I am graduating tomorrow and my hair is the color of iced tea and Bree Hodge.
1. Being a lamppost wtf.
Most of the time I am single, and when I am not I get involved in long distance relationships wtf. So I never have a boyfriend around. Most of my best friends also tend to be very pro-commitment and have relationships that last forever wtf (must learn some tips from them wtf) and so whenever we go out or there are trips guess who is sticking out like a sore thumb wtf.
Can’t remember the number of times I’ve sat in the car backseat and listened to lovers manja to each other / indulge in public displays of affection wtf. Everyone brought partners to the Club’s trip to Port Dickson last year (except me! and Min Li phew), and this year’s Club trip to Redang (if it happens) looks like it’s going to be the same.
But it doesn’t really bother me la. Everyone is very nice to me and showers me with love anyway so I’m good wtf.
2. Being broke wtf.
As far back as I can remember I always have no money wtf. Seriously my financial handling sucks. Pray to god my parents don’t read this while I’m around. Not like they don’t know anyway wtf.
I don’t even think I buy that many things. Like last year I counted and I had enough to buy a Dior bag! But then I dunno what I did and spent it all on clothes and shoes. Honestly =.=
And I’ve been living in poverty this whole semester! I don’t remember buying a single thing this whole year (living in denial wtf) Okay fine maybe a few items here and there but every single one from Forever21 the cheapest store in the world ok (and maybe some from Bebe too la wtf)
But all this living in debt will change from today onwards!
Because look what I got in the mail wtf.
A booklet to teach young alumnae how to handle their finances.
One of the key characteristics of an adult is to have a job wtf.
Very important as well.
And one of the key pieces of advice in the booklet was that gambling is not a reliable source of income WTF HAHAHAHAHAH OF COURSE LA WHO WOULD THINK IT IS HAHAHAHAHAHAH
As further proof of my financial status, here’s a video of Jeannie, Mild and Angela showing off their shopping buys while I look on in envy because while they shopped I wrote my thesis in Starbucks wtf.
Tomorrow Ooib is going to join my parents in Boston and they are going to stay there for 2 days to explore the city while I stay here and prepare my thesis to be handed over to the library and go for Mandatory Commencement Rehearsal at 8am the school is insane.
Anyway I am suddenly very excited about staying in New York City for a month!
I am going to visit every single museum there! Especially the Museum of Modern Art and the Guggenheim MMMMMM I love art museums and science museums and natural history museums and exhibitions and planetariums and aquariums and zoos wtf.
And I really really want to go see a Broadway performance. I have no idea how much the cheapest tickets are though. But I so wanna go now especially after I heard Ooib went to see Evita ARGHHHH and then Fat Her tried to bluff me that they watched Miss Saigon wtf.
But if i can get tickets for say…less than 100 I’m there! wtf.
Wah I’ve been playing so much foosball it’s almost as if I’m trying to turn pro wtf.
(Which will never happen because my reflexes are those of a sloth wtf)
I’ve also been very busy publishing my old entries one by one onto this site from blogdrive. See the sidebar! So many months added ok wtf.
By old I mean 2004-2005!
Everything was so different back then. My blogging style was so different. For starters there were no wtfs. And I was so formal! Type in perfect english wtf. I sounded damn childish but still wanted to act mature I think. Damn poser and pompous ok I cannot stand reading my archives when I read it gives me goosebumps wtf.
And each entry was so short as opposed to my entries now which go on for great lengths and talk about a thousand different things in one.
Like “I did my laundry today and now my clothes smell funny.” End wtf.
What is this! This is a memo note not a blog entry wtf.
And there were a few entries where I said something like:
“Something has happened that is putting a big cheesy grin on my face.
But because I’m a secret biatch, I shall not tell what it is.
Muahahah!!! You have got to be patient!
*giddy giddy*
Those who think you might know what it is, shhhh!”
Seriously damn annoying! Secret biatch WTFOMG. And if I don’t wanna tell my secret then why am I blogging about it! I think I just wanted people to ask me so I could be smug wtf.
And on my birthday in 2005 I wrote this super long and emo entry:
“That one called to wish me happy birthday at 11.30pm on February 10. The first thing he asked me was what time was it because he was scared he was overdue.
