As we follow up with the life of Aud, here are your latest stories.

Yet another half assed post! i really love my lazy blog posts.

*waits for you to say you love them too

I think I should change the post category to Half Assed Aud lol.

We’ve only been back from the States for a week so these are just some things I’ve been up to.

Nothing much.  JUST HAVING THE SHITTIEST STREAK OF LUCK OF MY LIFE THAT’S ALL.

Couple of stories to share to boost your sense of schadenfreude.

The other day I was having dinner with Fatty and Nuffies Rina, Mimi, Lilian, Angie and Esther at Marutama in Fahrenheit, only my favorite restaurant ever.

The waitress managed to knock over my entire cup of hot tea into my lap T__________T

I shrieked and jumped up but somehow my chair was blocked from the back and I could only freeze there (not literally wtf) while hot tea gushed down my legs T______T

I was so angry and upset because the staff were quite incompetent leh!  There were tears in my eyes cos of the pain wtf and the waitress rushed over with a cloth to try to wipe one of my legs while in her other hand she held the metal pot of tea dangerously close to my other leg WTF where can like that!!!!

Then one of the other staff, I think the manager or one of the chefs or something tried to get me to apply tea tree oil on my legs wtf.  I didn’t think tea tree oil would work because I use it for pimples wtf so I told her I don’t think it can work.  But she insisted saying it was Chinese medicine  I stared at the bottle there was nothing Chinese about it!?!?

(although I just googled – yea tea tree oil is supposed to be good for minor burns wtf)

Then they gave me an ice pack and left me alone while I wiped myself and put ice on my thighs wtf and applied burn medicine Angie and Mimi rushed out to buy for me.

And that was it.  No compensation or offer to cover our meal or anything.

I acknowledge that it was a genuine while incompetent mistake.  But at that point, especially cos I didn’t know about the tea tree oil, I felt they could have done more to make me feel better lo.  Seriously a move to give us a free meal or something to show your regret this happened? Or even if the person in charge there (manager, chef whatever) to come out and say sorry? But nothing.   The lady only tried to scold me into using the tea tree oil wtf.

I think I’ve met the owner who’s Japanese before and I doubt as the owner he’d let this happen on his watch lo!  Someone show this post to him please.

Incident number 2 was this:

Seriously T________T

I was at the airport last Friday and I saw this man walking toward me wheeling a trolley full of suitcases.  I made a slight detour to avoid getting into his path and kept walking.

I was looking the other way when suddenly…. the fucking idiot rammed his trolley right into me, rolling over my toe and ripping half my toenail off. T________T

Some more his inertia kept him rolling and didnt even stop until his fucking shoulder hit MY shoulder.

People like this should be locked up at home!!!!!!!!!!

Worst part is, when his shoulder hit me only he realized he actually hit me WTF.  Because the entire time he was walking, his head was turned 90 degrees to the side while he checked out duty free store displays.

And he had the gall to look at me all surprised like where did I come from and irritated that I bumped into him WTFFFF OAIEAELJEALJALGAQLQA

I wanted to shout “ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND” but the pain ensured that I whined in a teary voice instead “you blind ahhhhh” while shoving the asshole off my foot.

I think he walked away affronted like he’s the victim for getting pushed some more.  Fucking menace to society!!!!

Wrapped the damn toe up in a Sleeping Beauty bandaid (pain and cuteness are not mutually exclusive wtf) and suffered the entire weekend in Tokyo.

Yes I was there but only for a weekend to meet #addiction for work related stuff!!  Shortest trip ever D:

Oh yea and there Cheesie stepped on my injured foot also lol fml.

Both outfits from EMODA! Including the Addiction shirts so apt right!  The shoes Cheesie’s wearing was also EMODA and something she helped me buy earlier but thanks to Dangerous Idiot With Trolley I couldn’t wear closed toe shoes. 

Later only we reveal why we were in Tokyo… but it has to do with this!

Pack die me lolol.  But I learned so much doing this already ahahaha.  Foruchizu says thank you!!

Stay tuned!

Oh yea I also fixed a Hello Kitty air freshener to the car dashboard so it can stare at Fatty when I’m away. LOL.

Someone on Instagram commented “overly attached air freshener” I LOLed hahahah.

Got it at a random shop selling cute stuff at San Jose btw.  Some rabid person threw a fit on Formspring and called me selfish because I didn’t answer her question on where I got this fast enough -_____- so there you go!  Go and buy it!  Hope your car smell makes you spasm!

Unpacked!  Can’t believe I went to Japan with one teeny carryon bag.  Who does that!  Serve me right I had to sit on it to shut it wtf.

Tidied my accessories 😀 Those are all either rings or earrings.

Taken in Vegas!  Kind of sick of my hair actually god give me courage to take off my extensions and go short!!! Meeting Hikky this Wednesday :3