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Happy Birthday Mild!

You are practically middle aged now!

(ie. same age as me wtf wtf)


At your joint birthday party this year with Shanshan, Angela and Jeannie (all the summer babies) where there were only five guests in attendance wtf.

I know you had a birthday which wasn’t exactly about you wtf -__- and you didn’t even get a birthday present on the day itself cos you got your Cybershot as an early birthday gift wtf but that’s okay because rest assured thousands of kilometers down under (in Kuala Lumpur) I am missing you a lot and if I were with you I would throw you a birthday party. Ok la maybe take you out to eat wtf.


Even though you said you would bunk with me in New York but then retracted your promise 5 minutes later wtf. (here’s me beaming in happiness at having you for my roommate and Angela being jealous WTF)


So happy birthday Mild!

You know I love you! And I know you love me despite you being all macho and unwilling to declare your love wtf.

So hurry the fuck up and look for a job in Singapore so we can be roommates for real.

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Okay more Laurel parade pictures I told you I wasn’t going to stop wtf.

No la it’s cos Mild sent me hers and I just remembered I have them.


Right before the parade. It was 10 Celcius and there we were in summer dresses. Angela had just cut her foot on her shoe and we had to run into the Alumnae office to get bandaids.


With the Laurel branches. As you can see from my tiny pink bag, I don’t own any purses. Because that is actually my pencil case WTF why am I like this Tze is going to disown me.


With an alum from 1933 can you imagine she’s *counts for a long time* graduated for 75 years!

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Speaking of American education, this Saturday there is a US education fair at Wisma MCA *click for details*

Must go ar everybody who intends to go study in the States! I will be there supporting Mount Holyoke!

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I’ve noticed it for some time now but I’ve had misgivings about blogging about it.

But wah the word wtf has really taken over the blogging world hasn’t it wtf.

I remember when I first started using it in my blog and a lot of people yelled at me for being obscene wtf T_____T

But then now every other blog I stumble on sure got at least one wtf used in this context and form.

And a lot of people have posted up disclaimers about their usage of wtf too, much like the one I have on top of the page.

And people who blog with wtfs! Can I ask you, do use it in real life too? Or is it just an online phenomenon? Cos sometimes it gets so chronic that I can hold wtf marathons with most notably Jam, Tze and Eeflin (ie. say a random word/phrase followed by wtf, other person says another random word followed by wtf and then it goes on complete with hand and shoulder motions GOD AM I MAKING US SOUND SO WEIRD)

To be honest, I am kind of overwhelmed by this. Cos some of the other phrases or expressions I use, I made up but I have seen them used in exactly the same form in a lot of places.

But then again, I pick things up unconsciously a lot too! Like I got ya allah from Suet, boohoo from Jam, thufffff from Leroy, why are you like this! from Tze wtf.

I am terrified of sounding arrogant or irrational, but it is overwhelming sometimes.  Sometimes I read a blog and then I realize that it could have been written by me the blog I never knew I had wtf wtf. But then again, I myself pick up speech habits here and there and that’s perfectly normal and unintentional (unless you plagiarize my entries la magecibai I will be so angry until I cry ok wtf and incidentally I have seen whole segments of my blog copied and pasted in someone else’s before and she made it look like she’d written it.  When I left her a message telling her to take it off, she did and then locked her blog WTF)

So are bloggers that influential ar. The amazing power of communication wtf.

Then can anybody communicate to other people that I want a job wtf. (Chong Su-yin Imma email you wtf. )

Comments (26)

  • eh but the pic of u holding your pencil case one quite pretty wor wtf ok we shall discuss more about the wtf issue on msn wtf

  • AHAHAHA YALAH YOU’RE MAKING US SOUND DAMN WEIRD WTF.

    i’m being surrounded by the pioneers of wtf’ers to the extent that i talk to everyone now and i keep going “wtf wtf” until they look at me weirdly ok why like this T_T

    wtf marathons HAHAHA omg once we start we can’t stop WTF.

  • pencil case hahahaha. and class of 1933! wtf how old are they… *counts for a longer time* NINETY THREE YEARS OLD AH SERIOUSLY! omg.

    anyway about the wtf issue!

    yah it is very addictive okay i picked it up from you and suet also but no i don’t use it in real life! like sometimes when i am very frustrated and by myself it bursts out la. and when online i think i only do it with you, suet, and a few other people lor.

    so what does that make me hahahahaha.

    okay back to talking with you on msn.

