I applied for two different jobs and they are as different as can be!
One is obviously in a field where I get to meet a lot of people and brainstorm and speak to different types of people (and hopefully travel).
The other is doing a lot of research and academic work and being very exact and serious about detail.
Both so conflicting but I really want to try doing both! Split personality wtf.
I was thinking how nice if I could hold two jobs at the same time wtf.
The second job could turn out to be really restrictive, like today I was in the office and everyone was so quiet! And serious and focused and there I was babbling to the people near me and then trying to shush myself when I realized I was being too noisy wtf.
But after doing my thesis, I realized that I really like research and being meticulous and I feel such a strong sense of accomplishment doing something that I am not accustomed to, ie. paying lots of attention to detail, actually seeing a project through to the end wtf, and working to produce a perfect piece.
(usually I quickly and carelessly do an okay job and then stop without trying to improve it any further. Like in SPM also I would faster finish everything then sit back and draw on the back of my paper WTF. No wonder all my mistakes in Add Math were careless mistakes in calculation. And even my drawings which started out damn detailed would peter out into rough sketches as I lost interest.)
So I dunno la the first job is something I always thought I would end up doing. The second is something I NEVER thought i would do but for once I want to challenge myself and see how much I can achieve by doing something I am not so used to.
Aiya why am I talking so much not like any of them offered me a job yet also wtf.
Anyway today me and Ooib and Suet and Fat Her were at WIP in Bangsar for a late dinner.
The bar was open and people were having dinner/drinks.
Then got this woman!
Quite plump, not very pretty, boring haircut, wearing a tshirt under her floral spaghetti strap dress (worst combination ever)
She started making out with this boring-looking wavy hair but middle parting guy at the bar.
We were damn disgusted ok! Old people should never behave like that!
I said to Suet, “so this is what old people partying looks like” wtf.
But damn disgusting ok that woman I think she must not have had a childhood or something.
Because she was sitting on one guy’s lap while holding hands with the other and both men (who are obviously problematic too) were lapping it up.
Then she started hopping around and pouting god save me.
Then she (I dunno real or not) stumbled across the floor because she was drunk and one of the guys caught hold of her eagerly wtf.
And then she started whining in a voice much higher than Angela’s that sounded like “nininininininini” wtf.
Goddamn annoying la okay. Seriously so old already still act like she’s in Maison wtf.
Ok la not that old I think she’s about 30 or so but at that age wouldn’t you know when your drinking limit is! And know not to degrade yourself like that in public. Seriously please grow up la I felt sad for all womankind wtf.
Oh yea and apparently this happened to Fat Her’s friend’s friend so please be careful wtf.
Fat Her told me that most guys take off their pants when they’re pooping in public toilets is this true!
he said something about guys legs not being able to bend well wtf.
Anyway the friend hung his pants on the door and sat down to shit.
Suddenly someone threw water under the door at his legs WTF.
In his surprise and panic to avoid the water, he didn’t notice that the person reached above the door and stole his pants WTF.
And he was left with no pants or underwear so he had to come out of the toilet bottomless to look for his pants wtf.
I think he found them in a nearby dustbin but without his wallet and phone.
I think Imma hug my bag to my chest while I pee now T3T
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i was at a club last week and i saw this aunty dancing like… sluttish with a ranodm angmokia and she was touching him all over and stuff.. like how teenagers like that dance! i was so mortified.. if she was a milf i can understand but she was fug to the gly. haih we were saying haih sure both regret in the morning then my friend said NO! Sure the angmokia regret later! hahaha damn annoying to see i almost died
gee, the guy(s) with that woman must be very very desperate huh… i guess there was only one thing on their minds…
HAHAHAH serious meh? Never heard of it before.. guyz need to take off pants to poo???? =p aiya..take both jobs la… 3 days on first job 3 days on second job!!!
Nininininini HAHHAHAHHA maybe she was drugged wtf
… Maybe the guys were drugged too GEDDIT wtf
eh i never heard of the guys take off pants to shit thing!! i must go ask my guy friends now…
EH GIRLS TOO OK please don’t hang your bag on the door cause that’s what i always do! eh but got women who steal stuff one meh, not as many as men right.
you forgot that she also sorta made out with another lesbian T___T
My fam was there last night too! Too bad I didn’t go. Lol. Then maybe I could’ve gotten a glimpse at you… been stalking ur blog for a year!
eh i agree that most guys will take off their pants when they poop.
my sister’s bf was at a chinese kopitiam and he had to poop becos got stomachache, so he went to the very dirty toilet and as usual hanged his pants on the door la.
when he retrieved his pants after that, guess wat he found!
a few cockroaches crawled out from his pants! damn gross can die.
We call this middle age crisis…
can someone pls tell me what does it means by MILF *scratching head*
MILF = Mothers I LUV to F*CK.. get it?
Good luck in your job search. And I think you should send out more feeders because I heard the hiring process is a little slow back in Msia.
Wtf You Wtf are Wtf a Wtf complete Wtf and Wtf utter Wtf moron Wtf.
Wtf?
Wtf!!!
wtfwtf: would you like to compare IQs or GPAs? Or perhaps you were one of the people mentioned at WIP?
saw u at d nuffnang party last night!
you looked great, and nice talking to u!
8D
good luck for hunting job~
nice meeting n talking to u ytd
hey bumble bee aud, was nice meeting you and your bunch of friends at the party.
Do keep in touch! you got my mail.
and hope you get hired soon~
cheers~
JB
aka “The yellow Chicken” at nuffnang animal party
onebigbone.com
This is why i’ve never been drunk – not a good look yo. well not for either gender, but on females it’s a particularly bad look. and the horror of it is i am on the wrong side of 25 wtf. i don’t wanna end up behaving like that old hag wtfwtf you saw.
and you know what they say about alcohol stripping away your inhibitions? does that mean that this is that woman’s true self revealed wf? ugh perish that thought -_____- and why can suddenly go from groping two guys to kissing a lesbian wan. wah adaptable-nya wtf.
when do you hear back about those jobs! *excited even though it’s none of my business wtf* both sound interesting ok, and y’know it’s not the end of the world if you pick one over the other. you can always do one for a year or two, then switch over. experience would be well-regarded i think? and you graduated with honours some more ok, don’t play play wtf.
I am a guy and I DO NOT TAKE OFF MY PANTS when I poop in public toilets!
(ok wait, that came out wrong. what I meant was… aiya you know lah)
Waddya mean guys cannot bend their legs very well? It’s more hassle to take off our shoes in order to take off our pants.
We’re not elephants ok. I can use the squat toilet even with my pants hanging by my knees ok. Waliew. Made it sound as if we need to do yoga to take a shit liddat. What lah.
wtfWTF you are damn stupid la WTF. because only idiots type like you did.
haha aud good comeback ^^ you in penang 🙁
( ! ) puuuttt! just face the door when you shit…can see if someone like wtfWTF peep some old lady doing her business.
apparently the toilet story was one of those I had with my friends some time back and yes, WE ARE CURIOUS!!! There are cases like these you know? There are people who take off their whole pants and hang it on the door. Why leh…why like that leh???I dun understand.
Kenny Sia, I guess you are the normal one lor or special one.
Hey, i have a question..=)
Does ur curler turn off automatically when u use it in Msia?