AudMeme

You asked

Wah so many questions!  Some more all require long answers.  Ok before even more come in and I get too lazy… here are my answers.  This is going to be the longest blog post ever I can foresee it.

But why some of you cheat wan ask more than one question wtf *stares at Suet

Chi: what is the worst thing you have ever done ? >:3

Actually I’ve been quite lucky because I don’t think I’ve ever had the chance to do something really bad which I would regret later.  But if I had the chance to do something, I’d cause it so that this certain person I know goes to jail.  Or loses his job and is ruined financially wtf.

Fiionx Tell us about your love story !!

Haha actually I’ll save this for a future blog post.  I promise!

amy: audrey do you like to sing ? are you one of those people who hogs the mic during karaoke sessions and try to sing every song you know or are you one of those people who just hides in the corner and chow down on the free buffet and listen to other people sing ?

Fml I think I’m actually one of those people who’d hog the microphone if I could.  I usually prefer it if maximum 4 people go karaoke together so there’s higher chance of everyone having a mic of their own wtf.  I can’t even read or speak Chinese but I’ll try to sing along anyway even if it happens to be a Chinese song -_-

Diamante: aud. what do u think about plastic surgery? and will you ever consider it in the future?

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with cosmetic surgery!  I’ll for sure get Botox done when I’m old T_T And once in a while I consider recutting my double eyelids wtf because I don’t like that the creases too close to the edge and when I put eyeliner they look like they’re not there.  I heard you can get it done for like RM800 at a clinic in Midvalley if anyone is interested wtf.

Coco: Some of the books you like to read please!

I read alot of crap and unintelligent books!  Anything by Stephen King, Sophie Kinsella, Jodi Picoult, Roald Dahl…  But top three are The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett, The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini and… Vivi WTF.

candy: what is your biggest fear?

I used to say it was the dentist, ghosts and my mother WTF.  But really my biggest fear is mediocrity.  Having an average mediocre unfantastic life 🙁

Violacea Levi: What is your occupation? Apart from you being a ’spy’, what do you do? You’ve got qualifications on Asian studies. So, is that part of your job qualification?

You stalk me on Facebook!! Hahaha sorry I wish I could say but I can’t 🙁 However I can tell you it’s not anything in finance or accounting or boring things like that wtf.  And I don’t work in Nuffnang wtf.

What country would you like to visit, that you havent already been to?

I’ve never been to Europe!  But I’ve never really really wanted to go also dunno why.  Ok either Europe…or Egypt!

What is in your purse?

Maybe I’ll do a whole picture blog post on this 😀

What is the last book you read?

I’m reading The Perfect Match by Jodi Picoult on Kindle now!

What is the last song you listened?

I Can Hear The Bells from the musical Hairspray wtf

What is your favorite television show?

GLEE!!!! Also Desperate Housewives.

Do you like snow?

Not really wtf.  I mean it’s pretty when it’s falling and everything’s covered in white.  But then it gets slushy or turns brown and disgusting and slippery.  Plus it’s cold wtf.  The only time I’d like snow is if school is canceled cos of it wtf.

Jasmine: I wanna know your horoscope! Let me guess, Gemini?

Aquarius! How come you thought I was a Gemini? Most of my best friends are Geminis though 😀

Nico: How TALL are you?
4 feet 9.  Or 146 cm.

Mona: What would your dream house look like?
Actually I haven’t thought about this -_- My parents are planning to renovate the house and I have no input to give -_- Except that I like it to have a country theme – a lot of white and light colored wood with flowers wtf.

Heather: What are some good comebacks when people impolitely point out your short? (I’m only 5 ft so this happens more than I want -__-)
Just stare back at them and say “So?” wtf.  Seriously so what if you’re short I don’t see how that’s an insult!  At least you’re special rather than some average height that blends into everyone else.

Jessi: How many different countries have you been to?
Not that many actually… Singapore, Thailand, Australia, Canada, the US, Mexico (but for like a day wtf), Japan, Korea, Taiwan, HK = 10.

lol: do u like to share umbrella? cos i hate sharing umbrella. i will only share with my family and bf. i dont know why but i hate sharing umbrella with friends.
I hate it too! I know why though – cos if someone else holds the umbrella, I sure get wet wan wtf.  I prefer holding it myself but usually the other person will take over the umbrella cos I don’t hold it high enough and it hits their head wtf.

J: Since you take quite an amount of pictures , what camera do you usually use to take those pics ?
Sony Cybershot TX-5!

Amanda: Any tips on what to wear for small people like us? lol. I always have problems on what clothes fits me cos whatever I put on doesnt look that nice on me T_T You look awesome in everything that you’re wearing! *envies*
Don’t go for brands like Topshop and Zara cos the smallest size will still be big on you.  If you’re in Asia, buy from small boutiques cos their sizes are generally smaller.  And shorter hemlines will make you look taller, while if you’re going to wear pants, make sure you put on heels too!  And always cut your jeans to fit you if not you’ll look shorter.

