Day of Suay

So this all happened within the same day.

Car accident

I got into my first car accident which involved another human being, and not just a wall, or gate.  Or boulder.

Anyway for some reason, the government decided to close the roads near our house for an event on a weekday -_- I also dunno why don’t ask so much insanity can be infectious wtf.

Anyway because of it, 5 lanes of cars had to detour and squeeze into two lanes and there I was, cursing and struggling with the best of them.

I was inching along, when I suddenly saw that I was dangerously close to this car in front of me who was also to my left.  My heart jumped and I hurriedly stomped on the brakes.

So hard that the impact disguised the fact that I’d actually already hit the car when I jammed on the brakes. T_______T

The car in front of me proceeded to veer a bit to the side of the road and parked.  The guy in it got out, and inside my own car, I bitched at him for being such an inconsiderate asshole stopping on the road, as though there’s not enough cars jamming the road already WTF.

To give you a little background to our positions, his car was on the left edge of the road and my car was to the right of him.  So when he got out of his car (we’re right hand drive, foreign readers), he tried to squeeze past my car, to get to the back to view the damage.

I still didn’t know I’d hit him.  He was signaling to me to stop my car, but I tsked him and continued trying to inch past him.  I thought he was trying to get me to stop so he could walk safely without my car cornering him and I thought, what a selfish bastard. HAHAHAHAHA.

He finally lost patience and slammed his palm on my car bonnet, shouting STOP YOUR CAR!!!! after I managed to nudge him in the thighs with the nose of my car.

I shouldn’t laugh but… HAHAHAHAHAHHA.  I don’t know what he did in his past life to deserve meeting me.

He signaled furiously to me to wind down my car window.  Truth be told, I was already angry at being shouted at, and a little scared after Ooib and Sherlyn’s episode and reading so many horror stories of road hijackings that I didn’t want to roll down my window at all.  But traffic was at a standstill so I thought I’d better see what he wanted.

I rolled my window down ONE INCH and yelled, “WHAT!?”

He said, “YOU HIT MY CAR!!!”

I said, “Oh.  Really?”

So that was my first ever accident!  We settled it and I’m a few hundred bucks poorer now aih.

To be fair, there wasn’t even a dent!  I must have braked the moment I hit him so there was hardly any damage, just some scratches to the paint.  And when I rubbed the flakes on my car later, they fell off right away.  But ok la my fault I shaddup.

Supergluing my hands



Hi these were my hands on Friday night.

I was opening a new tube of Superglue to glue back the bow of my Hello Kitty hipster frames.

1. I didn’t even want the frames T.T It was a present from a blogshop

2. When the frames arrived, the bow had already fallen off wtf.

3. Decided to fix the bow back and ended up spilling glue all over my hands AND the carpet.

DIY project is so not worth it wtf.  I ended up throwing the frames away.

I was so surprised by all the glue I didn’t know what to do!  I ended up wiping my hands on my legs from habit WTF.

So I had glue on my hands, the carpet AND my legs.  Don’t know what I did in my past life to be reborn with this brain.

It was so much that my fingers were totally coated with it!  When I put my hands under running water, I couldn’t feel the water at all WTF because the glue had become a sort of glove. D:

So this was my Friday night activity ^^

Did you know Superglue BURNS carpets though!?  I looked down to see the patch of carpet fizzing and bubbling WTF.  I reached down to pinch the bubbles and burst them but they were hot!  Burned me even through my glue-coated fingers dammit.  I guess this is what is called a chemical burn?

Fatty was totally unflappable throughout though!  When I got into the accident, I called him and told him and he just said “okay.”  When I Superglued my hands, he just sighed and went off to google ‘superglue removal methods’.

Kids, always remember – marry a man with a high tolerance for dumbness.

  • Chee Ching

    I kena superglue before too! And it hardened. So scared my skin will tearoff. 🙁

  • Fourfeetnine

    Ya me too! Quite scary!

  • MeowMeow Qian

    hahhahaha becareful next time ! :DD

  • Josephin

    You can use nail polish remover to remove the superglue but it’s gonna hurt when u rub excessively on ur skin.

  • Nicole Chang

    wow dint know that superglue cn burn carpet o_O so scary. Becareful next time!

