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Bite me

Zomaigad I am so excited it is Friday night!

And that I have absolutely nothing to do!

At risk of sounding like a broken record player, it’s been another horrific week and this is the first time in I think two weeks that I finally have a moment to do a proper blog post.

But this weekend is going to be a naissss long weekend doing absolutely nothing!

Ok so random updates! (which nobody reads anyway don’t lie I know)

1. I’m not sure but I may have a pimple on the back of my head that hurts beaches.  Either that or it’s a cancerous wart.

2. Coming out of a meeting room today, a guy nudged my coworker and nodded his head toward me “eh are you sure you’re not breaking any child labor laws” WTF what do you want me to do? Wear vertical stripes? Dye my hair grey?

3. Some of us got tickets from Nestle to watch a performance at the Philharmonic!

Redmummy!

Wombeh, Reddaddy & Pink Stilettos’s husband turned up in shirts and jeans.  And jeans are not allowed, thanks a lot snobs wtf.

The ushers directed them to a side room filled with pants WTF so they could pick some trousers and change.

But it sucks to be Wombeh and me because while Reddaddy and Mr Pink Stilettos found pants, Wombeh couldn’t get his size.

So we were kicked out of the Philharmonic T______T

But thanks anyway Nestle! It’s the thought that counts ^^

And anyway I got to take photos with Redmummy and pretend I was there wtf.

4. Hotlink gave me a pair of tickets to go see Kelly Clarkson when she was in KL!

They gave me the best tickets too — rock zone which means it’s free standing and you’re the closest to the stage.

Unfortunately rock zone doesn’t work so well for people below five feet 🙁

This was my view for the entire evening wtf.

I tried to move…only to end up standing behind a group… of European models.  Very tall European models………..

(so tall they look like Vikings)

So thank goodness for big screens ^^

Wombeh felt sorry for me and picked me up so I could take this picture.

Not bad right for a Blackberry camera!  They banned all cameras so the phones had to do.

(fuck this shit just realized that for all the photo’s clarity, I don’t see Kelly Clarkson anywhere…………)

But overall still a good concert! Again, thanks Hotlink and no worries about the height issue cos it’s the thought that counts wtf.

5. Remaining Kuching Project Alpha episodes!

6. This

is disgusting. I have the shittiest luck ever I swear.  I’m always getting yelled at at work for wearing indecent length skirts so I gave up and wore leggings and jeans for months.

The first time I put on a (knee length) dress in MONTHS some kind of horrible mutant bug flew up from inside my chair and bit me EIGHT FUCKING TIMES ON THE BACK OF MY LEG.

It was absolutely obscene because I could see eight tiny punctures in my skin and I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what they were.  Until I realized it must have been the chair since the bites were all so concentrated.

It turned ten angry shades of red and itched like penis wtf.

Then it calmed down for a few days but suddenly resurrected again, itched even more and turned a cheerful black I love my life.

It now looks like somebody threw a hammer at the back of my thigh because the  black patch looks like a bruise the size of the world.

And today I realized the itch spread around the patch and now there’s little red dots all over my thigh fucking fantastic.

And Fat Her is frantic because we are going to US in less than a week and the last time we were in San Fransisco, I had some weird insect bite on my knee that hurt when I walked so Fat Her had to carry me up and down the hilly streets WTF and even through the factory outlet FHL.  I guess he’s afraid of lightning striking in the same place twice wtf.

HAIH looks like my nice Saturday is going to be spent at the dermatologist.

6. See below entry for important announcement! Don’t forget to email Michelle to win tickets!

Comments (14)

  • yesh yesh, had that happened to me a couple of times in the past, if it was the same la. After that red, itch/painful part dries up, you’re gonna have an odd, scaly patch of skin there. Best way to prevent scaly patch, moisturizer. If too late, then have to remove the damn thing, use a knife, then scratch all the thing off. Not pain one!

  • It seems like the bites cause you allergy/further skin infection. It is a good decision to look for dermatologist.

    Althought you are not over 5 feet. Yon can see clearly Kelly on the screen with your night vision! *laser beam*

    Enjoy the weekend + happy labour day!

  • i hear you fourfeetnine 🙁 i wore leggings to work once and then the big boss sent out a terse email to the team reminding us that we had to ‘preserve the firm’s good image’…

  • hahahaha i like the way how you make all the suay things sounded so funneh FYL *sayang*

    and i think i had once experienced something like this.i’m even worst still i dunno what bite me fml i have to go for dermatologist and apply antibacteria cream or what (i also dunno what’s the cream name)
    and i ended up wearing long pants for a month.FML.

    omg sorry this comment damn long.

    Enjoy ur weekends!

  • Hahaha, like a tiny nipple in the middle of no where.

  • i totally understand what u feel! im one of those ppl who gets insect bites like hellllll. if u put me in a room full of ppl, i’ll be the first to get bitten. ALL THE TIME! 🙁 they bite me at the weirdest places! i got it on my toe, my finger, the sole of my feet, u name it. there was once some bloody insect bit my middle finger and it swelled up like nobody’s business. fml!

  • Very unlucky about the bites! I had a spider in my sock once and it bit me like 10 times! Horrible!

    Enjoyed this update and posts! More please!!

    Also – have a great time in the US!

  • kelly look like she grew a double chin. so fat now.

  • maybe u got bitten by a bedbug? bedbugs don’t just live in beds but also other things…
    considering that office chairs have thick cushion and i don’t know how old your chair is..

  • Hey how come your videos are a bit out of place in your blog. The videos are covering your right column menu 🙂

  • Hey Aud,

    2 things..first, I do read your blog..scout’s honour..and secondly..lighting doesn’t strike twice at same spot except in “war of the world” :p..hope the bruise heals on time..enjoy the trip

  • juinn: i think it’s bed bugs!! FOL. but thanks for the info 😀

    tianchad: ya i think so 🙁 hahahaah night vision

    quaintly: that is scary :O they should have warned you privately first though…

    xiiinyiii: huh was it bed bugs too!!

    bob: ya if a nipple is purplish black WTF

    m: OMG ME TOO I AM SO PRONE TO BUG BITES. ya hahaha the worst bites are on the soles of your feet and your lips right!

    amanda: omg what did you do with your bites?? did you turn into spider woman WTF

    dheepan: hahaa ya a bit chubby

    S: omg ur right i googled it and i think it is bed bugs! god im getting itchy just thinking about it

    eileen: haha i know! i already set it for the smallest size but it’s still too big 🙁

    charles: hahaha thank u i will!

  • No spider woman! LOL – just super itchy. When will you be in NY? I would love to meet you!!

  • WTF itch like a penis?! First time I heard that hahaha.

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