This post was written some time ago! Now only can publish. Up to you to figure out how long I am now wtf. This is the story of how we found out I was pregnant.
My period had been late two weeks but I still didn’t really think I could be pregnant. I was under the assumption that if you’re pregnant you start throwing up right away wtf.
So I just bought the test to ascertain I wasn’t so I could tell the doctor wtf. In fact, I was so sure I wasn’t that when I was buying the test I also bought an ovulation kit for the fun of it to check if I really ovulated wtf. (due to my condition, PCOS)
I peed on the stick and waited for the windows to absorb the pee.
Saw the line appear on the first window and thought, ‘well that’s that.” And turned away to get toilet paper wtf.
Got my toilet paper, looked back at the stick and saw… TWO LINES.
My first reaction was to shake the stick and see if the lines would move WTF. And the first thing I said was exactly the same thing I said when Fatty proposed: “REAL ONE OR NOT?”
So. My hand started shaking wtf. I called Fatty to bring the box into the bathroom so I could check what two lines meant. Fatty handed me the box and I stared at the instructions.
“Fatty I think I’m pregnant.”
“No la cannot be.”
“No really you see what the box says.”
“Are you sure those are two lines? Not a watermark or something?”
Then when it sank into him, he silently went to his computer and googled pregnancy symptoms. And didn’t talk much for like half an hour hahahahaha.
Why like this! I’m the mommy why is he more in shock than me lolol.
We called our respective parents and told them the (tentative) good news and Fatty’s mom started going on about how this tree in her garden never bloomed but it suddenly bloomed a few days ago so she thought it was a good omen of things to come WTF.
Both sides are very happy of course but I think the Oois were in a bit of shock lol.
So how has the first trimester been so far?
First week actually, I think I’m only about 5 weeks in so far.
1. No morning sickness yet, although I do get horribly nauseous most of the time. I have no idea if this is morning sickness! I’m not throwing up (thankfully) but I’m hungry and gassy all the time so it could just be the gas making me nauseous. The second (literally) I open my eyes in the morning – usually because I have to pee – I feel a wave of nausea over me and I’m terrified I’ll puke. I have to force myself to eat something right away, and then the nausea abates a bit but it never quite goes away. I don’t feel like I will really puke but my stomach is still queasy and churning all the time. 🙁
2. Hungry all the time. Oh my god I feel like a fucking whale. I get hungry every 2-3 hours regardless of what I eat. At the same time, I feel sick thinking of most foods and the only thing I feel like taking is liquids… and spicy foods wtf. BODY Y U SO STUPID.
Since I wrote this, I still get hungry but only because I seem to have lost all appetite. I mostly eat to not be hungry now so I eat teeny portions just to be full, then get hungry soon after. I don’t really have food cravings, but I got lots of food aversions! I can’t stand Japanese food now, especially the thought of sashimi (shocker cos it used to be my favorite food in the world) and keep wanting to drink clear Chinese style soup, and eat veggies and fruits hahaha super healthy. I can’t stand the smell of meat and fish though so I’m like on a semi vegetarian diet now. And water makes me nauseous fts so I’m existing on 100 plus, milk …and water tinged with Ribena. The upside to this is that Fatty lets me pick what to eat nearly every meal now HAHAHA.
3. Peeing a lot. Not sure why, but feel thirstier now more than ever. And every time I take a glass of water I have to go to the toilet TWICE. Very horrible cos unless I drank a lot of water and didn’t go before bed I don’t wake up in the middle of the night to pee. Now I wake up without fail every night, and when I go, it’s usually only a half full bladder wtf. Very not worth it. It’s like having a UTI but at least without the pain and fever.
4. Boobs are damn big. HAHAHAHA. Ok la not Pamela Anderson big but shocking enough wtf. I always wanted bigger boobs but now that I have em… I think they make me look fat wtf. Cannot make up my mind.
(blog cut short need to eat again WTF)