I was overcome by dejavu because exactly three years ago, the exact same thing happened. Three years ago, he called at 11.30pm on February 10 all the way from Italy to wish me a happy 17th birthday. And the first thing he asked when I picked up the phone was what time was it because he didn’t want to miss the date either.
Three years have gone by since my 17th and my 20th birthday and so much has changed between us. (Yalah, yalah, I am 20 la but by the next entry I will go back to insisting that I am actually 19).
We have become best friends, then realised we’d fallen in love.
We have gotten together, fought like cats and dogs, and finally broken up.
We tried to repair our friendship by picking up the pieces of our relationship and gluing them back together, minus the romance bits.
We did resume our best friendship, but at a cost, somehow. After we broke up, we continued to fight. We had no rights over each other but we fought anyway. We fought over my right to go clubbing, my right to have certain friends which he didn’t like, fought when we saw each other with a new special someone.
Strangely enough, I don’t think either of us were still in love with the other. What we had had subsided into a more ‘subtle’ love for a best friend. Yet we continued to feel possessive of each other and still felt irritated every time the other did something wrong or stupid.
Once during a midnight heart to heart with Fat Her, he brought up an idea of his that me and that one would someday get back together again. Something about us made Fat Her think that he is my soulmate. Maybe we were not meant for each other at the tender age of 17 or 20 but who knows what would happen in the future? Maybe after maturing and growing up in our separate ways, we would realise we were right for each other after all. Somewhat like the movie “The Way We Were”, he said.
I don’t know if this is my soulmate or not. What I know is we’re at opposite ends of the world now and will most probably not see each other again in the next few years.
This is one person I don’t want to lose touch with. But I am glad for this loss of contact. Maybe after this period, our friendship can finally become a normal one, where we don’t feel the need to yell at the other for things that couples fight over. Maybe we will get back together again. Or maybe this is just a romantic notion on my part because he was my first love. 🙂
I wish him the best in all his endeavours and if/when we meet again let us hopefully resume our friendship again. 🙂 ”
Funny how time changes everything. After I wrote that entry I didn’t see him for three years. When I met him again last August, we instantly clicked and couldn’t stop talking. But I didn’t feel a thing for him, and I don’t think I ever will again. In fact, I wouldn’t even mind much if we lost contact for another three years.
2004-2005 was my first year at Mount Holyoke.
I was enthralled by the snow, which now I hate with a passion.
I wrote about meeting a girl called Angela for the first time and how we both loved pink. And look where we are right now. We’ve lived with each other for two years, even when we could have gotten our own rooms we chose to stay in a double together. We moved to Japan together, travelled to Vancouver, Taipei and Samui together. These days she mostly wears red and I mostly wear white, but together this two colors still make pink.
I talked about how I felt weird every time I saw a guy on campus, but now I hardly notice that most people here are female. (Also because half of them don’t look like women anyway it feels like a coed school ok wtf)
I struggled with calculus concepts and Ancient Chinese history. I had trouble writing a 5 page paper and I remember thinking that anyone who wrote a honors thesis had to be out of their mind because it wasn’t even compulsory. I couldn’t imagine anyone willingly writing a 100 page essay but look at what I achieved this semester 🙂
So this is really the end of an era in my life.
No more classes to go back to this fall.
The next time I come back here will be in two years time for Reunion.
Every time I walk around campus, I keep looking around trying to memorize everything and remember their places.
Not that I know everything damn well la until now still can get lost and still don’t know building names wtf.
I wonder what the next 3 years will bring.
GOD I AM SO BORED
Everyone has left so it’s just me and Ooib here on our own. The Parents Ooi should be living it up in New York right now (thanks a lot Parents while your children stay here and eat instant noodles, fast food and Chinese takeaway everyday wtf)
What have we been doing lately?
1. Going to the bookstore and reading for free wtf.
2. Playing foosball with the world’s crappiest table. Also, involving the world’s crappiest foosball players. (me and Ooib) Who by the way also cheat in the worst ways wtf. I.e. just pick up the ball and place it in front of my man wtf. Or trying to bluff Ooib my score was higher than it was wtf.
3. Trying to sell my old textbook to the bookstore but they said it was worthless so I had to donate it to the prison book reading campaign.
