Ok la since I’m trying to blog like .. whatever I’m thinking about I’ll write about.
So let me talk about this girl I know.
She was from my high school and I think she was from my primary school as well.
She was really really tall for a girl (when I say really, I mean fucking) and was in one of the Arts classes and I’d always see her walking around school by herself.
Sometimes I’d feel sorry for her cos I thought maybe the cooler than thou Arts students wouldn’t talk to her because she was awkward and uncool. So I’d try to strike up conversations with her. But she’d always act unfriendly, like answer one word and scowl at me wtf so I’d always be a bit offended and think aiya that’s why she has no friends wtf and walk away.
But recently she’s been SMSing me and messaging me on Facebook!
And ok honestly this is what I think:
1. She has no social skills whatsoever
2. She has no social experience whatsoever
3. She’s either still studying or just finished her diploma which makes her a little slower than everyone in our year who have all either graduated and working for some years now or doing / finished grad school or something.
3. She is trying very hard to project that she’s on par or better than all of us, whether it comes to having money, or career aspirations or relationships wtf.
I feel really bad for her cos I can sense her trying so hard! In other words, she’s trying very hard to act happening which is something all of us grew out of years ago.
Like one Sunday at 1145pm she messaged me: “Hey Audrey… just got back from happy hour or still on?”
I think I took about 5 minutes to realize that maybe she assumed I was out drinking at happy hour WTF because she thinks that’s what “cool” people do?
I regret to say that she’s also one of the most exasperating people I’ve ever spoken to T_______T
I don’t know if that’s just how she is, or she just has no experience talking to people or what but she’s damn frustrating to talk to!
Ok her full message to me was:
“hey audrey..juz got bck frm happy hour or stil on?nvm.im headin 4 hong kong tis 20th january…hehe btw wil d weather b cold as gentin highlands or cameron by then?enable 2 shop 4 autumn n summers clothes 2?wil u b there?hope 2 hear frm u soon. Tq. hugs”
ok fuck now I feel even worse about being annoyed by her after typing out her message FML.
I explain why. While all the questions she’s asked me are easily google-able, fine I understand that maybe she might not have so many people to ask (or she’s not superbly internet literate) so she comes to me for answers.
But I was annoyed cos she’s been asking me about Hong Kong for months now now. That’s not the problem.
The problem is if I don’t reply her messages fast enough she gets pissed at me WTF!!!!!!!
If I don’t answer within like 1 minute or something on Facebook or SMS (BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME IM AT WORK DUH), she’ll send me pissy messages like “never mind” or “forget it. thanks for your help anyway”
WTF!!! DAMN TULAN LOR! People taking time out to answer your mundane questions already some more she say so sarcastically thanks for my help!!!
Do one time neh mind! Maybe she’s rushing trying to book her hotel or flights or whatever.
But multiple times ok! Some more most of the time it’s during office hours you think I’m so free waiting for Facebook to beep so I can reply you 4.5966 seconds after you ask isit!
If everyone was like that the Malaysian workforce would be damn efficient already lor.
You know what her questions are like or not!
I give you multiple scenarios.
Ok it starts like this.
“have u been to hong kong b4?”
“yup! you’re going too?”
“yea thinking of it. how many times u went to hong kong b4?”
“er about 3 times I think..”
“for work or holiday?”
“haha just for holidays”
“where should i stay?”
“um it depends on your budget I guess”
“money is not an issue. im going with family ma. so where?”
“er if money is not an issue then stay at the westin la” (getting annoyed. don’t even know if there is a Westin in HK)
“how big is HK island?”
“huh? you mean geographically? i’m not sure but i think you can google it…”
“you think I can finish exploring the whole island in 3 days?”
(didn’t reply her for 3 minutes cos I didn’t know how to answer her)
“forget it. thx for ur time anyway” (and don’t reply me already)
And then maybe 10 minutes later she messaged me to ask about Singapore WTF.
Same format of questions — how often have I been to Singapore, for work or for holiday, how many hours is it by car, how many hours is it by plane WTF. Then when I took too long to answer her again, she said “never mind. i already got it without ur reply. thx anyway”
WTF!!!
She also messaged me another day and said “hey. should i work or take a phd?”
