Hello everyone!

Here I am, crawling back from the brink of death to blog wtf.

Truth be told, I’ve been suffering from chronic diarrhea and mild fever for the past few days.

By chronic, I mean pooping 20 times a day (I’m not even exaggerating this time)

Yes it’s that bad!

Today I’m better cos I managed to shit just 5 times! *glowing eyes wtf

I shat until I bled!

(People with weak stomachs should leave now)

I shat until I nearly burst into tears!

To stop myself from feeling like I had to crap all the damn time, I slept the whole day! But as soon as I opened my eyes, I had to run to the toilet:(((

I shat until I swear I lost about 3kg:((((

I spent so much time in the loo that I finished Haruki Murakami’s Dance Dance Dance, re-read Shusaku Endo’s Silence for my lit class and read half a fashion magazine (not just looking at pictures but reading all the words too!)

Pooped until my stomach is concave now!

In this condition, I had to WALK myself to the hospital cos my okaasan can’t drive, and on the way was overcome by another pang and feared that I would crap my pants on the road (oh the shame!)

I lost all appetite and even had to leave my porridge half eaten to go take yet another poop.

God I’m exhausted.

Doctor said it’s probably some stomach bacterial infection and gave me some medicine. Then I had to shit another time in the hospital before walking home again wtf.

To those people who still haven’t received my replies to your mails about our shopping endeavor, this is why. I had more pressing matters to attend to. 🙁 Sorry ya.