4. Water in Blanchard is free so I filled up a cup mostly with water and then added some pink lemonade to give it a taste and bluffed the cashier it wasn’t a beverage so I could get it for free wtf I’m turning into Suet.
5. Walking my brother to the gym so I could swipe him in just to find out that ITS CLOSED WALK TO THE GYM IN THE DRIZZLE FOR NOTHING HOOOOOOOOOOO
STILL SO BORED OKOK I am gonna make a list of 15 relatively unknown facts about me tagged by MissyElliotcheerio wtf.
1. When my mother was in labor with me I think I had trouble being born or something and out of stress I shat in her womb wtf T_T Not even my first day of my life and I already caused my mother so much trouble T_T
2. I have an unusually strong attachment with objects that have a face on them, and that’s why I still keep every single stuffed animal and Barbie doll I had. That’s also why I refuse to give away/throw away my Hello Kitty humidfier. Got face means got life ok!
3. My favorite animal is the panda.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
4. I have the worst, most unladylike and most childish sense of humor ever. I laugh at all toilet jokes and if anyone mentions farting or shitting wtf I go off into fits of giggles. Mild said I have the mentality of a five-year-old because I laugh at the same things as the kids she babysat for T_T And I always laugh at people’s misfortunes like once when someone told me about her friend’s grandfather who sat in a van that started rolling slowly backwards cos the brake wasn’t set properly, and he got a sense of urgency wtf because he used to be in the army so he jumped out of the car and hit a rock hahahahahahahahahahahaha I have been laughing over this for the past nine months or so wtf.
5. When I was very very young I felt this terrible piercing pain in my petpet wtf and I couldn’t even stand up and thought I would faint. Then I took off my pants and found an ant inside T_______T
6. When I get older I am definitely having botox injections, eye lifts, face lifts etc.
7. I have very little patience with members of the opposite sex. Dunno why also I think I’m quite mean to some of them. I find a very very large number of them to be too emo (having tears is fine but if a guy cries with the uhuk uhuk sound wtf Imma punch them in the fucking face), too clingy, show they like me too much, too stupid wtf, too annoying, too pathetic when they are nothing but nice to me 🙁 And most of them still keep trying to be friends with me even after I shout at them over and over again. I guess I am very mean but I dunno what to do when guys act retarded ok I just lose it 🙁 Maybe I am a closet lesbian wtf.
8. If I sleep with my head flat on the bed without a pillow I will throw up.
9. I was so ugly when I was a kid that during Chinese New Year reunions, my relatives who would usually exclaim over how every kid had grown so tall / pretty / handsome [for eg. to my brother: “Wah ah ne tua han liao hor! (Wah so big already hor?) Chin en tau ko kuan! (So handsome and tall!)” ] But when it came to my turn they would falter and just say “never mind girls don’t need to be so tall it’s okay! And some more she so smart” wtf no mention of my looks at all wtf.
10. Deep down I think I will never get married 🙁 (and I really really want to ok happily ever after wtf)
11. I am a firm believer of “why do today what you can do tomorrow” wtf.
12. I swore a year ago that I would not buy a new bag unless it was a LV Speedy Damier Azur but until today I have not saved up anything for it. As a result I am stuck with a bag that is tearing wtf.
13. I hate jeans.
14. I wonder how I would look with black hair but I am too afraid to dye it black cos then I might end up looking like how I did before and all people would say about me is that I’m smart wtf.
15. I am not an A cup! wtf.
Wah damn hard to think of 15 random facts. As hard as straining to squeeze out a log when you have constipation wtf.
16. We had a fantasy/adventure the other day wtf.
Our heroes decided to have a picnic one day. To get to the juicier blackberries wtf they went through a hedge and found themselves in a different land! wtf.
Stars fell on the bushes and got caught wtf.
It was so pretty that they didn’t want to leave.
“We should explore this place!” they cheered.
Angela met some raccoons which are HER favorite animal.
But billions of blue blistering barnacles what is this? There was a snowstorm alert in the middle of May!
And it really snowed oh holy mama! Every four minutes! Has the world ever seen such a vicious snowstorm wtf.
This was the land our heroes found themselves in wtf. Looks normal…
And prosperous…
But appearances deceive! The castle in this town is hiding a dark secret…
They go to the Old Wise Rat for help, and he gives them each something very special…
A body double for each of them! In case they run into danger they can er use their doubles to fight the baddies wtf. Angela’s double can bite through any wall. Especially if it’s made of cheese.