  • jacquelinekhoo

    Take care Audrey! 🙂

  • Kim

    Far out man I also hate merging.. just the other day when I was returning from work some stupid woman try to squeeze in in front of me even though I am clearly the one who had the right of way. She even gave me that look because I didn’t notice her speeding up from behind to overtake me in a small arse space -_-. Screw her argh!! I nearly ended up in the same situation as you -_- Please take care next time! Be alert and never trust other drivers =o=

  • QiuQiu

    AHAHA. Why am i laughing at all your sway-happenings. Lolol. I bet Tim is like used to it already lolol.

  • grace

    i thought he wont ask for compensation because u look cute =P

  • Chibidwee

    Did you get it on your ring too?

  • MEW

    Superglues melt lots of different materials: some plastics, cotton, wool, styrofoam, etc. That is why you have to be extra careful while crafting or diy-ing. Also, superglues are a great first aid. If you have a cut that is small, you can just close it with superglues. Prevents infection too. The compound is similar to surgical skin glues.

  • Jen

    i love your final punchline hahaha actually i’m very much like you also but unlike you i always try to hide it and not share it with anyone bcuz i scared people judge me. i care abt what ppl think too much 🙁

  • Jen

    oh i haven’ finished my comment! didnt know enter means send. anyway i’m glad to read this and to realise that there is someone out there who is like me and we both so happen to have very tolerant, patient and understanding boyfriends (in yr case husband). we make their lives interesting this is what i think hmph :p

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  • ohfishiee

    out of the unluckiness, you are lucky to be Mrs. Tiah! 😀 He is soooo naisee

  • cindyrina

    gosh!!! mine was horror when people behind me honking and I got slammed and bullied by car in front of me because he thought I honk at him…my finger don’t even touch the honk…stupid man!!! glad you are fine Aud!

  • misskatv

    hahaha. you’re so brave!

  • Fourfeetnine

    Yea I’m lucky where it counts!

  • Fourfeetnine

    No luckily!!! I took off my engagement ring so I only have my wedding ring on too

  • Fourfeetnine

    No I think he thought I was a bimbo who can’t drive T.T he’s right wtf

  • Fourfeetnine

    I think he’s a bit frustrated he fell in love with me hahahahaha

  • Charmaine Pua

    Wow burned the carpet?! Luckily your hands are still ok leh

  • FionaChan

    LOL your suay-ness is around the same as mine. My first accident was scarier and more serious than yours D:

  • dianne

    I love it “marry a man with a high tolerance for dumbness”!! best ever=)

  • Gypsy On The Move

    Told myself I should not laugh at you. But I laughed. A little. Be more careful next time k, Aud? 🙂

  • littlestitch

    I din know that superglue will burn carpet. I guess sometimes in life… Being blur/dumb has its advantages like marrying a super nice husband who is willing to protect and pamper you. 🙂

  • Irene

    I got into a car accident once too.. TT-TT
    So traumatic ah! The malay lady keep on screaming at me and I got bullied into paying RM300 for her bumper(actually not that serious) And after that I emo for so long and lost my confidence as a driver.
    I think that you’re a very strong person to laugh it off! :’)

  • Fourfeetnine

    No I think he just had to get used to it no choice hahahha

  • Fourfeetnine

    Haha ok!

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  • Fourfeetnine

    Then like that your suay level is higher!

  • Fourfeetnine

    Ya no serious burns on my hand!

  • Fourfeetnine

    There’s a fine line between brave and stupid.

  • Fourfeetnine

    Glad you’re ok too!

  • Fourfeetnine

    HAhhaHa ya we do!

  • Cecilia Ho

    I guess acetone/ nail polishing would help.

  • Poh Huai Bin

    Sorry to hear that Aud! But great job nudging him with your car hahaha that made me laugh out loud! 😀

  • Fourfeetnine

    Hahahahahah he was so angry ok!

  • Poh Huai Bin

    Yeah sorry to hear about that part. Glad you’re okay though. 😀

  • Esther

    now i know this is one method of removing superglue. hehe.

  • shasha

    omg i know i’m not supposed to laugh when i was read u’r post but you are too cute aud~ especially in the end when you said about marry a man with a high tolerance for dumbness *lol*
    I hope you can remove all the glue from u’r carpet and I feel sorry for u’r car accident..luckily you are okay 🙂

  • TechnologySet this si good site Ya me too! Quite scary!

  • Priyanka

    I got superglued before too while doing school project. my friends scared me that it wouldn’t get away for few days 🙁 luckily only get it on small area, but still experience the stiffness at my hand :s

  • Huiwen Yang

    HAHHAHAHA #audreystupiak

  • Fourfeetnine

    Says the person who drink sick people’s water!!!