  • u know i think i am one of the ppl u are talking abt i totally subconsciously pick up stuff :S i think i blog hop around the same blogs too much. like when im into some certain blogs n then i dunno also i end up stealing slangs. its like when i watch friends too much, my friends say i start talking like them! :S :S how is this possible, the power of media. anyway yes i do actually sometimes say wtf in real life but depends who i am with hehe anyway im sorry if u feel like we steal ur idea or something its just so damn subconscious ah

  • hahah pencil case! isn’t it too pretty for a pencil case??

  • ARE U PLANNING TO WORK IN SG?!!! *serious face*

  • saw u in red box sunway pyramid that day 🙂

  • i am mentioned so many times in your entry i am very happy /boo

    so bored la why do i fall asleep at 11pm everyday i need a change! maybe we should go out! let’s go out!

  • happy birthday mild!

    why 10 degrees still wear white dresses so strong /boo oh maybe u got dark in US la see the sunrays so strong! and ya wtf why are you using your pencil case as a bag have u no shame wtf

  • Happy Birthday Mild!!

    HAHAHA yeah hand and shoulder motion damn unladylike haih

    Tat’s actually trying to get me to stop wtfing ’cause he’s a prude like that, but he uses it himself anyway… but I should stop la sometimes I unconsciously use it to my parents T__T

    Haha I tulan people who use it irl but sound damn weird using it, like “what! the… fuuuuuck??” or pause before adding a wtf

  • lol ur so cute, aud. using the pencil case as a purse ! to funny !!!
    btw u look damn preety on that pic everything perfect – hair, make up, smile, pose ^__^

  • WHAT IS THIS I THOUGHT WE ARE GOING TO BE HOUSEMATES WHEN YOU COME TO SINGAPORE!! *possessive WTF*

    Somemore put wtf in caps. Pengaruh yang mendalam wtf. I don’t use ‘wtf’ in real life, weirdly enough. And I noticed that you, tze and suet don’t really either! But Jam does, HAHAHA. She talk talk talk then ends with WTF wan, haha!

  • thanks for the birthday wish aud ^_^
    (disclaimer – its not just 5 minute ok.. more like 12 hrs. ==)
    if anything i know what picking up other ppl speech feel like.. it like freaking osmosis for me – just transfer right over due to low concentration (lol.. damn nerdy)

  • hahaha the wtf issue! yes i tel u damn influential wtf… i use it when i blog, sms n chat on msn, but oni to ppl who get it la wtf. n i tel u i CANNOT STOP!!! thx to me a couple of my frens oso influenced edi. it’s an epidemic i tel u wtf…. ok imma stop now la.

  • taken from one of the comments on kennysia’s latest post on Bali:

    Posted by: ahlost [TypeKey Profile Page] at 11 June 2008 11:46 AM | Link to comment

    audrey ooi has the face of an angel but how come she swears like a devil…9/10 sentences ended up with wtf..does the sentences sound better with wtf at the back i dont know..it’s more like a trend that youngsters need to follow so that they dont get left behind. sigh to the youngsters nowadays

    -__________- audrey i love u this woman stupid

  • I do the hand and shoulder wtf wtf motions wtf! It’s all Stella Maris’ fault.

    Anyways, email me or call me or come to Chef&Brew so I can buy you lunch again wtf. I still can’t believe I bought lunch for 2 midgets wtf is wrong with this world when small people overpower big people wtf. EMAIL ME QUICK STOP PHOTOSHOPPING PICS AND/OR CURLING YOUR HAIR IT’S TOO HUMID ANYWAY.