Mild’s bears an amazing likeness of her wtf. Hers uses its yo-yo to hypnotize baddies so we have time to escape!
Jeannie’s Einstein is needed to think of smart solutions for our mission wtf.
Mine is a flesh-eating cannibal whose favorite meal is boiled toenails seasoned with bile mmmm get out of our way enemies!
To gain entrance into the castle, we first have to defeat the guard dogs! Mild’s special technique is to subdue them with loving kindness wtf.
And then I fight a knight in rusty armor wtf.
But not before getting attacked by creepy Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls! Will our heroes ever make it?
But they do! And they rescue the Damsel in Distress! (That she bears a striking resemblance to Angela is pure coincidence wtf)
And returned her to the welcoming arms of her parents the King and Queen wtf.
“But wait!” says the Damsel. “I’ve left my only companion in that dark musty castle behind!”
So we thunder back to rescue it, like the heroic heroes we are.
And the Damsel and her Baby are reunited!
He is a clear favorite among our heroes.
By and by, our heroes realize that we have spent far too much time in this magical land and it is time for us to return to where we belong. Mount Holyoke. wtf.
So they travel long and far…
Until they arrive at Santa’s Workshop!
“Santa, please help us,” they begged. “We are tired and lost and all we really want to do is go back to Moho for some Philly Cheese Steaks and bacon burgers.”
“Oh you poor things,” said Santa. “Just walk until you see the second star to your right, spin three times and touch your nose with your tongue. But remember, you must think hard about your homes or the spell won’t work.”
So they followed his instructions carefully…
And they were home! But they had also aged a few hundred years wtf.
The End.
The other day we went to the Butterfly Farm (of all places)
I picked out my white top/dress to wear and it rained T3T hence the stockings and boots.
(I really need to stop buying white clothes am I going to a Chinese funeral wtf. Some more everyday wear white makes it look like I’m wearing the same thing over and over again which I am not okay wtf.)
Okay I know I hate nature and all but I forgot how much I was fascinated with bugs when I was younger! Ya seriously don’t know why of all things I was into insects. I even had a long-standing subscription to this kid’s magazine about creepy crawlies ok wtf.
Madagascar hissing cockroaches!
Leaf insects!
While the rest were busy taking pictures of pretty butterflies I was busy taking pictures of roaches wtf. Later only joined them.
We went in and butterflies were flitting all around us!
It was all so pretty that I really forgot who my enemy is (Mother Nature) and declared that I wanted to stay there forever and work there wtf.
Butterflies engaging in the most noble act of all wtf.
A butterfly landed on Mild! How lucky is she!
And then one on Jeannie’s watch!
And then there’s me throwing a tantrum cos no butterfly landed on me.
Sitting as still as rocks so butterflies would land on us wtf.
But to no avail:(
This was a dying butterfly:( I did NOT kill it ar I tell you first wtf.
Its getting its daily intake of sugar.
There were quails too.
So me and Mild spent some time chasing after them trying to get pictures. Mild’s quail looks like a rat hahahahahaha
I was trying to get a good picture with the quail but it kept running away! So I had to crawl after it determinedly wtf.
Us.
And then the most disgusting thing in the world appeared T_________T Dunno what lizard la one of the staff came up with it and Mild, Jeannie and Angie took pictures with it (I think they are out of their minds)
God I can’t even look at that thing properly and she can kiss it!
The staff turned to me to hand the lizard over for my turn in taking pictures but I said hastily “no that’s alright” just look at my face do I look like I want to take a picture with that monster seriously if that thing ever comes into contact with me I will faint and if I ever see a snake I don’t care how big it is I will get a stroke.
I hate all reptiles and amhibians!
Except turtles I love turtles and tortoises I had one called Alfie wtf.
Mild saw a tank labeled “Randolph the Tortoise” is in and she called me over to go look.
And then I went over and gushed over how cute the tortoise was until Mild suddenly realized I was looking at a plastic tortoise decoration in the tank and not at the real tortoise WTF.
The real Randolph.
The imposter! *dun dun dun wtf. In my defense, plastic Randolph looked very realistic ok wtf.
