A very happy TWENTIETH birthday to my dearest baobei Ruth Gong!!!You are 20 years old! Older than me! Who, after all, is only 19:D
::the beautiful birthday girl::
May you have a wonderful year ahead of you! And have a wonderful birthday, albeit without the presence of me and Min.:(
Okay let’s talk a bit about the birthday girl here.
I hated her on first sight.
Hahahaha Ruth, who asked you to look so mengada on the first day of college? She was wearing one of her infamous sexy denim dresses and leaning against Joel in the MPH.
Wah lau! I beh tahan! Who is that mengada-looking cha boh? I thought to myself.
When we went to our classrooms to take the English Aptitude Test, who should waltz in TEN FREAKING MINUTES LATE but Miss Gong.
I thought to myself, mm chai see, got test, some more first day of class and still late.
Later, I don’t know why but Min and I ended up sitting behind the hiao poh with the denim dress in class, and a week later, together with Hsin became the best of friends.
::Old school pic of us sitting on our 4th floor staircase. Note that all of us look thousand times better now.::
Even though Ruth has left for Melbourne, I am in stupid snowy South Hadley, and Min is still in Subang, the bond of the Baobeis never die!
We are still going for each other’s weddings as maids/matrons of honors and Min will still have to take care of our kids when we go shopping.:D
On another note, if you haven’t noticed already, I am back!
It turns out nobody was hacking into my computer. Hehe, I was kidding myself.
It was actually a fcuking worm that came to me through MSN courtesy of BERNARD TEE. Bernard, lei hou yeh! I some more generously wrote you a real letter just a few days ago complete with stamp and envelope and sent it to you in UK and this is how you repay me.
Anyway it’s fixed now.
Goodness, I am loquacious today. Must be too long haven’t blogged that’s why. It is as if I have diarrhea at the mouth.XD
Which brings me to me next topic. A kau annoying girl in my Jap class called Tseng-san.
I absolutely hate Tseng-san.
Let me rephrase that. Half the class hates Tseng-san. So much so that she is known between me and Yen as Diarrhea Mouth.
Because she NEVER shuts up.
How I wish for something big with spikes sticking out of it so I can use it to bludgeon her to death.
She does nonstop talking in class every single day. In a loud obnoxious voice. With loud braying donkey laughter.
It is because she thinks that noone else in class understands the teacher except her. So she feels a duty to explain to the rest of us retards what the teacher is saying. She also thinks she will die if she doesn’t answer every single question the teacher comes up with.
And! And this might be the very worst of it all. She speaks English with a Japanese accent. Yes. She says things like, “I like to play bi-dei-yo ge-mu!” (video games)
How can anybody put up with this shit day in day out and not want to choke her?!?
The other day, we were at Japanese Language Table.
I went to get ice-cream and left my phone on the table.
Diarrhea in the Mouth picks up my phone and starts admiring it because it is too cute.
She sees the photo sticker that Angela stuck to the back of me and Lee Kim Hong.
She says, “Ah, kawaii ne!” No la, I’m sure she said it in English. “Ah cue-to!”
Yen says, “Yeah, I think that’s her best friend or something.”
Diarrhea in the Mouth says, “I wonder if they’ve had sex.”
