GOT SOMETHING DAMN FUNNY I MUST BLOG ABOUT.
But rated D for disgusting so if you have a weak stomach, best to skip this post.
For those people in Klang Valley, do you remember a Tuesday a couple of weeks back when traffic was just out of the blue unusually horrendous?
It’d rained in the afternoon so by the time people started getting off work traffic was just insane.
And as the Ooi luck would have it, things would go dangerously wrong wtf.
Ooib and my cousins Ian and Imelda were all back from overseas so we were supposed to have a family dinner with the whole extended family.
Ooib was to come pick me up from work at 6pm, then we’d take the LDP to the Kelana Jaya LRT station to pick my cousin Ida up then we’d go for dinner which was in Sungei Way
(sorry out-of-towners if you don’t have an inkling where these places are)
Anyway Ooib got to my workplace at 6pm.
Incident #1
Right when I put my hand on the doorjamb and pulled the door open, the whole building blacked out WTF.
At first I thought I did something with the door! But it was just a coincidence.
Anyway my office was on the 10th floor. So I had to climb down 20 flights of stairs.
In (very high) heels!
My very well known hate of exercise ensured that by the time I reached ground level I was feeling quite weak and woozy wtf.
(btw for days after that I couldn’t walk down stairs. Had to turn sideways and kind of slide myself down stairs because my legs couldn’t bend WTF)
Nehmind.
Incident #2
Anyway the jam was so uncontrollable that we took TWO hours to get to the KJ station which normally takes like 15 minutes at the most with no jam?
My poor cousin was waiting at the LRT station alone for two hours T_______T
And because Ooib’s and my sense of direction suck, we ended up taking the flyover before the station instead of following the lower road. Which means that we missed the turning into the station and ended up driving parallel to it.
Because it was the highway, there was no way we could stop without angering any other motorists who were in understandably foul moods already anyway cos of the jam.
So we had to keep driving down that road (not that fast because it was jammed but still) and I had to wind down the window, stick my whole torso out, wave my arm and shout encouragement over the phone to Ida.
Ida, who was running on the road (in heels too) after our moving car. Hahahahahahahahaha T_____________T
Good thing she used to be a school runner and all round amazing sportswoman hahahahahaha because I think she ran close to a kilometer WTF.
And after she managed to catch up with our car and collapsed inside panting, we were stuck in the car for another hour to the restaurant. (while normally it would take us about 15 minutes to get there)
Incident #3
By that time, Ooib had been in the car for 4 hours (can go to Penang already wtf) and pieces of him were slowly dying.
By “pieces” i mean bladder WTF.
He kept drumming on the steering wheel, shouting at the traffic intermittently hahahaha and I think the next stage his voice would change pitch already wtf.
He started plotting how to pee in a mineral water bottle while driving WTF.
But he couldn’t think of how to angle it hahahaahahah cos if it was totally horizontal it wouldn’t do but he couldn’t angle it downwards what hahahaahahahha.
So in a rare feat of excellent acrobatics, Ooib and I switched places. While still on the road wtf. He moved over to the front passenger seat and I moved over to the driver’s and took over the wheel. All without getting out of the car WTF *admiring
Then! He and Ida switched places — he moved to the back and she moved to the front.
Then! He took an empty mineral water behind while me and Ida turned up the radio and faced front WTF.
Then! “Fuck la kena my pants.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Then! “Fuck la bottle full already and I’m still not done.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Then! Reach restaurant where the older generations are waiting for us and dispose of evidence wtf.
But not before taking a photo HAHAHAHA
Product of Ooib Inc.
So as to not end on a puke-inducing note, here’s a picture of all of us at dinner tonight starting with Grandma Ooi on the left. Taken by my Sony Cybershot TX-5.
Since there was so many of us what I did was I turned on the Panaroma mode and swept the camera from left to right, turning 180 degrees and captured this shot. In real life, Grandma Ooi is actually sitting right next to my auntie on the far right. 😀
Comments (35)
Should have been rated DD -Damn Disgusting!
LOL!!! disgusting indeed. love the family pic though
omfgggg gahhahahahaahahaha
that is a lottt of pee. HAHA.
and, both tim and aud has the same pose. cute!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
i am gasping for air hahahahahahahah.
remind me to tell you a story that relates to this incident next time okay HAHAHAHAHA
sounded like some movie script haha
matchat!!
hahahhaha damn awesome, stupid story went on for so long!!
wah!! You all do some acrobatics in the car and even managed to pee too.. Impressive :p can be applied in real life hehehe BTW the panorama photo looks cool, I’ve done it with my camera (not sony one la) but not as good as yours 🙂
OMG! did u send it to suet? WTF =___=!!!
