So I’ve been laying off my contact lenses in preparation for my LASIK next week!!!
Read up articles and articles about LASIK, talked to loads of people who have done it and all said they didn’t regret it, found that nobody has gone blind from LASIK before, contemplated a lot, and finally decided to go ahead with it.
I actually probably wouldn’t have considered it if my night vision hadn’t gotten so bad. T___T
Every time I drive at night and a car comes from the opposite direction, it’s like there’s a rave going on WTF.
Enlarging contacts don’t usually come with astigmatism and night refraction-reducing powers and it’s quite ridiculous if I wear contacts then night glasses on top some more right wtf. So ok lo do it while I have the chance.
Is it bad that my key concern is not being able to wear cosmetic contact lenses after surgery? :X :X
Yea for three months at least (or maybe forever who knows), I will bare my naked irises to you. You all confirm feel cheated one haih ya lo my eyes are not actually that big I just have contact lenses on.
But if Ena Matsumoto can do it why I cannot! (yea I also don’t believe I compared myself to her. Hahahahaha)
But then her irises are not as small as mine. T____T Dunno why mine are so small and my eye sockets so big I hate them for making me look perpetually surprised. I even googled for eyeball tattoo ok WTF to check if there’s any procedure that can give you permanently bigger irises HAHAHAHA. (got but super gross one).
Maybe have to change makeup style la see how for sure cannot be cute anymore *plucks up courage
But I figure I have to lay off contacts at some point. I’ve been wearing them for twelve years now and I’m getting tired of the extra care I need to take, and the lack of oxygen wtf. And if don’t wear contacts have to wear glasses which is even worse. Plus I left my glasses in Bali WTF. Also my retainer FTS. AND my Clarisonic just kill me now.
So anyway I’ve been putting off all appointments this week because I’m in full nerd mode.
Nothing can save me when I wear glasses so I didn’t bother and went out to Pavilion for dinner with Fatty and his brother in a ponytail, no makeup and ratty tshirt and shorts lolol.
Fatty asked, “what if someone sees you and goes ‘wah why this Fourfeetnine look like this in real life one’?”
I said, “First of all they probably cannot recognize me. And if they do, I’ll say ‘who is this Fourfeetnine?’ And if they say, but isn’t that Tim next to you, I’ll say, no this is not Tim, this is Mimothy.” WTF.
Fatty’s brother said, “Hahaha no really, you not scared somebody will see you meh?”
I said, “nobody goes to Pavilion on weekdays! If weekend I’ll just shut myself up at home. It’s okay one.”
A few minutes later when we were waiting for the elevator to the carpark.
“HI AUDREY! HI TIM!”
Fatty: “Oh hello!”
Me: “Oh dammit.”