So we’ve waved goodbye to Suet and Shanshan who left on the bus to Boston today:(((( Their flights leave from Logan Airport tomorrow so they’re going today and staying overnight there.
I was okay until I hugged Shanshan goodbye and then it really hit me 🙁 Physical touch always does that to me and then I start bawling T_T
I’m sure I’ll see Suet again but I’m very sure I won’t ever see Shanshan again T______T Unless I come back in 2 years for the first reunion wtf.
(This reminds me that I am very soon going to be an alum WTF sounds so damn old ok what do you think of when you think of alumnae? Bifocals, white hair and wheelchairs wtf.)
No more tutoring Shanshan in Japanese. No more calling her Family because we share a family phone plan. No more scrutinising her face to see which feature is the prettiest wtf cos I still can’t get over how pretty she is.
It’s not just Shanshan.
Very soon there will be no more eating in dining halls and complaining about how the food sucks, yet still taking more food so I won’t be hungry later wtf. No more struggling to wake up for classes no matter how late they start. No more sitting in Mild’s soccer mom car and making fun of it while she drives us back right to our doorstep.
God don’t let me think about it more or it will be my second round of tears today T__________T
So that was the first of the goodbyes and I can’t wait for the rest wtf.
On the bright side, Mummy and Fat Her are flying in on Saturday! But they are going to tour the east coast by themselves first before coming to Mount Holyoke thanks a lot Parents for leaving me and Ooib here bored and alone wtf.
Mild’s family is coming earlier and they’re going on a family trip and so is Angela with her family actually. So that leaves me and Ooib here to entertain ourselves by singing along to the Beatles and laughing at toilet jokes T_T
Ok I think I have decided what I want to do with my life. For the next few months at least wtf.
After graduation, Imma go stay with Carol in New York for a bit and apply for jobs / go for interviews.
Then go to Chicago for a confirmed interview sometime in June (GAWD PLEASE DON’T LET ME SCREW IT UP)
And then go back home to KL. The more I think about it the more I want to go home I suddenly miss it until dunno what T3T
And then find a job somewhere in Asia for a few years.
And then go to grad school!
And then don’t need to get married because I’ll be too busy working and studying so just let me adopt a few dogs and call it a day wtf.
Will update tomorrow cos I just remembered there’s a lot of pictures I haven’t put up byebyebyeebeye
Ok this is to clarify that I did write a post last night but when I clicked publish stupid blorc was down!
So I lost my whole post!
But I don’t mind rewriting because I just got back from my thesis defense AND I PASSED!!!
On the downside, Lipman was late wtf. Nemoto and Datla and I were waiting for him and it turned out he mixed the times up T_T
And then I had to talk about my work on this project and answer all their questions about it.
And then they kicked me out of the room to discuss if it was worthy of honors.
And that was the longest 15 minutes of my life. I wanted to puke and shit at the same time ok damn uncomfortable. And there were like electric shocks coursing through my body I thought I would go crazy and jump up and break the light or something wtf.
But then Lipman opened his door and said “Congratulations Audrey you’re getting honors.”
T_________________T
And then Datla and Nemoto came out and Datla said “you did a very good job” and Nemoto said “omedetou” T__________T
So I’m graduating magna cum laude plus honors for my thesis <3333333333333333
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The day Aud Ooi met Santa!
We were in a store (more about this later) and I turned the corner and came face to face with Santa!
I love Santa ok I always believed in him wtf when I was a kid I read about Rudolph for the first time one Xmas and I ran outside to look at the sky to see if I could see his red nose wtf. And I promise I did! I dunno if I imagined it la ok but I really did see a faint red light blinking above! Maybe it was a plane wtf.
And I always wanted to take pictures with Santas in the mall but need to pay wtf. And everyone knows mall Santas aren’t real anyway.
So when I saw this Santa, my mouth opened wtf and I went up to him and asked “Santa, what are you doing here?”
And he said “this is my workshop.”
Then I sat down next to him and proceeded to bombard him with questions.
“What do you do when it’s not Christmas?”
He said “Christmas is a whole-year event now. There are nearly two billion children in the world today you know.”
I asked “Then what do you do when you can’t get into houses? What if the house has no chimney?”
Santa said “Well then I use my magic key to get in the front door” hahahaha damn cute!
