritated with him cos he was driving soooo slow.

9. We saw Kah Leong and Donovan at the roundabout! I did not suspect anything and was merely puzzled when instead of waving back, the just zoomed off.

10. Wei Zhen took the wrong turning to my house!! This is the stupidest thing when he has been to my house a gazillion times! It was to slow us down to make sure evryone reached already before me.

I finally realized what was going on when I saw Hsin’s car parked outside my house and a whole group of Langkawi people walking towards my house.

Things were not helped by the voices of people in the dining room while they were waiting to surprise me. 😛

Thanks to all that came!! I really really appreciated it…and I was damn touched by the loads of people who showed up.

Thanks goes out to:

Mummy and Daddy Ooi (the name Fat Her has been removed becos of this) who organised the whole thing together with…

Brother Ooi (love ya Baz!) and..

Chung Jia Min (thank you dear for organising this and getting terrorised by Daddy Ooi)

Liow Wei Zhen (sorry you were so stressed out!) – the con man

Those who attended…the night wouldn’t have been the same without you!!

SU gang – Grace and Mark, Rabin, Hsin, Vina, Jolene, Meldee, Nimalan

Elaine Kan – thank you so much for coming! Never expected to see you there.. you were the surprise!

Sam Li Huan – thank you for coming..I know you were bored!

Langkawi Gang – Din, Meow, Cheryl, Malcolm (with his Lynn Dhia), Don, Kah Leong, Wee Li, Mun Joon, Darren

all relatives and neighbours (but who will never read my blog anyway:P)

**Dearly missed was Ruth Gong, also Chow Pak Lun who have jetted off to Melbourne already. It felt incomplete without you…

All right all right here are the pics!!

::Some of my relatives! The short blue one is Daddy Ooi::

::SU gang!! Clockwise from F*C*U*K: Mark, Wei Zhen, Rabin, Jia Min, Audrey and Grace. ::

::The network! Min, Audrey, Grace::

::From front: Elaine, Vina, Hsin, Grace. Drugged guy in the back is Rabin::

::Jolene, me and Meldee. Sorry Jo, all the pics also your eyes closed!!::

::Langkawi!! Clockwise from pretty woman in the black top: Cheryl, Wee Li, me, Donovan (1/2 head), Darren, Lynn Dhia (1/2 head), Dinesh, Meow Fong::

::Auntie Rina, Auntie (not sure what but she’s Uncle Fook’s wife), Uncle Fook. Above are me and Mummy Ooi. Dammit why am I winking?!::

::L-R: Rabin, Wei Zhen, me, Min, Sam::

And for the heck of it and also cos I miss her so much…

::Min, me and Ruth at Kim Gary’s the night before she left::

::Power of 4 at Oishii…. Ruth’s farewell for me!!::