I think I’m her Magic 8 Ball.
(btw she asked that when I wasn’t in. When I came back I read that message and there were subsequent ones again telling me not to bother answering -_____-)
Hsin says she thinks I’m being too nice that’s why I have to put up with all this.
And it’s true la everytime I talk to her my blood pressure spikes.
Super combo ok irritation + guilt for being irritated + feeling sorry for her. Aih god just strike me down la wtf.
And she never asks me anything about me! Everything she says is about stuff for herself and oh once she asked me for someone else’s phone number wtf.
But what if I’m the only one replying her at all! What if I’m her only way to develop any form of social interaction skills at all so I cannot blame her for trying? I feel damn guilty and sorry for her but at the same time I can’t stand her rude messages and I don’t think she’ll see that she’s being rude or sarcastic.
And also I don’t know if I should even be feeling sorry for her. Cos I felt sorry for her in high school and she snubbed me anyway wtf. Maybe she doesn’t need my pity and would be offended.
But haih maybe I shouldn’t be whining cos I’m still talking to her willingly -_- I know I will still continue to answer her messages because I don’t have the heart not to and consequently develop high blood pressure fml. The End wtf.
Ok pictures to calm myself down *fans
Mild came to visit!!!
She has this super cool iphone app that takes multiple shots in a row 😀
Oh how I have missed camwhoring with her and Angela! Of all my friends they’re the most pro at taking pictures!
We used to take pictures together and change poses in split seconds and take 40-5o pictures at a time WTF.
But I’m rusty now and Mild was shocked that I’ve lost the ability to come up with new poses now 🙁
Then we dragged Tim in! See the 3rd picture he’s asking sorry what’s happening? hahahahahaha
Oh and a picture of me with a shitload of makeup /shy /shy
With Jammie! And Latat! (behind the camera) Our favorite activity in the world 🙂
And Wombeh! We’re in shades of white do we look like we’re angels WTF.
If I was an angel I would be Michelangelo because he painted the Sist
Ok just Wikied it and apparently the archangel’s name is Michael not Michelangelo WTF *general knowledge fail
Went to the Digi treasure hunt and saw my Redmummy! I look good in every picture I take with her!
Think it’s her blurry BB camera fml.
With Tzia and Adele and Shin Yee and Shin Yee’s boyfriend forgot his name sorry T.T Damn cute right they all! Ah to be young and pretty again wtf.
I like stores that sell random cute things!
(Fine, took this picture cos my shoes were super high and made my legs look longer than normal so must commemorate)
Bought all this at the store told you I like random crap stores! L-R: velcro type of hair band, eyelid tape just to try cos it was RM2 and face masques (sic) for Wombeh and me! Black/white for him, pink for me.
Digression: never used eyelid tape before! Obviously because I already have double eyelids wtf. But one of them is thinner than the other and sometimes when I wake up the crease is weird so I bought some to try. Angela told me if you put them on long enough your eyes will follow the crease you make so here’s hoping for symmetrical eyelids wtf.
Masked Crusaders!
I forced Tim to try with me much to his immense reluctance.
Thought my mask worked quite well!
But apparently not Tim’s. Hours after he took off the mask he shook me awake in the middle of the night and said there was something wrong with his face and when I stumbled to the bathroom to see in the light his face was bright red FHL T_______________T
And he walked around with hives on his face for the next 2 days sorry Wombeh I will never force you to put on a mask again T.T
Comments (47)
Haha, pity you..but this world got a lot of people with different characteristic and maybe that was her characteristic and maybe you can try your best to get along with her. 🙂
Your wannabe (she’s not your school friend.. but.. she wannabe.. haha)school friends really annoying.. Leave her alone.. She make ur life unhappy.. 🙁
dolphin tee that tim’s wearing must have been bought pre-aud hahaha
i think your so-called friend must be trying to show off lo. and yes audrey you are way too kind that you answer her every time. if i were you i’d have just ignored her at the second time she asks me.
hahahah red face wombeh wtf
eh shin yee’s bf is my highschl close friend’s bro wtf
u look good!!!!! especially in the long legs pic. that hair really suit you the best la
Hahaha!