  • suet: we already discussed it wtf

    meimei: ya seriously what did we do to deserve being associated with them wtf wtf

    carol: haha wtf in a frustrated context is totally different! must say a damn stupid statement then wtf wan.

    abby: haha no its not about stealing my idea or what cos i wasn’t the one who started the wtf phenomenon, just that i think i was the one who put it into blogging. to be honest the one that really hit me was this particular blog..she seems like a very sweet girl but her writing was just SO similar to mine it was a bit weird for me to read it!

    waterlily: haha pencil case must be cute if not where got mood to study wtf.

    fangz: i am! can you recommend me to some good companies wtf.

    anonymous: why didn’t you say hi!

    tze: beauty overpowers everything wtf. seriously you are not my friend how can u sleep at 11.

    jam: HAHAHA the people who use it wrongly – are you thinking who i’m thinking? wtf.

    francesca: aww thank you! ya except for the pencil case = =

    hui wen: HAHAH why u so sensitive! a house needs more than 2 people in it okay then rent can be cheaper wtf.

    mild: hahaha where did you pick up your black and chillz speech from damn cool ok hahahaha

    bs: haha well there are still people complaining that wtf is swearing -_-

    abby: WTF face of an angel but swears like the devil why got such people in the world T_______T haha how do u know its a woman anyway?

    chong su-yin wtf: ok la email you la liquor licker wtf wtf

  • cos her email is something rose :S if i am not mistaken hahaha oh well! so silly lah why do people take it so seriously when everyone knows it just is like… emphasizing n stuff sometimes. -__- anyway haha maybe she IS u hoho u just dont know it. -_-

  • YAH exactly tht’s why i say i don’t use it in real life!

    so you are very privileged cos i use it with you WTF.

    anyway!

    damn stupid la the person. but at least not blind haha “looks like an angel”. must be ah ma la wtf “youngsters”

  • O MY GOD! Working in SG… Scream!!! Can we meet for coffee? LOL… ALL THE BEST to you babe.. Working in SG is definitely a good pick my dear.. and plus its not to far back to KL if you miss home… Come come come… LOL..

    Hugs

  • eh i seldom use wtf in real life i realised, but definitely alot online! probably becos most singaporeans still cant come to terms with how useful wtf actually is. haha.

    and i lost all hopes to be a film student now T_______T i got rejected by arts sch T_______T. okay too traumatised to go on now wtf.

  • happy birthday Mild! =)

    i must confess ok, if i blogged i would use wtf all the time too. and i can proudly claim i got that it all started when i began reading blogs by the club. the things you said lah like: wtf, ya allah and what is this, have somehow crept into my everyday life. damn long lasting and deep seated influence ok wtf wtf.

    and the thing is i use it irl and most definitely online! and infected my bestie when chatting on msn, who then infected her fiance, how ar wtf.

    but i swear ok, i cannot use wtf when i am back in msia, esp in front of the ‘rents and rellies. so i have to resort to saying: double-yew-tee-eff instead wtf. why can’t i just swear indiscriminately when i am back home, am i restricting myself from reaching my true destiny wtf

  • i tell you, woman, you are damn influential ok. I’m quite tertarik to use ‘wtf’ all the time, i actually go back and reread my posts to make sure that erm, maximum one wtf per entry only. adoi.

    i noticed the erm… surge of blogs that use wtf liberally and confirmed it’s thanks to you & the club. 😛 irl i don’t say wtf when i make a lawak bodoh because there’s the facial expressions to SHOW it is a lawak bodoh. but on the internet, if you don’t add ‘wtf’ it’s like people won’t know it’s a lawak bodoh.

    ok la, good luck with finding a job in Singapore, I’ve been trying to find one for the past 2.5 years. when get already then cannot find place to stay pulak. sigh, you so lucky to have so many potential housemates. 🙂

  • lawak bodoh hahahahhaha i like that word so much hahahaha lawak bodoh. it sounds so much better than “lame joke.”

    lawak bodoh hahahahaha okay carolyoucanstopactingstupidnow.

  • haha yeah influential. i use wtfs to blog and in real life too. then ppl come and tell me “i didn’t know you curse so much” T____T even tho it wasn’t my intention to curse. the word just slips out!

    so now i’m cutting the wtfs down, because everyone thinks i’m rude T___T see la, i have to sacrifice to please everybody ):!

    p/s i got wtf and why am i like this from you lol.
    and the T_________T the one with the wide mouth, until ppl ask me why i use such a wide mouth wtf.

  • hey aud..got ur blog from suet’s blogroll..love reading ur blog..n ive linked u..

    btw, has any1 told u that u look a bit like nicole ritchie?

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