This post was written some time ago! Now only can publish. Up to you to figure out how long I am now wtf. This is the story of how we found out I was pregnant.
My period had been late two weeks but I still didn’t really think I could be pregnant. I was under the assumption that if you’re pregnant you start throwing up right away wtf.
So I just bought the test to ascertain I wasn’t so I could tell the doctor wtf. In fact, I was so sure I wasn’t that when I was buying the test I also bought an ovulation kit for the fun of it to check if I really ovulated wtf. (due to my condition, PCOS)
I peed on the stick and waited for the windows to absorb the pee.
Saw the line appear on the first window and thought, ‘well that’s that.” And turned away to get toilet paper wtf.
Got my toilet paper, looked back at the stick and saw… TWO LINES.
My first reaction was to shake the stick and see if the lines would move WTF. And the first thing I said was exactly the same thing I said when Fatty proposed: “REAL ONE OR NOT?”
HAHAHA.
So. My hand started shaking wtf. I called Fatty to bring the box into the bathroom so I could check what two lines meant. Fatty handed me the box and I stared at the instructions.
“Fatty I think I’m pregnant.”
“No la cannot be.”
“No really you see what the box says.”
“Are you sure those are two lines? Not a watermark or something?”
Then when it sank into him, he silently went to his computer and googled pregnancy symptoms. And didn’t talk much for like half an hour hahahahaha.
Why like this! I’m the mommy why is he more in shock than me lolol.
We called our respective parents and told them the (tentative) good news and Fatty’s mom started going on about how this tree in her garden never bloomed but it suddenly bloomed a few days ago so she thought it was a good omen of things to come WTF.
Both sides are very happy of course but I think the Oois were in a bit of shock lol.
So how has the first trimester been so far?
First week actually, I think I’m only about 5 weeks in so far.
1. No morning sickness yet, although I do get horribly nauseous most of the time. I have no idea if this is morning sickness! I’m not throwing up (thankfully) but I’m hungry and gassy all the time so it could just be the gas making me nauseous. The second (literally) I open my eyes in the morning – usually because I have to pee – I feel a wave of nausea over me and I’m terrified I’ll puke. I have to force myself to eat something right away, and then the nausea abates a bit but it never quite goes away. I don’t feel like I will really puke but my stomach is still queasy and churning all the time. 🙁
2. Hungry all the time. Oh my god I feel like a fucking whale. I get hungry every 2-3 hours regardless of what I eat. At the same time, I feel sick thinking of most foods and the only thing I feel like taking is liquids… and spicy foods wtf. BODY Y U SO STUPID.
Since I wrote this, I still get hungry but only because I seem to have lost all appetite. I mostly eat to not be hungry now so I eat teeny portions just to be full, then get hungry soon after. I don’t really have food cravings, but I got lots of food aversions! I can’t stand Japanese food now, especially the thought of sashimi (shocker cos it used to be my favorite food in the world) and keep wanting to drink clear Chinese style soup, and eat veggies and fruits hahaha super healthy. I can’t stand the smell of meat and fish though so I’m like on a semi vegetarian diet now. And water makes me nauseous fts so I’m existing on 100 plus, milk …and water tinged with Ribena. The upside to this is that Fatty lets me pick what to eat nearly every meal now HAHAHA.
3. Peeing a lot. Not sure why, but feel thirstier now more than ever. And every time I take a glass of water I have to go to the toilet TWICE. Very horrible cos unless I drank a lot of water and didn’t go before bed I don’t wake up in the middle of the night to pee. Now I wake up without fail every night, and when I go, it’s usually only a half full bladder wtf. Very not worth it. It’s like having a UTI but at least without the pain and fever.
4. Boobs are damn big. HAHAHAHA. Ok la not Pamela Anderson big but shocking enough wtf. I always wanted bigger boobs but now that I have em… I think they make me look fat wtf. Cannot make up my mind.
(blog cut short need to eat again WTF)
Comments (87)
Congrats! You’re lucky you don’t get severe morning sickness. 😉 I hope all is well with you and the baby, and don’t forget to eat healthily. 😀
Congrats!! ^^
Congratulations! What a blessing! I hope you and Cheesie start a clothing line for babies!
