So I just saw in the comments for my last post:
There’s a simple solution to all your problems, my dear.
Kick Jerry and seduce a rich white american.
It’s easier than you think if you know how. Just join a club that adores Asians, and eventually you’ll bait the right guy. You’ll get instant US citizenship, and instant ego boost from marrying a white guy. Good luck. The comment was signed off Futtbucker. wtf.
Which incidentally is the same commenter who in previous posts left me such gems as:
You’re not japanese !!?? Lies !!
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!
Maybe you’re secretly japanese but you don’t realize it yet…!!! Maybe your mom secretly had an affair with a Japanese man…!!
It’s possible !!??
COMPARE YOURSELF TO YOUR BROTHAS AND SISTAHS YOU LOOK DIFFERENT DON’T YOU !?
YOU. ARE. SECRETLY. JAPANESE. O__O
That would explain your love for Japan and your natural Japanese looks ! No normal Malaysian girl has eyes that big okay !
If you still don’t believe me, go ask your mom.
You’ll see.
and
Why would you take birth control pills……….
O_O !!!
That’s hot.
Excuse me but I gotta go……… clean the white stuff all over my monitor.
I am pretty sure all these comments came from the same person cos the IPs are all from Illinois, even though the writing style is different.
I really don’t know if he/she/furry WTF is trying to be offensive. Because although the tone the comments were typed in was sometimes conversational, the content was just plain rude.
I don’t know if that person is trying to be helpful or what also seriously, but just has a warped mind / inability to express himself politely wtf.
For the birth control comment, I got offended because seriously it’s not that I take birth control pills for fun so I can have rampant sex wtf. It’s for health reasons, and the thought of him wanking to the thought of me having ovary problems just gives me chills.
For the comment about my mom sexing a Japanese man wtf:
I didn’t know if he was trying in a roundabout way to compliment me. He kept saying that I looked Japanese because no Malaysian girl has eyes this big, so he concluded that my mother must have had an affair with a Japanese.
FIrst of all, I think Malaysians on average have much bigger eyes than the Japanese. But a lot of Asians have this misconception that all Japanese are goodlooking so he may have been trying to say something nice about me, I dunno.
But my parents and I got angry for obvious reasons. Even though he might not have been serious, he technically (a) accused my mother of infidelity wtf (b) implied that my dad was cheated on and is still ignorant about it wtf and (c) implied that I am not my father’s child and am a bastard wtf.
And now the latest comment.
*peppermint field gel wtf
Again the tone was very helpful and encouraging.
But aiya I dunno la the comment was wrong on so many levels.
He’s basically saying that
(a) all I have to do to succeed in life wtf is to secure a US citizenship by marrying someone whom I may or may not love
(b) marrying a white guy is better than marrying an Asian/black/hispanic/lain-lain, in essence being incredibly racist in his train of thought. And if Futtbucker is Asian himself/herself, that makes Futtbucker a Sarong Party Girl/Guy wtf.
(c) and just wtf is a club that adores Asians? Hostess club ar? =.=
Sweet Jesus wtf. If I really wanted a citizenship that badly then I can just marry Jerry right? Since he has Canadian citizenship =.=
And seriously what is up with instant ego boost when you marry a white guy? What’s there to show off? That your husband got a bigger dong ar wtf. Obviously I have close white male friends and they are funny/moronic/sweet/smart but so are so many of my Asian male friends.
Damn colonial la their thinking omg. This is not 1948 ok when the British are still in Malaya and they are still our rulers wtf. If it were then maybe I can understand why you think marrying someone white is such a big status boost.
And then Futtbucker asked me to ‘bait the right guy’ good lord T_________T I always proclaim that I want to marry a rich guy and live a life of idleness and hedonism wtf but obviously this is a joke and her suggestion really makes me feel like I literally climbed off the boat from Southeast Asia with 200 other illegal immigrants wtf and all I can do is use my body to attract a man and get my citizenship wtf.
Work in a strip club and charge $50 to cup a boob, $100 for anything more wtf.
Come to think about it, when Futtbucker said ‘a club that adores Asians’ he/she could have been talking about that T_T
From the tone of this commen, FB is possibly a female. She said that it’s easier than you think wtf which implies that she has done it wtf.
Good for you if you have successfully snared your man and got your glorified citizenship.
But I would find it too degrading, too cheap, too heinous and I would never be able to respect myself again.
Comments (30)
that must be the same flamer in my blog la all from illinois one. but so weird one sekejap it’s a guy who wants to wank sekejap it’s a sarong party girl sekejap it’s pinkpau wannabe in my blog and sekejap it’s a pinkpau basher seriously this fella has multiple split personality disorder la wtf
woohooo girl power wtf 😀
yah lah where got people like this one, suggest that you marry a rich guy just so you can have an easy life. where’s the integrity in that!!!!!
and so what if you take birth control pills. no matter what the reason is behind it its none of their business what T_T like as if having sex is so terrible.
oh my gosh, i think narrow minded people like these need to study more (or travel more) because japanese people don’t have big eyes (unless referring to ayumi hamasaki, koda kumi etc to which all have had plastic surgery and are the faces of japan).
and i think it’s awfully degrading, as if insulting your intelligence, for implying that the only way you can succeed is to seduce a rich white man (why asians cannot be rich too? lol).
good on you for standing up for yourself. and i don’t think taking birth control pills for any reason at all, even for sex, is should be commented on that way…
why give a guy like that acknowledgment even? totally disgusting….
he sounds and talks trash, trash shouldn’t be picked up :S
I don’t understand why people are doing things like that.. I mean, how bored and rude can they be to leave disgusting comments to someone they don’t even know. =____= whats the point in it?
can’t you block him\her from leaving comments?
it’s so obvious he’s a guy.. just read his comment.. wipe what white stuff from his monitor?
