Angela said I need a white dress for graduation.
And it hit me: I need a white dress for graduation!
Graduation!
Four years seemed like a long time, but the past 3 years have flown by without me noticing, and now I am a rising senior!
(With a thesis to write god why was I so stupid wtf)
But actually what’s the big deal, a lot of my friends are holding office jobs now.
This afternoon Yuen Heng and Ziwei came to get me for lunch, and it hit me then, looking at Ziwei seated across the table from me in a collared shirt and silk tie, and me in… pan cute yellow top and jeans wtf advertising ok what do you know.
But it was just funny to look at Ziwei dressed like that because I’ve seen him change from white shirt and dark blue primary school uniform pants to officewear (without even really liking him all this while wtf)
God I – we – have all grown up so much without realising it. I told my dad I had a friend working at CIMB and another at Ernst and Young and he said “you’re entering a new phase of your life” and byJehovah’s Witness wtf he’s right!
Actually I think I’m pretty excited about this new stage in our lives. But not about the getting old! How ah I don’t want wrinkles or saggy tits wtf.
I tell you, I’m going to be the queen of plastic surgery in 20 years. It’s in the genes because my mom tried Botox before and my aunts all got nose jobs wtf.
Something Jam made for us. 
もうすぐ卒業するゎ。後一年だけ。怖いね。
自分の人生が、気付かずに、２２年が過ごした。 今年は、最後の学校の年よね～ 卒業したら、新しい人生の部分に入るゎ、私たちが。
卒業したら、仕事を探さなくてはいけないよ。未来に、何か起こすことがまだ分からないけど、一番大切な人のアンジェラちゃんを、まだベストフレンドになって進もうって思います。T______T
Yesssssss
Look look! I got my yellow dress courtesy of Tai Yee (Big Auntie) wtf <3333333333
We were driving past Bangsar Village 2 and that was where I first met my love, so I just asked her “Eh Tai Yee do you want to sponsor me my dress?”
And she said yes! Never ask, never know <3
So I spent yesterday clutching my camera and skulking from store to store trying to take pictures of product displays for competitors.
Eileen told me beforehand that if security catches you with the camera they’ll try to arrest you and make you delete all your photos wtf so I was terrified!
At first I tried using cameraphone to take, not so obvious but the quality wasn’t good enough you couldn’t even see the writing on the packaging.
So I had to take out my camera. And I told Sze Jiann to keep a look out/stand there and block me from the view of the salespeople/distract salesgirls while I snapped pics.
But damn scary okay everytime I heard footsteps or saw a shadow out of the corner of my eye, my heart skipped a beat. I think I aged a few years. T___T
Oh next week I get to go to Port Dickson for a TV commercial shoot yay! Don’t be jealous that I get to see pretty girls acting and you don’t.
(Sigh actually see for what all of them are super pretty and tall and make me look like last week’s chee cheong fun wtf)
やった！母のお姉さんはね、私にZARAのワンピースを買ってくれた＜３３３
おばちゃんに買ってくれるって聞いてみたけど、多分買わないって思ってたのに、「いいよ」って返事してくれて、めっちゃうれしい！
昨日、デパートに行って、PRODUCTの写真を取った。写真を取ることはだめだから、一日中ドキドキして、とっても怖かった。
でも、大丈夫よ！
来週、会社の仕事で、海に行く。楽しみ！可愛くて、背が高い女の子ガ見えるから、ちょっとうらやましいの感じが自分の心にあります！（笑）
Yessssss!
I don’t have to go to office tomorrow wheeeee
I have some assignment to do out of office so that means I can go out whenever I want (1 pm).
This will be my first day off in two weeks!
Last Friday I went alllll the way to Cyberjaya to Limkokwing and MMU to take pictures and do some student interviews and then I thought I’m done with and went home, then my boss called me up and said they needed the interviews now so I had to go back up to Damansara to give it to them and explain all the data so I only got home at 10pm T________T
Then I had to wake up early on Saturday and Sunday because I was working under Carlsberg (beer girl wtf). And even though all I had to do was sit there for 9 hours or so and wait for people to come up to me, it is damn tiring ok what do you know!
Firstly I couldn’t even go through the front entrance of Giant, I had to walk all the way to the back and go in thru the employee entrance like some smuggled immigrant wtf. And I was carrying a suitcase with all the free gifts inside which weighed as much as my luggage from Japan. And then got scolded by the stupid security guards for bringing a suitcase well what am I supposed to do! Carry all the heavy stuff in my arms ar at least I can pull the suitcase behind me on wheels!
They said I had to have a permission letter to bring in so much stock. So I just wrote a letter on the spot telling them to give me permission to bring in the stuff and then I signed it myself wtf. What’s the point you tell me. Bureaucracy wtf.
