Super short trip to New York City in 2 hours!
Be back in 2 days!
Tired like shit.
Japanese is sososososososoosos hard I don’t even know why I’m doing this to myself.
I swear I have to check up on at least one kanji for every line I read.
Using the kanji dictionary.
Which is this monstrous book with its pages all coming apart and where you have to COUNT the number of strokes in every character and look it up according to its number T___________T
I hate the kanji dictionary!
I also hate Bank of America for moving its branch away from MHC, and for invalidating my card so I can’t get at my money.
And I hate People’s Bank for not giving me my new card so I can’t buy my Nintendo DS Lite to use as an electronic dictionary so I still have to use that damn book dictionary T__________T
And I hate my job god you can’t imagine how sad I get everytime I have to push around the disgusting cart and pick up bags of rubbish. And how Angela and Suet take great pleasure in making fun of me wtf.
Since my life is so full of hate and ugliness, let me up the amp a little more and do a post on ugly pictures of Aud Ooi *further depression wtf.
This post is to show you that nobody’s perfect, not even me wtf. (And do I have a lot of imperfect moments *sad)
Actually I am only photogenic with makeup on, a smile and a 42.5 degree angle of the head wtf.
I bet this is right after a drowing from Trey.
Angela asked me why my glasses are so low down my nose like somebody’s grandmother! *sad. Me without makeup or contact lenses.
Me without makeup and eyes wtf.
I think this was at the airport in Taipei. Angela caught me unawares ok! And I didn’t sleep the whole night *defensive.
Bald nut wtf. Yeff once said that’s what I look like with no bangs and sadly, he’s right.
The infamous monkey pose. I’m really good at this, aren’t I? *admiring wtf. So realistic. All of us were supposed to strike ugly poses and mine was the one which came out looking really foul so I win.
Okay except there are skeletal attributes to my face wtf.
Of all the pictures, this is the only one that I really have the urge to, upon inspection, shut down the computer and throw it out of the window wtf. Where are my eyebrows!
The only redeeming point this picture has is that once I’ve scrunched up my face, you can’t see how bad I really look wtf.
They didn’t tell me I was in the picture.
Only two teeth, and they’re at the side doing impossible things through my lips!
Britney Spears wtf.
Ok can I tag people to do an ugly post too! I tag everyone wtf. But sure nobody wanna do this right 🙁
It’s only been 2 days of school, and already I’m swamped with work. 🙁
Lipman is making me take his Modern China research seminar because “I need it if I’m going to write my independent study” and I have 130 pages to read for this Wednesday:(
I have 3 drawings for Art wtf. I have to draw 3 objects on a surface, people in motion (ie. walking etc), and my own hand wtf wtf.
A whole fucking Newsweek article in Japanese on Zhang Zhi Yi and Memoirs of a Geisha. With no vocab list or anything, Nihongo has never been so hard and I am drowning T___T I am seriously rethinking this class, also because it’s in Amherst and twice a week I have to take a half hour bus there and back.
And due to schedule confusion, I managed to successfully miss my first class for English wtf wtf.
And I thought my senior year was going to be relaxing!
Anyway besides that we’ve been awfully busy taking photos wtf.
Me and Angela are so close we have the same period dates! wtf. The organizer on the right is mine and hers is on the left.
Angela why are you so free!
On the way to the mall. I left my stuff in storage while I was in Japan and SOMEBODY STOLE MY DUSTBIN. AND RUG who could be so despicable!! So I had to go and get a new dustbin, a proper blanket to replace United Airlines wtf and a new cell phone. Btw I got a new phone and it is the fugliest thing in the universe I am depressed beyond belief wtf.
I’m tempted to make this picture smaller but whatever la so what if my eyes are closed! In front of the mall, our big entertainment of the week hora hora wtf.
Suet being a great big man and carrying our rug for us all by herself 
We bought this in Target for 20 bucks without even opening it to see what it looked like and by god it’s ugly as sin. It matches nothing in our room! The morning after we bought it, I woke up, saw the rug and my first words were “oh my god our rug is so ugly” T____________T
Me still being upset over our rug wtf.
As you can see, we camwhored a lot. Suet’s trying to stab me with my curler. Btw is everyone serious about wanting to see hair curling videos! How, I don’t know how to hold the camera and curl my hair simultaneously =.=
Oh ya, on that dresser right there were like thousands of bugs that flew in through Angela’s torn mosquito netting. =.= Angela’s cousin and I went on a savage rampage of bug crushing. There was even a ladybug wtf and Angela told me not to kill it how can you be so weak woman! I’ll kill it if it suits me wtf.