Then I flagged down a passing Jeannie and yelled “Jeannie help me think of more questions for Santa!” since I had him on the spot ok but she ignored me.
I didn’t wanna leave him ok wanna stay with him forever and help him make toys wtf. I think he was a bit wary of this crazed 20+ Asian girl though wtf.
If I could ask for one wish from Santa it’d be that we didn’t have to graduate and separate T_____________T
Yesterday I was listening to Sarah Maclachlan I Will Remember You and I typed in caps to Mild “MILD WILL YOU REMEMBER ME” and she said “calm the fuck down of course I will” wtf hahahaha apparently Angela did the same thing to her too.
We are trying to maximise our time together so the 4 of us seniors went clubbing in Boston.
On the way we listened to Vitamin C Graduation song wtf and all of us cried T_________T
Everyone had to look upwards to avoid makeup running.
Except Jeannie who couldn’t take her eyes off the road.
Sigh how la still 2 weeks to graduation and we’re already crying. Let me just cry for the next 2 weeks wtf.
The four of us.
I don’t know why are we so lucky to meet such people ok but there were so many weird geeky people at Pearl it wasn’t funny wtf.
First there was this drunk guy who kept trying to get into our picture WTF. Then he and his equally drunk friend grabbed Jeannie and pulled her down so she flopped down between them wtf.
Then later he tried to dance with us and Angela and Mild pushed him away and he said “do you know who I am?” WTF like damn big shot ohhhhhhhh.
Later I guess he found a willing victim in this random girl with a big butt who danced with him until they both fell down on the floor WTF and he still tried to sex her on the floor wtf damn disgusting fell on Mild’s foot some more wtf.
Must put more photos of us if not no more chance T3T
Mild and Jeannie.
And then we bumped into Sambo and Brian and Heartburn (not in picture)
I knew we would bump into them! I didn’t call them beforehand cos we wanted a girls night out but out of nowhere they bound up and sling their arms around our shoulders wtf.
Felt a bit bad cos I told Heartburn we didn’t call them cos it was supposed to be girls only but I forgot that Jeannie brought Tommy (guy she likes hoho)
With Tommy and Sambo.
Maybe we kept attracting weirdos the whole night cos we were weird ourselves. We had 2 bottles of water with us and we didn’t want to carry them and dance so we placed them at out feet wtf and Sambo got fed up and put it in his pocket.
Like the guy who kept biting his dog tag while dancing wtf (white tshirt). I made Brian put his own necklace in his mouth to take a picture for comparison wtf.
Dog Tag Guy is friends with the Happiest Guy in the World (blue shirt) who danced with a perpetual gentle smile on his face when you look at him you just know he’s thinking about rainbows and roses wtf.
Me and Brian eating our necklaces. Why is my nose shit green wtf.
Then there was this er plus sized guy wtf who bounded up to the 4 of us and danced like a gorilla why are so lucky T____________T
Somore he kept looking at us expectantly as though he was waiting for us to clap and cheer wtf.
I didn’t dare to look at him in the eye (scared I find total insanity in them wtf) so I looked at Jeannie and Angela who looked as surprised and confused as I was and then I looked at Mild and she was bent over crying wtf hahahahaha cos laugh too much.
Hahahahaha Angela tried to block his face from the camera but I dunno why his tongue is out hahahahahaha
Us.
Playing clapping games in the club wtf.
Sambo wanted in.
With Brian.
Sambo’s brother Samba was there too (when I first met him I thought his name was Simba WTF) and he said to me “this is not summer why are you wearing so little” wtf I will miss them all when I graduate too T_T
And then another guy tried to intrude into our pic again! Damn persistent ok already tried to dance with us earlier and we refused and now here he comes again dahlah so ugly and something wrong with his eyeball position somore wtf.
Group picture ok bye guys see you in never T3T
Okay everyone.
Imma organize a mass prayer for everyone to pray that I get a job ok wtf.
Because I just found out that I owe Mount Holyoke $25 000 to be paid back in 10 years sweet Jesus chilli sauce wtf.
Who said I don’t believe in god huh! I do I do especially in times of trouble mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom let it be wtf.
I don’t know what I believe in. My own religious theory wtf. I believe in reincarnation but I don’t believe that attachment is bad. I like the idea that God is all-loving but at the same time I believe there is more than one god and they all live in a Heaven community above and gossip about the earth the whole day wtf.
