(I’m on a list-making kick)
1. Explaining Facebook and Twitter to Fat Her
More difficult than you think! How do you explain the concept of a network with all your friends on it? What do you say when someone asks “what’s the point of telling people even when you go take a crap?” wtf. Or when he asks “if you have to go to Facebook to update yourself with your friends, doesn’t it take a lot of time? Now I read the news online also not enough time already” wtf.
Fat Her: So how many people in Malaysia are on Facebook?
Me: About 3 million.
Fat Her: WAH so many ar *awe
Me: Ya now only you know you’re the minority huh.
Fat Her: Never mind, Ah Ma (grandmother) is not on it either *cheering up WTF
2. Listening to incredible stories about relationships that make everyone feel better about themselves wtf
Went for lunch with Su-yin and Jam today and heard a story that made us all very appreciative about our lives and relationships wtf. [story deleted to protect the privacy of the suffering wtf]
3. Trying to convince Xpax to give me a Blackberry
My plea in Strawberry and their reply in Icecream.
Didn’t work. Cold, that’s just cold. 🙁 (pun not intended wtf)
4. Staring enviously at girls with brown hair because I hate my own hair
I promise by all that is holy to get rid of my extensions and find a better color than shitty black (should be easy, this) for my hair as soon as possible amitabha.
Speaking of holy…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BUT I COULDN’T RESIST HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CUTEST THING EVER!
Ok ok. So going to hell *resigned. Well, if it exists. (and I don’t get reincarnated as a … cockroach wtf please god don’t let me be a cockroach if I ever turn into one I’ll shoot myself with Ridsect)
5. Reading!
After years of wanting this I finally remembered to go buy a copy! This and the DS have been occupying all my time and I get quite agitated trying to decide which to do.
6. Shit for the life of me I can’t remember what I did yesterday. All above points are things I did today. (or continuously for days now)
7. Playing DS all day all night all my life wtf
Seriously, DS and newly bought R4 are taking over my life it’s not even funny. I even play it while standing at the roadside waiting to cross the road WTF. So many important decisions in life! Play DS or read Lolita? Ok play DS. Which game? Cooking Mama, Diner Dash, Bust a Bubble, or Spongebob Squarepants? Possibilities are endless.
The only reason why I’m even blogging now is because my console is charging wtf.
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Oh and for Shaun Chong who says my blog sucks now because nothing stupid happens to me these days, it may console you to know that today while crossing the street, I walked into a stationary taxi and hit my stomach. wtf. And then at night, my laptop adaptor exploded with a loud noise and emitted smoke wtf. Then I couldn’t sleep until late cos I had to air my room wtf.
Comments (32)
where do u download ur ds games? im also addicted to my ds.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The BRB!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA…
still laughing when type this comment now!!
*thumb up*
Haha..U r so funny… I like ur hair. It looks great.
lolita is an amazing read. i got hooked the moment i read “fire of my loins” wtf. okay la more like his description of lolita was so descriptive and flawless, i can’t help but be enticed to read the book 🙂
ah, if you said all the time DS then where got time for the rest LOL
i have the book too and the movie is pretty good. if ur planning to watch the movie, get the 1997 one, skip kubrick’s 1962. the former’s closer to the book.
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This should tickle your fancy also.
Sidenote: Please go pimp the blog cos it has nice horny stuffs in it wtf.
Lolita is amazing. One of my favourite books. Nabokov is a genius considering English wasn’t necessarily his first language. His words and the entire structure of the book was such a masterpiece.
i liked the first para of lolita but the rest is a little overrated i think. still a good book though! u forgot one thing u have been doing lately wtf hahhaa im so funny
lmao at the second one! That girlfriend has crossed the line 🙂 Don’t you think it should be voluntary for the bf to buy the gf a gift? 😀
I’ve had Lolita for a month now(the book wtf) and still haven’t finished it, barely read like 5 pages, don’t really like it, waste my $$$$ T________T
Lolita is awesome.
But not as awesome as the boyf. Maybe if I show this blog post to me boyf…
*Runs and show blog.
Don’t work also. Hrmph.
Haha!
ohh lolita! where did you get it? i couldnt find it in bookstores and had to resort in borrowing a copy from the library =( i enjoyed reading it enough to get a copy though hehe
lolita is the best book everrrrrrrrrrr. it makes you wanna be one wtf
sheila: the guy at the store gave me a few urls. but i can’t find his card right now FML. tell u when i find it!
dolly: DAMN FUNNY RIGHT HAHAHAH
zuliana: haha u can’t see my hair in this post!
waifon: i know his prose right! needs more focus than the average chick lit or grisham novel but so worth it!
hitomi: gosh it’s a hyperbole la! haha i feel like an english teacher =.=
kimcun: there’s a movie? ok getting it. who’s in it?
tan yee hou: YA HAHAHAAHAHAH I LAUGHED LIKE SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA
mae: yaaa i’ve just started it but i already am so engrossed in it!
sweat: eh what have i been doing? wtf
kelly: exactly! hahaha damn funny
claudia: haha why u dont like?
lisa: hahaha didn’t work with tim either wtf
puripuri: i got it in kinokuniya in klcc!
pinkpau: HAHA ya. except that i am 10 years too old for it SOB
HAHAHA. Bf cannot break up with gf ‘cos he still owes her money wtf. This is stupid yet funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA THE JESUS PICTURE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA BRB HAHAHAHA
my love u r not the only one the other day i walked into a lampost while i was on the phone and to top it off there was a massive traffic jam at the side and people turned to look point and laugh. someone even said ‘wtf’ T____________T
Hahahaha. WTF! BRB hahahaha!
Wow, play ds a lot oso ha!
Me too!
A very good site to download ds rom is:
http://www.romulation.net/
try it out!
aud and tze, here’s something for you 😛
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Lolita? what it is all about? love story ka?
heheheheh!!
Starting to read book now *even though it’s too late for me at age 25! wtf!!!
i wanna see u in light color hair again!!! 😀
Hey hey audrey, i knocked into a stationary car too, twice for god’s sake! haha and to add to that, the driver was inside when walked into it and i just pretended that nothing happen then i walked away. but i think i can feel the oi-what-the-heck glare as i walk away. *high 5!
audrey..u can download ds games from this link:
http://www.rom-freaks.net/
is still good you still know what you are doing.. I am at least partially la. but I don’t know what am I studying for my finals T.T
You should strongly encourage him to join facebook. My mom having lot fun on it!
get the ace attorney series games for your ds! they’re hilarious text-adventure games!
Lolita! Good book! Did you watch the movie though? It’s the first time I actually feel sorry for a pedophile 😐
get Scribblenauts for the DS. seriously. your blog still sucks wtf not enough calamity wtf
AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU WALK INTO A STATIONARY TAXI WITH YOUR STOMACH HAHAHAHAHAH
Eh I found this list damn entertaining! I’m reading it even though I’m supposed to be writing now.
Haha! Love the BRB.
FML i was fighting w/ sonohito then read ur brb then laughed out
i need to get one of those game consoles. it sounds tempting.