Fcukenathan! My facial cleanser is missing! Either: (a) someone nicked it from the bathroom where it was nestling between my…
Author / Audrey
I never thought I would find a cartoon more demented than Happy Tree Friends. But apparently there are more deranged…
Wheeeeee!! Let it snow let it snow let it snow! Yesterday it snowed the whole day! For Aud the Jakun,…
My tooth is chipped again. This is the third time it has been chipped. Okay, Ruth, Min and Hsin, you…
Something has happened that is putting a big cheesy grin on my face. But because I’m a secret biatch, I…
I am not done agonizing!! *continues tearing hair out* HOW THE FUKC CAN I BE SO BLOODY STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!? *drops on…
WAHAHAHAHAAH I AM BACK! Due to:- (a) Only boringness happening in life (b) Lack of inertia to blog (c) Self…
Nails have turned blue. Teeth chattering uncontrollably. This is what I get for eating icecream at 2 degrees Celcius temperature.…
The US elections are underway. Shall it be Bush or Kerry? The shallow idiot in me doesn’t like Kerry cos…
No! What has happened to me?! I have become *gasp* SLOPPY! Today I went to class without washing my face…