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Cirque du Soleil & The Philistine

I am in Macau!  On holiday!  A much needed break from work I was falling sick so often and taking forever to get better each time T_T  Somore everyone else at work will be going to Japan on holiday except me T_____T Because I’ve already been to all the places they’re going to don’t waste money and time la aih.

Anyway yesterday I got the chance to watch the Cirque du Soleil which is something I’ve always wanted to go for!

Cos I always watched clips of it on tvs in electric appliance stores wtf and every time I would tell Fat Her I need to go watch this  sometime in my life.

And yesterday walking around the hotel I saw huge ass posters of it and said “Ah Bah!  We have to go!”

“But why? I want to go watch the topless show next door” (whiny voice)

I cleverly said “No no you don’t understand this is the best circus in the world” (lying)

“Really? Okay let’s go then” (easily cheated)

So we went!

And it was really pretty!

It was full of acrobatics and leaping and dancing and singing.  (although all in French because obviously it’s a French production)

But I am never ever going to watch another performance with him ever again.

Honestly I think he is the reincarnation of the Three Angry White Men rolled into one.  So he is technically Angry Asian Man to the Power of 3 wtf.

He lolled about on his seat and muttered to himself.

When I asked him what, he said “I can’t take this seriously!  They are tied to strings for safety”

I said “Of course la!  If they fall then how!  This is just them being smart”

“NO LA! They’re using the strings to help them land!” and etc etc.

When a troupe of dancers came out wielding sticks with fire on both ends, he said “Please la I’ve seen the Indian man at the Curve do that too” and “Some more the indian man ate the fire (WTF) I don’t think these people are going to eat their fires” WTF.

And when they pushed out huge trampolines and did a jumping leaping routine across the stage on them, he muttered “the only way they can make this up to me is if they let me jump on the trampoline” WTF hahahaha damn angry!

At least with Angry White Man #3 (David) he liked musuems and we mapped out all the musuems and temples in Kyoto to visit.

With Angry Asian Man, everything to do with culture was off-limits wtf.

What am I doing in Macau with him!

When I spotted the Musuem of Macau, he spent 10 minutes trying to convince me not to go in.

His reason: what if we get hungry WTF.

But I perservered!  The musuem was on the history of Macau and I am an East Asian history major how could I not go in besides I love musuems!

With a mock (AND PINK) setup of how a house built by the Portuguese would look like.

And of course Ah Bah the Philistine wtf yawned through the entire musuem and I think the highlight of his day was when he spotted this:

So funny and interesting *warmly wtf

Ok will blog more when I get back I hate using Macs.

Comments (21)

  • yay i’m 1st !?am i ? =p

  • I MISS YOU! haha why ah bah wtf.

    EH EH aud i have many things to tell you do you know the latest tragedy that has befallen me! *gloom

    good job cheating the philistine! =P

  • Ah.. is that MGM (first pic)? I saw that ‘Medicine No Fakes’ sign too when I was there and snapped the exact same picture lol. Damn I miss the Portuguese egg tarts and the abundant ‘bak gua’ they sell there.

  • two of you look so cute tgt!! XD

    just wondering, are u guys dating?? 😀

  • Eh Macs rock okay?

    Windows not too bad also can play games wtf.

  • eh i’m heading to macau with my family in one month’s time too. recommend a place to visit please? (other than the museum wtf)

  • you look so tiny in the first pic wtf. and i want to watch cirque de soleil too T___T i never get to watch it every time i go to places with their show we either cannot get tickets or everyone going with me has watched it alrdy :’

  • CAN U PLS PUT BIGGER PICS DO U KNOW HOW BAD MY EYESIGHT IS EDI wtf
    ah bah (sound damn weird seriously wtf) sent me a bigger pic of u all in front of some gold thing, that pic very nice why never post tht! and u wore nicer clothes also wtf but he was wearing the same thing *dark

    anyway u have no idea how much i’ve missed u

  • That’s what I do on every Christmas in Msia. Watch circus on tv.

  • Cirque du Soleil!! Never got a chance to watch it. Go check out the album Cirque Du Soleil by Kitaro… 😀

  • I hope you have loads of fun there!!

  • i said the same thing abt macbooks 6 months ago

    now i cant live without it T____T

  • you’re so smart, i thought you were on holiday with your father :p 😉

    anyway, how lovely! hope you’re having a blast.

  • why u call him Ah Bah ?! I thought it’s your dad wtf !

  • so how many ratings u gv Macau? is it betta than Japan? hieh hieh~~ (:

  • aaaaaaaaaaa holiday! i also need one! T___T

    ahaha i also thought ah bah = your dad.

  • hahahah i also thought he was your dad can! so wtf when i realised he’s not wtf.

    “the only way they can make this up to me is if they let me jump on the trampoline” HAHAHA love tis!

  • WTF ya i thought ah bah then i was like erm are you going to macau with ur dad? wtf hahahaah *syok sendiri wtf

    where are pictures of the venetian? and why are the pictures so small?!?!

    HAHAHAHA TIM WHY YOU LIDDIS hahahahaah make so much noise throughout the whole show! well at least his comments were funny ok rather than sit down and have black face the whole day god i hate men like that wtf

  • Brilliant!!!!

  • how nice.. holiday.. >.

  • since you’re a history major, i thought you should know that it’s ‘museum’ not ‘musuem’ 🙂 but it seems the actually museum spelt it wrong too…museu de macau? that’s neither right in english or french which would be musée

    aud: haha i dont see what being a history major has got to do with knowing how to spell museum. but yea i ALWAYS spell museum wrong T_T i think museu de macau is in portuguese. macau was conquered by the portuguese ma!

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