1. Typical camwhore shot 2. Dunno doing what 3. Happy 4. Sad 5. Angry 6. Surprised 7. Me and Suet can’t wink without looking stupid/the other eye looking messed up 8. With Angie the winking expert 9. Dunno what
Self-timer shots. Angela looks like a mermaid!
And she looked like a walrus here how can she do this to us me and Suet look so cute ok! (She made me crop her out)
WTF socks and slippers is a faux pas gao gao.
*rushes off to put on proper shoes wtf.
At Amherst before class.
Dishwasher Suet. I’m not telling anyone ever when I’m doing my garbage job.
God I am so jet lagged right now it’s 11.51am in Malaysia and I feel like I haven’t slept the whole night T3T
But it’s getting better la as in yesterday I felt sleepy at around 2pm (2am Msian time) and today I only felt tired at 5pm wtf.
But must blog to update because a lot of things have been happening!
First of all, (and the Parents Ooi will be glad to hear this) I got a job!
(The job is emptying the garbage and recycling bins and cleaning vacuum cleaners and any mess students make wtf.)
Actually Trey was very happy to hear about my job too because he imagined me unable to lift up the garbage bag and pouring rubbish all over myself how degrading wtf.
But whatever money is money!
2nd of all, I have fixed all my classes (hopefully) and I’ll be taking:
Japanese
English – Light Verse & Comic Verse
Independent study – ethnic Chinese in the history of Malaysia
Drawing 101 wtf.
3rd of all, I have resorted to sleeping like a dead person wtf. Why is my sleeping position so stiff! I am sleeping ok when Angela took this picture she started giggling and I dreamt 3 smalls boys were making fun of me wtf.
And damn sad okay I have no comforter and sheets yet so I borrowed bed sheets from Suet and used my United Airlines blanket I stole from the airplane wtf. And used my pig and winter jacket as a pillow like a homeless dead person wtf.
4th of all, today was Convocation!
I know all other universities use the word ‘convocation’ for graduation but I don’t know why Mt Holyoke is the other way around. Convocation for us is the start of the academic year, while Commencement is what we call graduation.
Anyway for Convocation the seniors are supposed to put on our caps and gowns and walk in a procession around campus – some MHC tradition. And the other classes put on their respective class colors and we all go and listen to the college president and other important people give speeches wtf.
Me and Angela:)))))
Me and Chloe. Our class color is blue so everyone came decked in blue. Thank god I got this blue shirt dress wtf.
With our caps and gowns.
Why my teeth look like they’re sticking in all directions!
Me and Beth!
Yen, Angela, me, Mild.
Jeannie and Mild with I forgot-her-name. Damn bad ok I came back after more than a year away and I forgot EVERYONE’S names and every time they called me ‘Audrey!’ I’d be like “Hey ………..how are you?” wtf.
Father Angelo marrying me and Yen wtf.
With Mild and Patricia.
And Mai and Chloe.
And Jeannie and Mild and Chloe wtf.
Then we all trooped to the amphitheatre for the ceremony.
Class of 2009 is green.
Class of 2010 is red.
Class of 2011 is yellow (Suet’s class!) and 2008 is blue.
It sounds boring when I describe what we did, but really it was just amazing. I got to see all my friends that I haven’t seen for a year. And everyone was so happy and spirited and amazed that we’d made it through 3 years and were facing our last.
For a rare moment I felt like I actually did love Mount Holyoke, and was so proud I study here. For all the times I complain about the weather here, and being in the suburbs, and the lack of guys and all the weird people on campus that I can’t click with, everything was negated by how fucking good the education truly is, and how much everyone else loves Moho.
When Angela wasn’t around and I was bored.
I am in Changi!
With ohhh, say 6 hours to kill wtf.
But it’s not that bad this time because I spent 1 1/2 hours browsing in the bookstore and then I bought a book for my thesis *big shiny eyes.
And after this I’m going to go get food and read my book and be all intellectual.
My route is KL-Singapore-Tokyo-Chicago=Hartford.
I’m typing in random sentences because there’s only 7:47 secs left to my internet!
