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Trailer park trash wtf

These are busy times, what with finals and presentations (WHICH I DETEST).

Also busy angling for an internship with Fat Her Ooi’s friend’s company in Tokyo.

Aud: “Daddy, I sent you my resume already, amend as necessary.”

Fat Her: “Okay will check tomorrow, now what time already.”

Aud: “Say hello to Gerald [company owner] for me. Ask him if he wants anything from Japan.” wtf.

….

I’m picking up skills wtf.

Anyway I’m taking time off to blog because because I’m damn annoyed by stupid Trey.

The other day we were talking online about anal sex. wtf. That’s only cos that’s all he ever thinks about. (Sex, that is)

He asked me have I ever thought of trying it. =.=

I said no, cos I don’t find it appealing at all and I’m sure it’d hurt like hell.

He said, normal sex isn’t appealing either. What’s so sexy about a sweaty guy bumping up against you wtf.

I said yea, but it goes into different holes okay.

He said, no the positions are the same anyway.

(You get what I mean right? Don’t wanna say so much, my blog is rated G wtf)

I said, that’s not the point. The point is, I still don’t find it attractive in any way so I won’t do it.

And the fucker said, you’re so closeminded. Just because you haven’t tried something before and you think it’s gross and bad, you’re not going to try it.

WTFFFFF PUKIMAK LANCIAO.

I don’t wanna try ma don’t wanna try la! What’s the problem! Am I condemning people who have anal sex?

No.

Am I bringing religion into this, saying that you’ll go to hell if you do it up the butt?

No.

Do I have to want to try everything in the world before I can be considered open-minded?

What if I’m afraid of heights and refuse to bungee jump? Does that mean I’m narrow-minded?

Fuck off la why would I want to try something I don’t like and brings me pain.

And look who’s talking about being open-minded! This is the guy that tells Angela she’s stupid every time she makes a grammar mistake when she talks.

Of course la, English isn’t even her first language! Ask him to speak Chinese see if he can or not.

This is the guy who thinks Angela and I are weird when we use fork and spoon to eat rice. JUST BECAUSE AMERICANS DON’T USE THESE TWO IN COMBINATION TO EAT.

This is the guy who tried his very best to spill my cup when I was drinking, and when I lost my temper and threw the whole paper cup at him, he got mad.

I would like to call him a supremist redneck but that would make me as bad as him.

Just because people don’t think the same way as him, or come from different cultural backgrounds, he terms them weird.

And if we don’t think as “liberally” as he does, we’re “narrow-minded” and “naive”.

If he’s so like that, why doesn’t he just stay in America! Why come to a foreign country if you’re not going to accept different people’s mentality?

I don’t know why I’m friends with him.

Oh ya, cos on the first day he helped me carry my suitcase at the airport wtf.

And thanks to it, we hang out in the same group of people now. Haih wtf. I like him most of the time (even when he’s picking on me and kicking my ass, literally) but in cases like this…

I promise, before we leave Japan I’ll tell him exactly what i think of him.

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