But most of the time I think the gods just leave us alone and everything that happens to us is a result of our own actions or chemical/physical reactions wtf.
But whatever desperate times call for desperate measures so let’s all gather up our prayer beads and holy scriptures and chant for my future wtf wtf.
Anyway fourfeetnine.blorc.com is really turning into National Geographic cos here come another bunch of pictures of us and flowers, trees and grass.
Let me assure you that this was not my idea ok wtf. Obviously it was Mild’s/Angela’s but I have to admit the flowers were really beautiful T3T
Cherry blossoms!
Me and Mild were posing for Angela’s camera and I think stupid Mild was trying to push me into the ground wtf. As though I’m not short enough!
Then Angela thought the shot was very cute so she tried to stage a laughing shot with me T3T Here I am laughing in a tired way wtf. すごく大変な ~
Then she tried to do it with Mild too and look hahahahahaha she looks damn bian tai and sneaky hahahahahaahha
Dandelion!
Blowing the dandelion! (and forgetting to make a wish dammit is this why I haven’t got any job replies wtf)
Me and Mild with the cherry blossoms <3
Playing with the yellow flower. There are tons of them on the grass and I don’t even know what flower they are =.=
Shanshan with the sakura.
Angela with the sakura.
Have you ever seen anything so pretty! (the flowers not us although it’s a hard contest wtf)
Damn cheesy but I like!
Me acting all demure.
Me and Shanshan omg I am going to miss her so much too T3T
Shanshan took this of us camwhoring.
Poppies! Can get high ohhhhh wtf.
Here’s all of us staring into the sun and nobody being able to keep their eyes open fully wtf.
We were taking pictures with the sundial! But useless wan no shadow also how to tell time huh huh. (some more got bird sheet in the corner wtf)
Being careful not to put my elbows anywere near the birdshit.
Mild took this picture of us with our respective cameras taking pictures of dandelions! I must say the captions are really accurate wtf.
I finally went to the health center for my stupid fingers T_T
And received some love while I was there wtf. Haha really ok all the nurses/doctors there are so caring and sweet like angels from heaven wtf especially if you’re sick.
My nurse was so fascinated with my height and asked me if my parents are tiny too and what was my weight wtf.
After that was this event held kind of in celebration of the seniors graduating T_T and our inductment into the alumnae association wtf sounds so old T_________T
Mild’s hand wtf. I came late because I was at the health center (and also cos I got lost after that WTF after 4 years here I still get lost on my own campus T_T)
The four of us.
With Leanne (who’s a first year but came sneaking around to steal cookies wtf)
Jeannie. I think right before this picture was taken I looked around at the whole scene everyone around us drinking champagne and having fun and I started crying T____________T
I was the one telling Mild and Angela to suck it up whenever they got emo about leaving school before this wtf and now I am the one who’s bawling in the middle of the green wtf T__________T
Angela had to run to get napkins for me while I looked at the sky so my makeup wouldn’t run wtf.
Sigh don’t wanna talk about it yet la watch out for a superfucking emo post later T3T
With my soulmate what am I going to do without her T________________T curl up and die T________________T
Another group picture.
I think Mild or Angela took this of me while I was crying/laughing/gone crazy wtf.
Then Mild said “Audrey go take a picture with the balloons” and I ran up there happily forgot about crying already wtf.
With Trisha.
The flowers! I like nature from a distance wtf.
My strawberry and champagne. Get drunk in the middle of the afternoon ohhhhh wtf.
With Kunisura. Her last name is really Kniesler but she was in Nihongo I with us and we’ve called her by her katakana-fied name ever since poor thing wtf.
Ok the best thing about this senior gathering is that I managed to talk to a lot of people and found out that they have no idea what they’re doing after graduation too T_________T
This makes me feel so much better and less like a failure wtf T_______________T
With Beth and Mariah. Beth’s the one on the left and she was my roommate in first year. I am going to miss her so much who else is going to give me such nice hugs and call me little Malaysian and roll her eyes whenever I see her in the dining hall at lunch and tell her I just woke up wtf:(((((((((((((((
With Swing who when we first met her we couldn’t understand what she was saying at all because she spoke too softly wtf. We’d keep going “hah what did you say?” wtf but I think either we got used to her now or she speaks louder wtf.