Okay, I was going to comment then I forgot what except, Awwww you guys are so cute!
i agree with suet, u look good with this cropped (wtf) hair :p makes u look cute with the super long legs hahaha
eh ur friend quite annoying hahhh!! should try ignoring, then maybe she just end up msging herself wtf
pls update more often i <3 your writing and your pics ^___^
you look damn fucking pretty babie !!! /beg
I guess she is just lonely and like you said, she doesn’t have many friends before that is how she is so noob in social skill. But of coz you are not responsible to keep her entertained or taking care of her feeling. Afterall, she has to help herself and no one does. But come to think about it, she might feel humiliated if she reads this entry of you right? Just my 2 cent.
Don’t mind her la. Next time she text you, wait for 15 min before you answer her lest she just tell you “it’s okay. nvm d.” Waste ur time only~
so kesian Timothy~ Sensitive skin??
Man, that is one annoying fella! if she speak so rudely again you can always be honest to her lo. i mean, if u don’t mind losing this friend, you might as well be honest to her and tell her that her social skill is bad.
if she’s open minded enough she might accept what you say and be a better friend, if not, mah like that lo. xD
HAHHAHAHA put on mask also can take pics together…
look bonkersnice way to brighten up my day!model in the mask looks like u wtf
regarding your friend..
No use to tell u anything also I think.. hahaha.. coz u will still reply her until… forever. (I think la.. hahahahha)
Just keep complain can already, if not sure will vomit blood.. haha…
That was so funny!!! Don’t ever change, Audrey… 🙂
About your friend, I never know what to do with those kind of ppl too but if I ignore them long enough, they leave me alone. *evil*
Yah you’re way too nice, you’re bringing it on yourself.
People like that, I just tell them to fuck off.
hm… i think i know who u r talking about. and i know how u felt too… T.T
even if u feel guilty for not responding to her, surely by publishing it on ure website u hav hurt her tremondously
I don’t have such annoying friend but I actually have one coursemates, who takes me like I’m the doormat. Everything that he needs help for, he’ll look for me. And everything that will benefit people around him, he’ll not think of me. FML
For instance, in Malaysian university, you practically have to fight with your coursemates to get a good timeslot for your tutorial that fits your timetable. So there’s this one time when I asked him if he can help me since he’ll be running there and my friend and I had laptop with us so run slower, he say he’ll try. When we got there, he was writing for this other coursemates who is the top in our class. Damn bodek la I hate.
Then there’s once he MSN-ed me to ask about some words, so I took the trouble to look in the dictionary, reply him, and he said, “Aiya, take from dictionary I also know la. Don’t know nevermind la” WTCRAP? MY JOB IS IT TO TELL YOU THE WORDS? I AM DICTIONARY AR? I was kind enough to look in different dictionary and tell him the meaning and there he was, saying like I’m damn stupid like that. I was very angry I told him I don’t talk to rude people. If he’s that rude, never look for me for answers anymore.
I always kena one. Good things rarely comes to me one, only bad things they’ll be looking for me. Damn suay.
i did some stalking and i might know which friend are u referring to. her blog damn funny (funny in a bad way funny) la 😛
HAHAHA, okay, I’ve been reading your blog for ages now but this is the first time I’ve decided to leave a comment because I can so totally relate to the Tim-red-face-mask thing. One day I was putting on hair-removal cream on my legs, and I thought it’d be funny to try it on my bf because he’s always saying he can’t be arsed shaving, so I told him hair-removal cream very easy one! So I made him try on a large patch of his skin and after 2 minutes he asked me whether it’s suppose to hurt, and I got confused and told him, nonono is okay. Then after like 20 more seconds he’s all, OKAY. THIS HURTS. And he washed it off and for the next three days he got big rash and broken skin on that part of his skin where he applied the cream. >___> walau, so sensitive one meh?
Why u so funny?