OMG!! I am so happy for you! Congratulations of course mommy to be 😉
Congrates!
Congrats Audrey! Hope you feel alright xx
congrats aud 😀 x
I think you’re… in your 2nd trimester since Asians usually don’t announce til then. I’m glad you’re not throwing up and that you’re craving fruits and veggies! My aunt ate a ton of meat during her pregnancy and her baby ended up fat and she had a tiring and long labor.nnGood thing you don’t want sashimi but just make sure not to eat too much fish – too much mercury causes deformity in the baby
My instinct told me u r xpecting BB Boy…woohoooo
Congratulations! I don’t know why…when you blogged about baby clothes I sort of guessed that you might be pregnant. So happy for you! Can’t wait to see you blog about your baby in the future. nnSomewhat silent reader here…I feel like I’ve seen you though all your milestones in life since reading you from your Mt Holyoke days…hahaha.
Your are lucky to not have morning sickness. Saw my friend vomit the hell out of her when she pregnant for the first time.
Congrats Audz and Tim! I also have pcos so I know it must be a relief for you to know you are healthy! Well done and keep up the good work.
Congrats Audz and Tim! I also have pcos so I know how relieved you must be to know you are healthy! Keep up the good work. 🙂
Congratulations, Aud and Tim~ So happy for you after read your blog post about this~
(blog cut short need to eat again WTF) <— HAHAHAHAHA!!!! nnCongrats Aud!! Happy for you!!! 😀
Congrats!! 😀
if it’s a girl, baby Dash could date her and your grandchildren will be so beautiful! HAHA I’m only joking 😀 Congratulations AudTim, we’re all delighted about the news 🙂
Hahaahha very hard long distance!
Congrats on your pregnancy! About your constant need to pee, just a suggestion, perhaps you could get your glucose level checked…. Pregnancy may cause gestational diabetes which 1 of the symptom is peeing too much (polyuria)…. 🙂
Congrats!!!! Can foresee you and Tim will be good parents!!! Maybe next time got things that baby say!! Hahaha
Congratulations, Audrey!! You will be the cutest pregnant mommy ever! xx
So happy for you! I hope you get throughthe pregnancy well without too much or none of morning sickness suffering. About sashimi, i dont really know but my doctor advised me not to eat raw meat (please check with your doctor also) . Hope everything goes well!!! <3
HAHA I KNEW ALREADY HA DI HA HA I ALREADY KNEW HA DI HA HA
Congrats!! Take good care or yourself and keep safe!! 🙂 lots of love!!
congrats! wish you a happy pregnancy and a healthy baby 🙂
my sister in law got sick of meat and all in her first trimester. U should feel better when u’re in the second! nnCongrats aud!
guessed you were pregnant when tim tweeted to you about a growth spurt. hehehe. but it doesn’t matter to us how far along you are. healthy baby and aud is what’s important!
omg congrats congrats!! SOO HAPPY FOR YOU!! 😀
Congrats again and enjoy your time together (just you and Tim) while it lasts.
Congrats again and enjoy your time together (just you and Tim) while it lasts. nSorry that was me
Congrats for both of you!nnxoxonWilsonnwww.placesandfoods.com
Congrats for both of you!nnxoxonWilsonnwww.placesandfoods.com
yalah this tim cannot keep secret one >.>
yalah this tim cannot keep secret one >.>
thanks yumi!
thanks yumi!
thanks!
thanks!
thank you!!
thank you!!
which tze is this? no thanks WTF
which tze is this? no thanks WTF
yea you’re definitely not supposed to eat raw meat. so my aversion to sashimi is a good thing haha
yea you’re definitely not supposed to eat raw meat. so my aversion to sashimi is a good thing haha
it was very funny though! hope you ‘grow out’ of your pregnancy woes!
That’s sooo cool!!! Congrats again, and i am so happy to find one of my fav blogger is pregnant with me exactly the same time :Dnwish you all the best 🙂
thanks! i already did a blood test and i don’t think i’m anywhere near developing diabetes which will only happen much later in pregnancy i think. the frequent peeing is one of the most common signs of early pregnancy leh.
thanks!
haha thanks!
thank you!!