Eng and Jamie and Cock Skin and Racheal sent me off I am so touched *big shiny eyes
Ok gotta go the stress of looking at the timer is killing me.
Goodbye Malaysia..
Yes yes I went with blond highlights.
The highlights itself are quite nice la. But my hair is fucking bright now because I just retouched my base color which was light to begin with, and now I have a full head of lala goodness wtf.
I don’t even feel like taking camwhore shots of my hair now. T.T
Oh yea Merdeka.
Earlier this year I planned to be all patriotic and sentimental about Malaysia’s 50th Birthday but now that it’s actually Merdeka, I have no idea what to say.
What is it about this country that I’m proud of?
Well, when I was sitting there watching the fireworks display they had at midnight, I thought, well at least we have really good fireworks.
wtf.
Okok I’m proud and love Malaysia because…. it produced me wtf.
A gift to the world WTF WTF.
No, seriously, the only thing I have to say is, I wish they had hurried up and put the election earlier so I could have voted and you know who I’m voting for wtf.
I will never forget that Malaysia (or the police at least) put my uncle in jail for something he didn’t do so if you’re hoping that I’m going to say something loving about Malaysia, you can keep dreaming wtf.
The other day we had a potluck! “This is for Audrey’s farewell” konon but that’s just an excuse for everyone to have a party what is this nobody wished me safe flight or anything also *sour
Me and Minami cooked udon and chirashi sushi! By cooked, I mean she cooked and I shelled the prawns wtf. (And spooned out the udon)
Do you think the guy on the left looks like Remy’s brother in Ratatouille! L-R: Joe, Sze Jiann, Minami, me, Jamie, Kok Kin, Eng.
I swear nowadays I’m so unphotogenic it’s not even funny. The only pictures I look good in are with Eng and I think it’s because he’s possibly more vain than me and keeps retaking pictures so there’s bound to me some I look nice in.
Eng, me and Aaron.
Then yesterday we went daaamn early to the Curve to beat the Merdeka crowd. But manatau there was almost noone there and we had 8 hours or so to kill wtf.
See another unphotogenic picture of me (and Wee Ling) at Italiannies.
Btw who are the people who kept blogging good things about Italiannies the food fucking sucks okay! None of the pastas that we had were nice! The service was ok cos they took a lot of pictures for us wtf but they forgot the seafood cioccino or whatever I ordered and by the time it came everyone else was nearly done. T____T
I show you what I mean! Joe ordered this drink called Italian Banana (dunno what vodka and banana liquor dunno what) and this is me taking a sip.
This is me trying not to vomit wtf. You see! So damn bad okay it looked like running nose medicine and certainly tasted like it too. I was transported back to my childhood wtf.
Me in happier times wtf. Again, only look nice with him.
Cock Skin and Jamie wtf.
Everyone else wtf.
I look nice here too but that’s because you can’t see me. Look at Minami how cute she is T__________T
Got stage performance. The violinist of Soul Patrol is a friend from my school and he used to get bullied wtf so after high school I think he got fed up and ate lots of steroids and built muscles wtf.
With Rachel, nice picture thankfully.
Self-explanatory.
And then the fireworks appeared!
God I’m such a good photographer. Because we went so early we had a wonderful view! We got to sit down at our table and look up in the sky while all the other Ah bengs around stood up and craned their necks and sprayed each other with fake snow god how I hate that.
This was everyone’s favorite. The firework erupted and turned into little red and green sguiggly things which fluttered downwards slowly. Cock Skin said they looked like angels, which I think is the most meaningful thing he’s ever said.
But this was my favorite. The thing exploded and transformed into a huge mass of gold dust which then dispersed over the sky so fucking beautiful T___________T
I forgot what this was but it looks like electricity wtf.
I forgot how much I love fireworks! I haven’t seen any for the last 3 years because I missed Merdeka 3 times in a row, and last New Year I was in Japan which doesn’t celebrate with fireworks, and the year before I was in Toronto waiting for Uncle Ricky and Victor to wake up so we could drink champagne at home and watch the parade on tv wtf.
So I wasted my nicely cut and blown hair playing foosball.
Bedebah I told people I wanted to go out, because as you know, if you’ve cut and blown your hair nicely you shouldn’t waste it sitting at home pigging out in front of the tv.
So I went out, only to be stuck among pool and foosball tables. T_T
Okay so pictures!
Why do I look so smug, all I have are boring straight locks now. T_T
Side view.
