I just came back from the most pissing-off physics lab in my life.Because there wasn’t enough setups to go around, I was stuck with the two most retarded bitches in the world.

And guess what? One of them happens to be Stompy, from my previous blog entry. Remember her? She’s the numbskull who stomps around the floor shouting into her stupid cell phone and thinks she’s damn hot even though she’s like 6 feet tall and her boobs are still smaller than mine.

Time to rant. How fucking stupid can they be?! I didn’t think it was possible for two people to be so moronic and not be reclassified as retarded!

You never read the lab instructions is it?! Don’t act like you did la! If you did you wouldn’t have made so many mistakes to last a lifetime k. If you don’t know the fucking material, don’t try to act big and control the whole experiment la! You think what just because you are a big fat ang moh you think you are superior to the small fart Asian is it?

Please la! No wonder people say that Asians are supposed to be good at math and science. Its not that we’re that good okay, its more like you are so stupid! I don’t want to pull racial stereotypes into this, but how can I not think this way when I encounter such imbeciles in my lab?!?

At every turn they did the experiment wrong! When Angela or I tried to tell them, they fucking ignored us! And continued to stand in front of the radas and bloody block the whole thing. Then when they realised they made a mistake, all they could say is, “Just kidding!”

Just kidding?! JUST KIDDING?!? WHAT IS THE JOKE HERE?!?! I AM SORRY I DO NOT SEE IT!!! IS IT VERY FUNNY THAT THANKS TO YOUR IDIOCY I HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME STANDING HERE AND BABYSIT YOU TO MAKE SURE WE WON’T ALL TO FAIL OUR LAB?!?!?

And fucking Stompy, just cause you are walking around with a cane now (prob too much stomping) you think you can just order people to walk around and do things for you is it?! OMFG AND CAN U PLEASE PUT ON SOME BETTER CLOTHES NEXT TIME?!?!

I KNOW YOU ARE DAMN THIN AND U WANNA SHOW OFF UR HOT BOD BUT CAN U PLEASE COVER UP MORE NEXT TIME…. DON’T WEAR THAT DAMN SPAGHETTI STRAP TOP AND JEANS LA PLEASE I DON’T WANNA SEE YOUR PUBES.

Yes!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATISING IT IS FOR ME TO SEE YOUR BREAST-LESS CHEST AND YOUR NAVEL HAIR?!?! Dahlah you are already so tall and I’m so short my eyeview would permanently be directed to your navel right?!?!? OMG I wasn’t even aware that GIRLS had belly button hair until u came along.

My god, how I wish I could take a pic of her navel fluff and show you people.

I feel much better now.:)

Also because I marched over to the lab instructor after that and demanded he set up one more radas for me next week. There is no way I’m going to do another lab with these two asswipes.