So. I was doing my laundry just now.  The washer had finished with my load, and I started shifting all my wet clothes to the dryer.

Then suddenly I saw in a little corner next to my washing machine, my pale yellow underwear with the pan cute ribbons at the side.

Shit la. Must have dropped on the floor. Means dirty already la.

I picked it up.

And it’s not my panties at all!!!!

It’s somebody else’s skin colored underwear WITH A FUCKING DRIED PERIOD STAIN ON IT!!!

WHO THE FUCK LEAVES THEIR BLOODY PERIOD UNDERWEAR SQUASHED IN THE CORNER BETWEEN THE WASHING MACHINE AND THE WALL YOU TELL ME!!

FUCKER I CONTAMINATE MY HAND JUST TO HOLD YOUR DIRTY THINGS FOR FUCKS AR! WHY YOU LEAVE IT THERE TO FOOL UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE INTO THINKING THEY DROPPED THEIR UNDERWEAR THERE FOR?!?!?!?

Did the bitch just suddenly get a cramp in the laundry room and just open her pants there and then to check and then realising that yes indeed her period has come, she just decide to take off her underwear and dump it in the fucking corner?!

Got a bloody big garbage can there for you to throw la for god’s sake! Don’t tell me your aim is off by a few feet so siong ar?!

Mad wan what were you thinking?!?

I some more had to pick it up using not two, but FIVE FREAKING FINGERS!

I screamed like a girl (which is a impressive feat for someone who has a male voice) and went to scrub my hands.

And since I just dropped the thing there and left, I’m sure by now the laundry room is haunted by a toyol.