Val: what is barry doing now and how is he? haha i read suet’s blog alot and its just kind of strange not reading anything about barry!
Haha Barry is good la!  He’s at Tufts University now in Boston doing his Masters 🙂

Sweatlee: That’s my hand feeding you that fry. Do you think it’s a pretty hand?  Don’t you think my hand was skinnier back then?F ollow up question: you see that birthmark on my hand? My mom said it’s not a birthmark and it’s because i didn’t wash my hand properly last time and it’s actually dirt wtf. Audrey, will you look me in the eye and tell me it’s a birthmark?
Yes pretty wtf. And ya I did think your arm looked skinny before you asked!  The birthmark thing I believe because last time I remember coloring on my brother’s back in brown marker and it turned into a birthmark too WTF.

Joline: What is the happiest moment of your life?

The entire year I was in Japan 😀

What is your worst moment?

When I found out my ex had another girl behind my back -_- Thought I might actually die from the pain wtf.

How can you stay so skinny wtf?

I chalk it up to the frequent diarrhea I get WTF.  Actually I don’t know I think it’s just high metabolism which will probably slow down soon 🙁

Cee: when, where, how do you guys ‘The Club’ met and know each other? You guys bonded with each other so well. <3

The official story is that I met Suet cos she was dating my brother.  And I met Tze because our exes were friends.  Jam’s boyfriend Latat was also Tze’s good friend and she introduced Jam to me and Suet.  The real story is that everything I just said is true except the Tze part.  Tze and I read each other’s blogs and became friends wtf.

AP: i wanna hear u bitch abt your relationship wtf no la sorry tim! u guys seem amazing together its just that it sounds like u’ve suffered alot of trauma in past relationships and im kinda subject to trauma now and have no one to bitch to no comfort no solace wtf

Tell you first – whatever that guy is doing and wherever he ends up in the future, he’ll never find anyone better than you and you’ll always find someone better.  True story wtf.

Kehrol: how much do you love me wtf

THIS MUCH!

Rebecca: would u give up your cuteness to be taller if given a choice? :P

Actually a lot of people have asked me that!  And the answer is no 🙂 Although I have gotten a lot of flack over my height my whole life, I wouldn’t trade it in because it’s one of the things that make me special 🙂 Or so I think wtf.  If I grew an extra 5 inches I’d still only be 5’2 and everyone is 5’2!  If only I was a foot taller then maybe la wtf.

Jazmint: for a short person, what do u do to make sure u stand out and everybody notices u?

People already probably notice you because you’re short 😛

KY: tell us if tim snores a lot or not and how do u combat it!

Haha thank god Tim doesn’t snore! Yet… If he does I don’t notice cos I sleep like a dead person.

Xiu: wad kind of facial/cosmetic products do u use?

Can I make a full blog post out of this too? 😀

Suraya: Was there any comments in the past post that really made you cry?

Nope but I did get very very angry and sad at times.  The comments themselves didn’t really bother me especially if they were just calling me short cos I don’t mind that.  But I got upset cos I’d wonder why people who didn’t know me in person at all would hate me so much to go to all that trouble to think of and leave hate comments to try to hurt me.

SJ: were you always this confident and cute wtf. were there any turning points in your life that changed any big part of you?

No I wasn’t!  Apparently as a toddler I was, but when I got to kindergarten and primary school it was a new (Malay speaking) environment and I lost my confidence and became very shy.  The first turning point was in Standard 6 (age 12) when I realized I was very good at being funny WTF. I realized that I could use jokes to make an impression on people.  Then when i finished Form 5 and went to college for pre-u, I met new people that I hadn’t grown up with, people who actually thought I was pretty so I became damn confident after that wtf.  So if you’re in high school right now and feel like ugly or unpopular, do not give a shit because things will only get better 🙂

Liz: Your makeup collection + how to draw eyeliner tutorial. i really hope you can do this one >_<

Ok I do new blog post!

Daph: did you and do you still wish that you were taller?

Not really, but at one point in high school I might have.  I heard a boy say that I was nice but too bad I was so short.  Life is funny because he later became my first boyfriend wtf.

Joshualaw: Do I look cute as well? wtf….*cover face with both hands* XD

Yes!

Comments (28)

  • eh cheating ah can get a lot of new ideas from this. i don’t like my questions edi can i ask a new one?
    ok: if tim and i were drowning who would you save first? neither cause you can’t swim wtf. actually u can save him la cause i can swim hmmp wtf

  • Hey fourfeetnine, the reason I said you were a Gemini because my bestie who is a Gemini, has similar traits as you, like VERY FUNNY, cracks extremely funny jokes and makes fun of herself. Haha, thanks for answering! 🙂

  • Drink Apple Cider Vinegar, it help! HA! I wish I can meet you in person. You look like a super fun friend to be with. 😀

  • OMG HAHAHA IM LIKE THAT TOO. im 100% banana like nobody’s business and even though i cannot read a tad abit of chinese words to save my life i still like to sing along any chinese song i know.just any how join in the chorus or make up my own back up vocals wtf.i always hog the mic and pick songs that people are not familiar with because i have way different music taste compare to my friends.ftl

  • Aiyerr I missed the asking question part, so I don’t care and I will ask and then you will need to do a part 2 wtf lol!

