From hereafter, you can probably see the difference between the 19 year old fourfeetnine and the 25 year old fourfeetnine
Pierre & Lay See’s baby’s full moon party.
Homaigatt I cannot believe I have friends who have babies!
(Colleagues don’t count cos they’re usually older anyway)
But friends!!!! Actually Pierre and Lay See are not my only parent friends because Chris and Shandy had theirs a few months back but I missed their full moon so it didn’t hit me wtf.
I am at the age where people are having babies!!!!
Getting married I can still accept wtf. Get to be the prettiest girl of the day, have everyone’s eyes on you, throw bouquet, hope to live happily ever after with your soulmate (yes I know what the divorce stats are like wtf but whatevs)
But babies are a whole new ball game! Goodbye flat stomach, goodbye life, and hello sleepless nights and baby drool.
I guess it’s pretty obvious I’m not a baby person. Or a kid person for that matter.
I’m quite terrified of babies. They’re quite cute (Lay See’s baby was dressed all in pink and a teeny flower headband) but I live in fear that some time someone will say “Hey Aud wanna hold the baby?” and I’ll attempt to and break its neck in the process wtf.
And I can’t relate to kids at all! I talk to them like they’re adults and should understand my reasoning when everyone else talks to them with the right combination of gentle authority. No wonder no kids listen to me.
And no wonder they pick on me -_- The latest example was at the full moon party when this 3 year old girl slapped my foot for no reason wtf. Then refused to apologize when her dad tried to make her. Probably because I was simpering like a fool “ahh no need la it’s ok heheheeh” wtf.
Anyway I’ve always been grateful that the baby years are still far ahead in my future. So since when have they snuck up on my friends when my back was turned?!?
This freaks me out to no end T_T At the risk of sounding fucking selfish and shallow (but whatevs, I know I am), what if I resent my baby for destroying my stomach WTF. Or for making me lose sleep. What if I don’t get along with my baby. What if the baby gets sick. Seeing Lay See so blissful with her baby makes me smile but what if I turn out to be a horrible person and don’t feel happy with my kid -_-
But then I meet a baby like this.
This is Joanne’s baby and he looks like a miniature laughing Buddha T________________T
Hahahahahahaha the first baby ever that I’ve wanted to carry T___T
edit: yes I know mothers will tell me don’t worry it’ll all be different when you’re holding your own child wtf and because I am a social sheep wtf it will probably be like that but this is for me to put down so next time if I do have children, I can look back on this entry and laugh at the stupidity of 25 year old me.