This is why I love your blog, your damn funny =D
OH NO!! Eww! But…… I know of a friend who did the same thing, in an express bus! LOL!
lolz. now i know where to turn to if i’m stressed with work. audrey’s blog!!
u all diposed in rubbish bin ar? wait some homeless guy drank it thinking it was chrysanthemum tea omg wtf hahahahahahahaha
what is panorama mode??? u mean you swept the camera 180 deg like u were taking video, but the camera was actually taking photo? wah so cool! that’s very impressive!
eh! got one guy looks kinda cute!! sitting besides yellow shirt guy one!!! who who who!!!! *in love wtf
hahahaha. bt for gals sure die already.
my bro also did this once when we were in a jam in kuantan for 6 hours.
teh kekwa we call it hahahaha
um… right. Lets look closer at the family pic…. and concerntrate on that… ” AH look at that, you and Tim pose the same!”
Haha I had to turn on the TV loud when Kruppy was hanging a shit when we were all in Singapore. Almost the same ‘cept, Krupps is not my bro… and we were not quite in a car. Confined space yes but not same…
lol ur bro is a pro seriously xD
Oh my God. My stomach. please kill me now. LOL!!!
=-= My step-dad almost did this tooooo!! but he didn’t wanna give up the driver seat (possessive wtf) so he ended up cursing all the way and sprinted to the first toilet the moment we arrived. 😀
thank god for pen*s rite..if vajayjay..i dun think mineral bottle can do.huhuhu
hahahahaha I like this post! So did the car smells? Like urine smell? haha furthermore you guys were trapped in the traffic jam for hours. lol
hi aud.
the panorama photo looks great.
i wish i could win that gadget. wink.
OMG!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
i nearly didnt burst my stomach!! XD
Bwaahahahahahaha
Can’t stop laughing XD
donut: hahahaha
fiona: haha thanks!
yumii: huhuhu
smoochiesayn: haha ya we didn’t realize!
kehrole: the pee-er is staying with you for a coupla days!
msbulat: ya damn drama hahaha
yh: hahaha
ky: yalor never ending ridiculousness hahaha
rodz: hahaha ya i guess we’re quite nimble wtf
kelly: hahaha suet knows about this already!
iamthewitch: BUS WTF HAHAHA HOW
melmonica: hahaha yay!
strawberry: ya the panaroma thing was damn cool lor! my family was so happy can take this kind of picture hahaha. and that guy is my cousin! hahaha want me to intro?
grace: ya we called it chrysanthemum tea too hahaha
Grace: HAHAHAHAH SHIT MAKES IT WORSE
megan: yalor desperate times call for desperate measures hahaha
[marion]: hahahaha your stepdad got control!
yad: yea for sure hahaha. i think guys are worse at holding pee though
pearlyn: hahaha luckily it didn’t! i would have puked wtf
syahira: yea good luck for it! did you join?
vivienne: hahahaha i take that as a good thing
miao: hahahaha yalah so stupid T_T
Lol! Funny moment. Which one is Ooib in the photo? ;p
WHY SO GROSS WAN !! WHY KEEP THE BOTTLE UNTIL SO LONG ! THE PIC OF THE PEE BOTTLE LOOKS LIKE IT’S AT HOME ADI !!!
oh mai gawd! i cant stop laughing in the office!!! hahahaha… kena pants, got kena car ah? were those neigbouring cars wondering wat he is doing? hahahahaha!!!
knnccb
Audrey, do u know the lift will still be working even if the whole building have no electricity? Coz they have back up power.. Hehehe!!!
Haha nice entry! Love the panorama shot thing!
Too funny. Nothing like having to pee in a bottle. Seriously WTF. 😉
Ooib need to drink more water, why so yellow one!
tak kenal wtf
WTF WHY SO DISGUSTING WAN WHAT IF SOMEONE THINKS IT’S CHRYSANTHEMUM TEA AND DRINKS IT
wtf die laughing after reading this! why are you so hilarious!!
btw may i know where is Angie’s origin? ie Taiwan/HK/others. She’s fab like you 😀
I like the sweep panaromic camera!