Cheer up! The world is so ugly because of these kinda ppl….
audrey, just ignore people like he/she. I think he/she obviously confuse own gender, cannot show to the world gao gao who is he/she, need to hide under others name or different gender, haha…pity he/she. possibility are transvestite/transvestitism *confuse. LOL! he/she can have so many different character/act at the same time. poor thing needed so much attention. i wonder which planet that mindless ‘thing’ came from. hahahaha…..
Ignore that mindless ‘thing’.
If Futtbucker is female, how does she leave white stuff all over her monitor?
people like that mindless/brainless ‘thing’, can’t get love and attention from else where. Better just leave that thing decay by it self. why dedicate for that thing, now mai that thing got alllll the attention. and sweet heart audrey kena bullied *&^%$#@!~ not fair at all, good people always kena bully! *sob *sob *sayang audrey
lol u’re such an academic whenever u’re indignant about sth. which is great lar exposé of the dangerous implications of such mindless commentary. seriously i admire you for being able to firmly draw the line whenever the occasion arises
eh, futtbucker’s a female+ male…shemale.
can do the white stuff and also accept it….wtf wtf
i think futtfucker is probably a guy who can’t get himself a gal because of wat a loser he is. dun bother about him hehe
my eyes are big, so am i secretly japanese tooooooooooooo??? wtf.
seriously that futtbucker is retarded.
you go girl!
That person is just plain rude. Don’t get so angry over him/her..cheer up!! But seriously he/she sux big time.. truly insulting… can’t believe that there’s still idiots like him out there.
eh i remember this futtbucker character and his comments re: your paternity wtf- and i also remember how he was kena-ed gao gao by all your readers and mummy and fat her ooi hahahah.
and hahah, you’re damn funny ok. fresh off the boat wtf. rampant sex wtf.
why these people so thick skinned wan ar – attention starved is it? people treat them with disdain and yet they come crawling back for more wtf.
Block the IP! Ya the Japanese thing I felt angry for you and UncleAuntie Ooi >(
And.. you go girl wtf gurrrrlllfrreeennn wtf
Yerrrrrrr I wanna write you go girl also but two ppl already wrote it.
aja aja fighting WTF
fan dou sei la who is this illinois person! same person who flamed suet right! sighhhh i also wanna just marry rich guy and get this shit over with la wtf but then is that the true way to succeed in life? wtf.
omg crazy idiot wth was he/she thinking.
omg… those comments are the most insulting one i have ever read in my whole life in bloggerland wtf. I thought my flamers last time was pretty bad.. but this is pure NBTD people with no life and full of jealousy.
ban their IP and secretly set their house on fire xD just kidding.
he/she has mental problem. seriously need a room in Tanjung rambutan. but donno they will accept such lunatic though. xD
i saw those comments in suet blog too! whoeva that is must be secretly a big fan of both of u and trying to bring u guys down xD
Chill out, this person’s sense of humour may not be easy to get but he’s pretty hilarious.
I thought generally japanese’ eyes sepet one?
Like this
-_____________________-
Usagi…..we don’t know each other….and now…im telling you that your dad cheated on your mom….and ur “real” mom….the one who gave birth to you was just some random woman in Japan……….would u still find it funny?…….even close friends doesnt make this kind of joke to each other….rit? ..try to think of it in another perspective please……if u still find it funny….then i guess u have some mental related issues, and you need to go see a doctor ASAP!
Futtbucker isn’t ‘accusing’ and besides what does it matter if we all know that it isn’t true and that futtbucker is just messing around? Boys will always be boys.
So we should find it funny just cause its a male thats making these kind of jokes? try and go up to a person and tell him, your father had shit for breakfast…..do you think tht person will find it funny because tht person know its not true….. and will just laugh at u cuz ur just messing around?
Yes. Yes. Cute girls should not marry a rich guy just for money. Or how else will guys who are smart, funny, talented etc etc but not rich (yet!), like mua (ahem!) score really cute girls with huge ass manga eyes, right? ;p
I think he’s trying to funny but ended up sounding like a prick. Happens all the time with guys 🙁
If someone came up to me randomly and said ‘hey I saw you/your mom/your dad had shit today for breakfast’ I’d be like ‘How’d you know?’ and just laugh. If I get pissed off at that random event, I might miss out on making a great friend that would make me laugh! Besides, that would totally make my day. Random things are the best. When was the last time you did a random dare/random thing to a stranger that made them laugh???
I guess this is where different culture comes into life hey. Sometimes boys tries to be funny but end up being a prick – that’s their way of concealing their lack of self confidence.
You are one brave intelligent girl, most people would have just deleted the comments.
And you have a lot of people who supports you when you need it. As proven here. Kennysia’s comment was the best. Perverted yet funny. 🙂
I’m just here to help show that. 😀