I remembered i force my bf to put on BLACK SUGAR mask..guess what happen? the next morning he scold me because all mosquitoes bite his face all whole nite.. hahahahahah
eriku: ya i need to work on being more patient 😀
rabiatul: haha no i dont msg her but if she talks to me i’ll still reply la
kim: ya from penang HAHAHA
moon: ya i think she is trying to show off but i think it’s cos she wants to be accepted 🙁
suet: isit whats his name! thanks baby /shy
lisa: thanks!
jean: i think u know her!!
mikaela: awww 🙂
angie: you too we haven’t lost it /boo
jj: ya ur right. i thought about it before writing this and im pretty sure she doesnt read me. but maybe i’ll pword protect it after this 🙂
lurveangel: ya ahaha damn sensitive
yumii: hehe we weren’t really frds before this! just started talking recently only.
bernice: hahha thanks!
cheesie: haha yay she quite cute!
donna: ya i will hahaha -_-
varms: hahaha ok i wont!
shaolin: i would if i knew she was doing it on purpose!
michelle: har michelle u kena also ah! do u know if she reads my blog WTF
fallen: i thought abt it before writing… i dont think she reads my blog or is connected to anyone who does also. but im thinking of pword protecting it also la see how
pingping: hahahaha u quite suay also!
big cow: haha ru sure u got it?
chopstick & sim: HAHAHAH PITY UR POOR BFS FTL also hahahahaahha
should I [insert should i situation here]? *shakes aud hard and waits for an answer
hahahaha maybe you should answer her in phrases like ‘as I see it, yes’, ‘very doubtful’ or ‘reply hazy, try again later’ wtf
I like your shoe 😀
ahaha! the girl’s quite creepy.shouldn’t bother her if she’s making u upset all the time.
and u look reeaaallllyyyy pretty!
Very creepy girl, but reading about her makes me laugh LOL.
Just read Tim’s blog, yikes at the swollen cheeks! & you look very pretty in the picture with Jammie!
Maybe you should throw her some questions instead, make her to be the one to talk and you can go all “uh-huh…” “ic”
Btw, you look gorgeous in the picture you took with Tim. Kinda looks like a doll too ^^
wah that girl is really damn irritating, u were so patient towards her! i think i would have given up and stopped replying her after 2 or 3 attempts. which is what i’m doing now, cos i’m facing a similar scenario.
the sakura mask u bought is quite famous one! famous in taiwan and online spree. i think tim is so suay, haha. hope he gets well soon!
i m quite sure it’s her lor… but if i m wrong, that means there’s 2 annoying irritating female in your batch 😉
Haha adurey..!! Jia You ^^ Patient is can promote health as well as balance.. ^^ So is good o have it..
OH swt..sorry for the double post.
hey ur eyes really big lah…real one ah??
She tried to bug me, I just ignored her. LOL.
I think horrrrr…
I GOT ALOT OF FRENS LIKE THAT LORR… FML =/
@loh
hey your question very stupid lah… real one ah?
the friend really is annoying no? I think you should try telling her what she’s doing wrong or else she wouldn’t know/learn? It may help…=)
u have a very sweet blog!
Entertaing + Interesting! Thumbs-up!
Wondering if the Ms Annoy ever came across this…
I got a friend of such “pleasant” disposition too. Well, ppl stay out of him. Yet, he’s like never learn what’s going on around him. Feel pissed n sorry for him at the same.
muahahaha! Poor Tim!! I kinda pity that girl, as dysfunctional as she sounds. Although would definately snub her or set it straight (which is what I usually do, sometimes landing me in not so desirable situations), and won’t be doing her good by tahan her like that, sending a message that it’s acceptable for her to communicate in that manner. It’s sort of like training a pet really. Still, LMAO !!
opps..i mean did u do any surgery ah???looks really big an un natural…
@loh
of course she nv do! audrey’s eyes are so nice and natural okay like japanese girl *shy
hey was wondering where is that random cute store you bought all the stuff from 😀
ohh wow! have it ever occured to you that she might be reading this? lolx. but then again~ maybe it is good for her to read it and realize ‘she is REALLY abit irritating’. At least you are honest on how you feel. 🙂
*two thumbs up*
I should bring Tim to SRM Custom Blend in The Gardens or Star Hill. They custom blend the facial care products base on the skin type with different essence. lol
Hahaha I bought a pack of those masks when I was in Singapore…. came back to Melbourne and used them when it was freaking cold and my face and nuts froze! Ok I got no nuts but yeh. Good in summer, BAd in Winter.