    Victoria: how high usually your heels are? is your hair naturally curled or you sleep with strawberry curls every night wtf? I sleep with Chun Li hair and I woke up with a mane the next day wtf so, what’s the best way to have natural curls? Erm, did you enjoy bbm-ing me hahah wtf so boh liau and is your antenna okay and got new BNN ah?! LOLL

  • hahahaha.
    i LAUGHED OUT LOUD when i read “i do not work in Nuffnang”. hahahahah.

  • what if you found out tim is with ur bestfriend , angela? watch out

  • Thanks for answering my question. I don’t stalk your Facebook!

    You mentioned it in a previous blog entry. And how I manage to remember that does make me seem very much like a stalker.

    Cheers! 🙂

  • sweat: don’t steal my idea i tell you!!!!

    jasmine: hahaha i know aquarians and geminis get along damn well together tho!

    joline: yay! say hi if you ever see me someday

    amy: HAHAHAHA GOD WE CAN NEVER GO KARAOKE TOGETHER WTF

    Vox: my heels are 3-5 inches high wtf. and i sleep with curlers every night AND curl my hair in the morning god i’m high maintenance wtf. why chun li hair doesn’t work for yo meh! and sorry la no BNN these days I’m damn busy wtf

    zihwye: hahahaa yalah a lot of people think i do! had to clarify wtf

    experienced: wow you must really want me to read your comment since you left 2 identical comments in 2 posts wtf. i know what it feels like to be cheated on and i’m guessing you do too…but saying ‘watch out’ is really unfair to both tim and angela, and having that attitude is also unfair to whoever you date in the future. good luck and stay strong 🙁

    violacea: wah your memory so good hahaha

  • ok, this is not related. but i think i saw you and tim in ichiban boshi just now. u’re so small, and cute =)

  • Just to clarify, Europe is not a country…

  • chrissy: why never say hi!

    spanishgirl: argh i know 🙁 i’m always getting corrected on this! i know europe isn’t a country but when I answered this question I was thinking more of places to go than specific countries 😛

  • I was sitting near the entrance, both of you walked damn fast passing behind me. and time’s running out, another 5mins we’ll have to pay for an extra hour of parking fee (wana save rm2 wtf) i’ll say hi next time ok!

  • spanishgirl: just to clarify, a spanish girl is called a spaniard WTF.

    aud: can you please not spread lies about how we met?

  • yes please do eyeliner tutorial! i think your wtf is contagious, look how many people up there use wtf WTF

  • would like to meet you and say hi someday! you are cute and im short too =(

  • yes your wtf is really contagious
    i keep using it nowadays
    only online lah
    then people think ive suddenly become vulgar -___-

  • yay you reply so long for my question! *weeps* so touched wtf. but i’m not in high school, i’m in uni! i don’t feel ugly la but i feel like life still sucks with adjusting to the workload and i am not popular AT ALL. any tips for uni then? or you just confident when you look good ar? (i think you said this b4 wtf)

  • T____________T I realized almost everything you answered is sth I would answer also T___________T

  • hahah.. u wtf a lot.. u re cute.. funny.. and i like reading ur blog!!

    so true about what u said…
    “Tell you first – whatever that guy is doing and wherever he ends up in the future, he’ll never find anyone better than you and you’ll always find someone better. True story wtf.”

  • ok next i have to ask him if you snore 😛

  • Hi there, and no, I am not making fun of your name, my name’s Audrey too… Saw you in 1 of XX’s blogs and decided to see your blog and I like it!

    Despite same name, I think you are way cuter than me ^.^

    Looking forward to read your new blogs~!

  • Lol… BNN tutup kedai for awhile wtf. don’t know weh~ I tied chun li the other day and then i woke up looking like a lion with untrimmed mane #FML.

  • I’m a HUGE SK fan too. I think I’ve read MOST of this books (50+ novels is nothing to sneeze at) and am catching up on the rest. =D

  • my friend was at this shop in melb the other day, and she saw a shirt with a really good comeback for ‘petite’ people…

    “im not short, im fun size!”

    …you should use this next time! 😛

  • tze: what? we met through pugin what wtf *denial

    kayjen: hahaha i haven’t figured out how to hold the eyeliner and take pics at the same time!

    kerr: yay please say hi!

    zihwye: HAHAHA suddenly become vulgar

    sj: i know what you mean abuot the workload 🙁 but why does it matter whether you’re popular or not? besides bragging rights i don’t think there’s anything much you get from that.. compared to having close friends who love you 🙂

    angie: hahaha yea like best time is in japan T___________T

    goingkookies: haha it’s true! did that happen to you too wtf

    KY: WOI DON’t HAHA

    audrey: hi audrey! thanks for reading i will work hard wtf *touched

    vox: cos ur hair too thick isit!

    huai bin: we should exchange books1!

    sarah: haha ok *memorizes

  • tze:
    Excuse me, I know my English is not perfect, at all. But Spaniard is a noum and Spanish is an adjective, so if I want to point that I’m a girl and I’m Spanish I need to use an adjetive. Anyways, I wasn’t trying to be mean or anything. If you see someone saying Asia is a country you find it weird, nothing wrong with that

  • way to go spanishgirl! i feel you.

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