Hmph wanted to blog about this but Fatty stole my content. >:(
Anyway I’ve been having loads of very vivid dreams lately. The other day I had an extremely long and realistic dream in which Fat Her and Mummy Ooi were getting a divorce WTF. I guess all my childhood fears are still deeply entrenched in me cos I woke up from the dream in tears. ಠ_ಠ But I also vaguely remember thinking in the dream that maybe if I cried enough they wouldn’t go through with it hahahahaha.
Don’t wanna elaborate too much cos it makes me feel sad wtf. 🙁
But then a few days ago I had a dream that made up for it! This is the conversation I had with Fatty about it.
*Fatty comes home from work and comes into our room
Me: *waking up from an afternoon nap* Fatty!
Fatty: Wah good life huh! Sleeping while your husband works to put food on the table huh!
Me: *ignores* I just had one of the best dreams ever!
Fatty: What what?
Me: I dreamed that I was at my (parents’) house. And my house wasn’t renovated yet, so it had like this shallow wet area to wash clothes and do wet work in. And I had a small pet elephant!!!
Me: And the elephant is damn cute! It’s damn small and round but quite heavy. It had a pink ribbon tied around its neck some more. Then the backside is like a basketball like that. In the dream I was carrying it but I accidentally dropped it into a bucket of water and when it fell you can see the big round ass sticking up. I thought it was hurt but then it happily splashed around in the water. Apparently it likes taking baths. AHAHAH damn cute.
Me: Such a nice dream such a nice dream….
10 minutes later…
Fatty: Do you know that our neighbors have a cat?
Me: When did you go to our neighbors house?
Fatty: When you were sleeping.
Me: WOW SO MUCH HAPPENED WHEN I WAS SLEEPING. I had an elephant, the neighbor had a cat….