A much-needed juvenating trip to Sungei Wang was held by Min and me.

And I saw a woman wearing a low-cut top, whose breasts vibrated when she moved, hence the title.

Unfortunately, the trip wasn’t very pleasing thanks to some damn action salespeople who don’t know good business when they see it.

It wasn’t a productive day. Even though I bought 2 tops and 1 jacket (all together only RM40+!!) I wasn’t satisfied because there was nothing there that I really liked, I merely bought stuff for the sake of buying (unlike Jolene, Melody and Abby who got damn lots of stuff that they fell in love with at first sight! I hate them!:P)

So to cheer myself up and to make a shopping trip all the way to KL worth it, I decided to go over to Isetan to buy myself lipgloss. First I went over to the M.A.C. counter to check out their Lipglass (I shall not tag them because they don’t deserve it). I picked up a tube of Lipglass.

The %$@^* salesgirl, who looks like a pondan by the way, looked at me then looked away.

I hate salespeople with sticks stuck up their backsides so I walked away. To the Lancome counter.

Thankfully, the guy there (yes its a guy) decided to be nice to the small thing with frizzy hair from the rain and layaned me. Unfortunately they didn’t have what I was looking for so I went to Lancome in Metrojaya.

The fat lady there was tending to someone else so I waited.

And waited.

When her customers went off, she slowly turned her fat head and looked at me and Jia Min. Then she cranked her head back again, obviously happy enough to ignore the two 19-year old kids who don’t look like they can ever even afford to LOOK at Lancome products, what more buy them.

Then she started talking to 2 guys who came in and inquired where her colleague, May was. She was absorbed in the conversation. Obviously talking to two lala chais is a much better way to spend her time than to get good business for the company that is paying her monthly salary.

My blood was starting to boil but Min said, never mind, you want to get the lip gloss right? Tahan only!

But as I looked longer and longer at the Stupid Fat Saleswoman who is Blind and Deserves to Sell Yau Char Kwai only not Lancome, I couldn’t tahan anymore and stomped off.

Lancome Metrojaya shall not have my business!!

I stalked over to Parkson and luckily the saleslady over there was like an angel. I should have bought Hypnose mascara from her too! So I finally got my Lancome Juicy Tubes Lipgloss!!

I wanted to take a picture of it, but too bad I locked my camera into a drawer and left the keys with JMin.

But this does not stop me from being pissed!

Do you think I can’t afford the products that your company makes and hired you to promote? What do you think I’m doing at your counter then? Trying on products to get a free makeup job there and then? Don’t look down on me because I am just 19 years-old, am 4 feet nine, have frizzy hair cos of the rain, wear Converse sneakers, not Jimmy Choo mules, and carry Roxy bag, not LV!

You want me to wear Jimmy Choos? I will put on my Jimmy Choo boots and stamp on your face! Argh!!! I have never been treated this way before!

I don’t know if this happens only in Malaysia or everywhere else too. In Australia, Ruth does not seem to have a problem buying Lancome or Clinique! Does she look richer than me? More mature maybe?

The Jews must have felt like this in Hitler’s time, except a hundred times worse and they got executed.