I have decided to change back to the BigAss font because it is infinitely cooler and besides, I really have to strain to read the words in the tiny font.

Does nobody else have that problem?

Actually I have nothing to blog about. My life is infinitely boring. (I have decided I like that word a lot and will use it infinitely).

Therefore, I shall talk about…..

(Shit, I’ve been sitting here for the past 15 minutes nervously wracking my brains for something, anything to talk about!)

No, my life is actually not inifinitely boring. On the contrary it is awesomely interesting. But everything interesting that has happened is 18SX, so cannot write.

I AM KIDDING LA!!!

Since we’re on the topic of 18SX, we shall discuss what is so good about sex. Everybody’s doing it, your parents (hehe, didn’t have to bring that up, did I?), your pet dog, porn stars and whatnot. Should YOU be doing it too?

Personally, I think if a person does not want to wait until marriage, that’s okay. But what I do believe in is that you should truly love the person you are sleeping with.

Do it because you love her, not because you are horny or because you are thinking, “Fcukshit, all my friends do already la! How now? Takkan get left behind?”

That’s another thing. Getting left behind. I am not sure about this (please correct me if I’m wrong) but from what I have heard, Getting Left Behind is one of the worst things to ever befall a teenage male.

Is it so embarrasing to be still a virgin when all your friends are not? Who is going to prove that you have already had sex? Guys don’t have hymens. And I don’t think there’s a sticker on their willies that shows whether they’ve done it or not (like expiry date tags).

So what if you have done it? Is it so the next time you watch porn, you can think to yourself, hmm…that looks familiar, yes I think I have used that position before.

Sex is a damn complicated issue and something you should consider seriously before you take the leap. It is the most intimate thing you can ever do with someone else. You don’t even let your own mother (whom you came out of her vagina from) see you naked and you’re willing to let a stranger from some club strip you? If you made the wrong choice, you will seriously regret it later.

I don’t think it’s very funny to wake up the next morning with a hangover and think, “Eh? Who’s the skinny naked bloke next to me? And why is there a cottage cheese-like substance at my vagina?”

You are not going to look back with fond memories of your younger days if you simply go around bonking random people. What are you going to tell your grandkids?

“Oh, him, honey? That was #462, if I’m not mistaken.”

I am not trying to be damn holy and preach to people. There are things I’ve done that I may not have regretted but am definitely not proud of. But seeing the way things are going these days, somebody would make a lot of money if they created a spin-off from Friendster, instead of a friend list, people can have a sex-partner list and see how they’re connected to each other. *shudder* Sexster, maybe?

Why am I being so serious? I should go write to The Star la.