So this all happened within the same day.
I got into my first car accident which involved another human being, and not just a wall, or gate. Or boulder.
Anyway for some reason, the government decided to close the roads near our house for an event on a weekday -_- I also dunno why don’t ask so much insanity can be infectious wtf.
Anyway because of it, 5 lanes of cars had to detour and squeeze into two lanes and there I was, cursing and struggling with the best of them.
I was inching along, when I suddenly saw that I was dangerously close to this car in front of me who was also to my left. My heart jumped and I hurriedly stomped on the brakes.
So hard that the impact disguised the fact that I’d actually already hit the car when I jammed on the brakes. T_______T
The car in front of me proceeded to veer a bit to the side of the road and parked. The guy in it got out, and inside my own car, I bitched at him for being such an inconsiderate asshole stopping on the road, as though there’s not enough cars jamming the road already WTF.
To give you a little background to our positions, his car was on the left edge of the road and my car was to the right of him. So when he got out of his car (we’re right hand drive, foreign readers), he tried to squeeze past my car, to get to the back to view the damage.
I still didn’t know I’d hit him. He was signaling to me to stop my car, but I tsked him and continued trying to inch past him. I thought he was trying to get me to stop so he could walk safely without my car cornering him and I thought, what a selfish bastard. HAHAHAHAHA.
He finally lost patience and slammed his palm on my car bonnet, shouting STOP YOUR CAR!!!! after I managed to nudge him in the thighs with the nose of my car.
I shouldn’t laugh but… HAHAHAHAHAHHA. I don’t know what he did in his past life to deserve meeting me.
He signaled furiously to me to wind down my car window. Truth be told, I was already angry at being shouted at, and a little scared after Ooib and Sherlyn’s episode and reading so many horror stories of road hijackings that I didn’t want to roll down my window at all. But traffic was at a standstill so I thought I’d better see what he wanted.
I rolled my window down ONE INCH and yelled, “WHAT!?”
He said, “YOU HIT MY CAR!!!”
I said, “Oh. Really?”
So that was my first ever accident! We settled it and I’m a few hundred bucks poorer now aih.
To be fair, there wasn’t even a dent! I must have braked the moment I hit him so there was hardly any damage, just some scratches to the paint. And when I rubbed the flakes on my car later, they fell off right away. But ok la my fault I shaddup.
Supergluing my hands
Hi these were my hands on Friday night.
I was opening a new tube of Superglue to glue back the bow of my Hello Kitty hipster frames.
1. I didn’t even want the frames T.T It was a present from a blogshop
2. When the frames arrived, the bow had already fallen off wtf.
3. Decided to fix the bow back and ended up spilling glue all over my hands AND the carpet.
DIY project is so not worth it wtf. I ended up throwing the frames away.
I was so surprised by all the glue I didn’t know what to do! I ended up wiping my hands on my legs from habit WTF.
So I had glue on my hands, the carpet AND my legs. Don’t know what I did in my past life to be reborn with this brain.
It was so much that my fingers were totally coated with it! When I put my hands under running water, I couldn’t feel the water at all WTF because the glue had become a sort of glove. D:
Did you know Superglue BURNS carpets though!? I looked down to see the patch of carpet fizzing and bubbling WTF. I reached down to pinch the bubbles and burst them but they were hot! Burned me even through my glue-coated fingers dammit. I guess this is what is called a chemical burn?
Fatty was totally unflappable throughout though! When I got into the accident, I called him and told him and he just said “okay.” When I Superglued my hands, he just sighed and went off to google ‘superglue removal methods’.
Kids, always remember – marry a man with a high tolerance for dumbness.