This is possibly by far the weirdest movie plot I’ve ever heard of.
I don’t even know the title. But my roommate Beth, who is to be pitied indeed was forced to watch this movie for her Spanish class today.
Obviously the movie is Spanish.
The story goes like this:
Boy A is obsessed with Girl A who is in a coma so he takes care of her everyday in the hospital.
Boy B is not obsessed with Girl B who is also in a coma and used to be a FEMALE BULLFIGHTER, but he comes to see her everyday too (noone is sure why) and does his bit of taking caring for her etc.
I think the FEMALE BULLFIGHTER dies at some point in the movie.
Boy A and Boy B become good friends because they meet everyday at the hospital.
Oh ya, Boy A was obsessed with Girl A even before she got into a coma and did all kinds of scary stuff like make an appointment to see her dad who’s a psychiatrist just so he could get close to her. And at one point he sneaks into her room and steals a hair clip. *shiver*
And out of nowhere there appears Boy C. This is where it gets weird.
Boy C drinks a potion from Girl C (who is his ex i think) and it is a magic potion. SO HE SHRINKS.
I am not talking about his lower pride and joy shrinking or whatever ok! This is not the antidote for Viagra.
He shrinks in body size.
I don’t know why Girl C did that. He probably dumped her badly haha. Watch out men.
Anyway he’s this shrunken small little human now. And one night they end up in bed.
Yes, Girl C and the elf.
And then she’s taking her top off.
And then (THIS IS TOO STRANGE TO BE MISSED) SHRUNKEN MAN starts rolling around on her breasts. Cos he is just too small so he takes her boobs as playthings (then again, which man doesn’t?) and rolls around on them, possibly thinking he is on a slide.
And THEN, the camera suddenly swings around and focuses on her genital area. (Apparently there is no such thing as censorship in Spain)
Boy C stands at her area and puts his whole torso in. I am not kidding.
Then he takes it out. Then he puts it in again.
In. Out.
In. Out.
You get the idea.
Then later Boy C tells about the whole sexcapade to drooling Boy A.
Boy A gets so inspired that he goes to the hospital and has sex with Girl A (who is still in a coma)
Girl A gets pregnant (still in a coma) and gives birth (still in a coma)
Baby somehow dies.
Boy A gets caught for pseudo-necrophilia and goes to jail.
Boy B after the death of his beloved Girl B, meets Girl A (woken up from coma), realises who she is and they fall in love.
They live happily ever after.
What a great romantic movie.