With a serious contender for the er Most Unusual Award wtf. By unusual I mean even more of a pink freak than me, skips around campus (so Mild calls her Skippy Pink Girl), wears the same exact outfit every week to Renaissance Dance, LOVES Renaissance Dance wtf, and when she talks to me most of the time I don’t understand because I just can’t follow her train of thought T_T
But we’re actually conversation friends ok wtf and also she’s going to NYU to do her masters in Musuem Studies ok wtf.
With more blue senior balloons (Blue is our class color)
I love this pic of them! Haha all so damn cute <3333
More strawberries and champagne nyehehe wtf. Do you know how heavy that thing is!
Cherry tree!
With Mild!
Oh and um introducing two new superheroes in your town wtf.
WTF.
People who don’t have finals are like that wan la wtf too much free time on their hands.
*Done by Angela obviously, I have no photoshop talent. And obviously I would never call myself BatAud wtf sounds so bad ok! CatAud also never mind la but BatAud what is this.
Take off wtf.
Cruising wtf.
Prepare for landing wtf.
着いた！よくできた！今度また犯罪をファイトしてんね wtf.
Wah I have people checking to see if I really blog every alternate day wtf hahaha I just said for fun but ok la I will try to keep up this frequent blogging.
Anyway I was tagged a long long time ago in Bethlehem wtf no la tagged by Jam to blog about a whole day in my life.
I never did it before cos to be honest one day in Mount Holyoke is damn boring wtf. And I couldn’t be bothered to wake up to put on makeup for a regular day of classes before.
But today I did! Cos I finished my thesis already ma so damn free so just do it la. Plus Ooib is here and the weather is so pretty!
Alarm rang at 11:20. Only opened my eyes eight minutes later wtf.
My I-don’t-wanna-wake-up-face. This face will show all the way until 12:30 or so how to adapt myself to working life you tell me.
Makeup. (obviously this picture is posed for cos I already have a full face of makeup on)
Choose outfit.
Pack my bag. Ya bring organizer, phone and mp3 player and forgot my pencil case and notebook wtf the basic necessities of a student T3T
Walk out of building wtf.
Lunch at Blanchard with Ooib and Suet.
I swear I will have clogged arteries in 10 years (if I don’t already do now) because every time I go to Blanchard (which is 3 times a week) I get bacon, cheese and fried egg on an English muffin and fries and Coke mmmmmmmm world’s most unhealthy combination. And Ooib/Suet/Mild will lecture me about it while stealing my fries wtf.
Go to Nihongo class. This is Ciruti, the language building.
Walk to Porter to meet the immigration officer to ask her about OPT. Forgot to take picture then wtf.
Met Jale, the admissions officer who interviewed me which got me accepted into MHC! She recognized me and I didn’t know who she was at first (ya my un-talent is remembering people’s faces and names T_T) until she said “I met you in Singapore” and I went “OH HELLO JALE LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND” wtf.
I love her okay she’s so nice and helpful and she helped me get into MHC T______T
Then come back and do trash T3T
Talk to Hui Wen and Wen Loong on msn.
Talk to my love who calls in a blind panic about something wtf.
Go for dinner with Suet, Ooib, Shanshan…
..and Xuanxuan and Mild.
Shanshan (without makeup): Never mind let the pole block me. wtf.
Walked by the lake a little.
Me: Are we really doing this again?
Mild: Let the nature-hater take a picture with the goose la wtf.
The goose who poops and then uses his beak to clean his ass T_______T
I have to admit the view is gorgeous though.
Another view. Wah this blog is really turning into National Geographic wtf.
The goose started swimming away! I was so amazed wtf.
Me: The goose! It looks like a boat!
Suet: Ya it does!
Mild and Angela: Haih people who don’t know nature like that wan wtf.
I met the cutest dog in the world! But he wouldn’t let me pat him boohoo I think he was scared of me he kept shying away T______T I forgot what breed he is but the owner said he’s from Hong Kong ok you’d think he’d be used to Asians wtf.
We’re having a deep conversation wtf.
I was running around taking pictures and when I came back to the table everyone said I looked like Mickey Mouse from behind wtf.
Yea thanks a lot Mild I know your photoshopping skills are wonderful wtf.
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