Thank you, ovaries, thank you. Once again you have fucked up.

Thanks to you, I am now popping a grand total of 13 FREAKING PILLS a day!

It all started two years ago that I started taking

AHHH FUCK IT LA OVARIES ALSO MUST MAKE ONE STORY TO TELL AR?

The bottom line is, those stupid ovaries of mine are producing eggs every month but somehow the eggs are not maturing and being released into the Fallopian tubes. It’s called Polycystic Ovaries (PCO).So the ovaries fucking swell and I get stomach pains (that make me skip class in Form 5).

Anyway. Doctor told me to start eating birth control pills to regulate my hormones.
After TWO FUCKING YEARS, they still ain’t working!

I stopped them one month ago to see if I’m ok now and my period didn’t even come, leading to all kinds of absurd scares.

Went to doctor, doctor checked and it turns out I’m not even ovulating. How to have period like that you tell me?

Anyway, Mummy Ooi panicked and dragged me to all sorts of Chinese doctors for alternative healing. I don’t think the Tung Shin doctor from China (speaks with Beijing accent) really understood my condition but she prescribed me a shitload of herbs to boil and drink anyway.

The medicine tasted like somebody dug it out of their ass and threw in a bit of Pil Chi Kit and boiled it all together.

Still, no effect.

So I get dragged to another doctor, who prescribed me 12 FREAKING PILLS TO CONSUME A DAY. Add that with my one birth control pill and there you have the lucky number of 13.

So there you have it. Why I’m swallowing pills by the pound. Can I just pound them up and inject it into my arm? Wtf.