Honestly. You would think that this being the oldest women’s college in the United States, part of the Seven Sisters, ranked 20 something of all liberal arts colleges, Mount Holyoke would have smarter students.But then they accepted me too. Haha.

Yesterday I slept at near 3am and woke up at 8am for an 8.30 class. I couldn’t skip it this time because I already missed the past two classes. *uhh Fat Her Ooi, if you’re reading this, come closer and look at my swinging pendulum and your mind will be clear and fresh again*

Seeing as how I need at least seven hours of sleep just to not get a headache that lasts the whole day, I had to drag myself out of bed, didn’t even bother to change my pajama top and just put on jeans and trudged to class.

So there I sat, hoping my eyes wouldn’t roll back in my head and that I wouldn’t fall off my chair.

I gripped my pan cute dangling heart pencil and furrowed my brow at Lipman while he talked, to give him some Audrey Is Actually Here and Taking Notes vibes.

However, while Lipman droned on about North Korea and its nuclear arsenal, I kept glimpsing this very distracting sight at the corner of my eye.

I forgot that the fucking most annoying girl in the world is in my History of Korea class.

Everytime Lipman made a point, she nodded her head like she was on crack / one of those dog dolls ah bengs put on their dashboard with springs for necks.

Not satisfied with pissing the class off that way, she proceeded to beat the table with her palm whenever Lipman finished a sentence and yelled “Oh that’s so true!” or “You’re right!” and pointed her finger at the poor professor for extra emphasis.

When she was not shouting affirmative sentences, she was making jokes WHICH NOBODY LAUGHED AT and laughed at them herself to make up for the lack of response.

Let me try to remember what she said.

Lipman: Norh Korea is a horrible place to live in right now what with the famine etc yadda yadda…
Moron who Apparently Doesn’t Have a Filter Between her Mouth and her Brain: Hahahaha… *snort snort*

WTF IS SO FUNNY?!? ISIT FUNNY THAT PEOPLE GOT FAMINE AND ARE DYING OF STARVATION? SHE WANT ME TO SEND HER OVER THERE ISIT?

Moron: *raising hand* Who is most likely to invade North Korea right now?
Lipman: South Korea. But that’s not going to happen because South Korea has too much to risk etc etc
Moron: Oh but it seems like a good idea.
Lipman: *sweating and veins popping out like the rest of the class* No it is not a good idea.

BAGUS BAGUS! It’s a good idea to have war! I mean yalah they’re not doing too well there, but you’d think there would be a better solution than to go to war to them so people can die not of starvation but in battle. Damn smart.

Lipman: Even tho North Korea is a communist society, it is not egalitarian (equality among all) because there’s some hierarchy involved…with Kim Il Sung’s and his family at the core followed by his advisors etc etc….
Moron: *raising hand excitedly* OH OH! My friends and I were talking about different levels of social status yesterday! Like, just among the rich, there are differences too! Like between the old money and the noveau rich…
Lipman: Uh, that’s not what I meant.

IS SHE BLIND AND DEAF? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NORTH KOREA WHICH IS A VERY POOR AND COMMUNIST COUNTRY AND SHE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT RICH LEVELS IN THEIR SOCIETY?

I got so angry that I rolled my eyes all over the room, hissed and accidentally spit in Mai’s face, sitting next to me and overall amused the class who were watching me.

WHY OH WHY DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST.

To my disbelief, Monet told me that she heard that this girl is super-smart wan actually.

I couldn’t believe it so much that I kept mishearing her and thinking that she said the girl was autistic or had special needs. = =