More of boring straight locks. (And one lansi/action/showoff face wtf.)
Ok now what color should I dye it!
(Not dyeing is not an option even though my hair quality is like shit now.)
Should I:
(a) keep this color which is quite bright – color in real life is like in the pics with me in orange.
(b) dye it a darker chocolate like in the green top-webcam pictures – drawback: the color will surely change back over time into present color wtf.
(c) get blond highlights? (which will spoil my hair even more but who cares what if I get a stuffy job next time and can’t do anything to my hair now is the moment ok wtf)
P/S:
Tze said she likes this pic because she looks fair in it.
Well, I like this pic because I look fair in it too wtf.
Okay I’m going to cut my hair and take off my extensions tomorrow!!!
No matter what anyone says, these babies are coming off! wtf. They are so disgusting now – I have to squeeze the conditioner bottle 3 times just to make sure they’re conditioned enough and the split ends look like tree branches.
And I hate taking pictures now because because frankly I look like shit! No more pictures until after I do my hair. (Which is tomorrow wtf.)
But I am so scared!
My worst nightmare will be if I take off my extensions and find out I have no hair left!
Like, only my bangs left. wtf.
Cos the extensions are tied to strands of my real hair. So once the extensions come off, more than half the volume will go. (Yes my hair is that little wtf)
And then my REAL hair, the ones that should have dropped off naturally now due to old age, but have not because they were still tied to the extensions, will come off too and there you go, no more hair left sigh.
So I have decided: if I really have hardly any hair left, Imma cut it short like a bob. And if thankfully God decides to give me a second chance at life wtf, I’ll leave it long because by George, I want long hair for my convocation pictures!
Random picture because I think it’s damn stupid! Yen Jun came over at 9am to say goodbye before she left for work and I crawled out of bed to take this picture with her and Yeff. Here I am, covering my face because I was hideous without makeup and hairstyling wtf. Am I really this short!
I hate change.
I hated new haircuts until recently. In school, I hated changing classes whenever we had Moral.
If I really like it, I can order the same food over and over again. Like when I go to Kim Gary I only order black pepper rice with pork or Nissin noodles with fried egg and luncheon meat wtf.
I hate KLIA because it represents separation – and change.
And when I went to Melbourne this time, I was torn because I didn’t want to leave Dentsu just yet, or miss outings with Eng & CJ & the rest.
But when it was time for me to come home, I was so sad because I didn’t want to give up spending time with Nemo and Grace and Wen Loong and Hui Wen and everyone else.
Now I am faced with the most painful change of all and I can’t even get angry at anyone because I chose this path myself.
Oh Jesus Christ Superstar computer you have no idea how much I’ve missed you T_______________T
And now you’re all fitted with a brand new hard drive and more RAM, you sneaky little thing, you.
*gone mad wtf.
I now realise I’m addicted to the internet zomg! I swear I had withdrawal symptoms like grumpiness and a feeling of emptiness and imperfection wtf.
Okay anyway I’m back from Melbourne.
And time to update with lots of pictures mmmkay.
We went to the Melbourne Jail! Did you know gaol is the old spelling for jail? Yen Jun told me wan.
Went with Hui Wen, Alison Wang and her brother but they left halfway to go shopping or something thank god Hui Wen was with me if not I would have had to suffer the gaol wtf by myself T_______T
What is this Alison dunno how to take pictures! Behind us is the scaffolding where they used to hang people *scary music wtf.
Us being miserable convicts wtf.
Me taking my daily exercise and dose of fresh air wtf. I wanted to post Hui Wen’s exercise pic also but scared she scold me. 🙁
Me and the person whose shit is so smelly that 2 hours later Nemo’s room still stank WTF HAHAHAHAH.
There, the culprit WTF HAHAHAHAH. No this is actually the remains of a chocolate fondue we decided to have. We went to Safeway and bought bars of chocolate and strawberries and bananas and grapes and we went home and melted the chocolate in a pot and dipped the fruits in and it was absolutely delicious. But after a few bites I wanted to puke and we didn’t get to finish it. We left it in the fridge and then later in the sink and when we finally scraped it off the bowl this is what it became.
Me and Hui Wen being religious zealots wtf. It was raining and I told her to put her scarf on her head and we suddenly converted wtf.
Hi cousin wtf.
Hi Yeff’s bent back wtf.
Ok goodnight.
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