Oh but the good thing about work on Sunday is that without my knowledge it must have been declared Give-Audrey-and-Tracy-free-food Day! (Tracy is the other Carlsberg girl)
First Sze Jiann came to bring me Macdonalds McValue Meal Nuggets wtf and Pocari Sweat cos I had diarrhea.
Then these two foreigners (I think Burmese or something) who worked in a restaurant came with their bottlecaps to redeem stuff from our booth, and I think they felt sorry for me counting their hundreds of caps by myself so they bought me a grape soda T_________T I am so touched they don’t even know me and I’m not even their fellow countryman wtf plus it’s not like they have money to spare T____________T
Then Tracy went roaming around the supermarket and came back with lots of free food samples like Indomie and pasta and porridge! And the Vitagen, fresh milk and Nescafe girls were so nice too they came by with lots of cups of milk and coffee!
And the Nescafe guy bought us ice-cream too! And also one of the guys from Ambank bought me two yucky bread-cake hybrids but it’s the thought that counts.
Another reason why I was so tired was because the Ambank ah bengs kept talking to me in Cantonese and as everyone knows, my Cantonese sucks, so I spent like 9 hours conversing in Cantonese how tired do you think that makes me! (Actually I think with more practice my command would be quite okay lor I understand most of the words what. By the end of it I was quite impressed with myself wtf take that, Mummy & Yeff)
Anyway my point is you should always open yourself up to new experiences. I think most people (including me) would be very lazy to layan ah bengs who try to chat up girl. And I did want to not talk to them and read Tracy’s book but I didn’t want to be rude.
It’s interesting to take a peek into people whose lives are so different from mine. First of all, they speak only Cantonese while I only speak English. Then the clubs we go to also different.. they go to like Thai Bar wtf or Ruums which I would never step into (OK la I went to Ruums once but that’s because got free stuff wtf)
Oh ya the Ambank guys were calling one of them “Diploma” just cos he had a diploma which makes him the highest educated of all of them. To think that all my friends are doing degrees and some are even going for their Masters now. I dunno, it’s just hard to imagine stopping school after Form 5 or even Standard 6 and going to work from there.
And I overheard them talking about going swimming next week. If any of us went swimming it’d be at some country club like Saujana or Holiday Villa right. But they talked about going to the pool at MPSJ (city council).
It just made me think a little, that’s all. Don’t look down on people who happen to have been born with less opportunities than yourself. Unless they rob you or something la wtf.
Me and Tracy. We cut out the Ambank guy just because wtf.
先週、Carlsbergのバイトをして、疲れたのに、楽しかった。
皆優しいから、いっぱい食べ物を持ってきてくれた。ありがとう！
マクドナルドや、パスタや、牛乳や、ソフトクリームもあって、とっても嬉しかった。
仕事のとき、銀行の男の子としゃべてた。勉強は、中学か、高校のレベルまでだけ。生活が全然違うけど、その人としゃべて、違う人間の存在を知ることができるから、それがいい経験じゃない？
Today at a Mcd’s I saw a homeless man.
He was sitting at a table behind me.
I didn’t see him until CJ said isn’t that the guy we saw the other day. He was. A bent little old man with matted grey hair, he’d been dressed in the same faded orange tshirt and we saw him gesturing earnestly to random customers and some Mcd staff so we knew he was mute.
Today he was sitting at a table behind me, fast asleep. He kept leaning to the side and I thought he would fall over in his sleep but he’d adjust himself every now and then and continue dozing.
I said I felt sorry for him and CJ said why don’t you do something about it then, all talk and no action.
So I stood up, went to the counter and bought an apple pie and a banana pie.
Then I was too scared to do it, so I kicked CJ hard until he put the pies in front of him while he was still sleeping and we quickly walked out the door.
I went with Ally and Shereen to check out the pink Nintendo DS lite and oh my holy mama jesus christ superstar it is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.
I know I’m outdated and everybody is over it now but I’m very low tech ok even my phone now is blue screen. I never wanted it before this how could I be so stupid even back in Japan when all the geeks in AKP had one and they sat in the AKP lounge for hours on end zapping each other on their consoles, and I even went around with Angela to stores to check it out.
But recently I decided I really want an electronic dictionary (I didn’t buy one in Japan either because I spent all my money on clothes T___T) and did you know you can use the DS Lite as a dictionary if instead of a game cartridge you slot in a dictionary one?!?
I swear! I want it for a dictionary why am I so nerdy.
You can even use the pen to write out kanji you don’t know the pronunciation for! All the better for gaijin like us!
(Okay I found a Casio dictionary on ebay so there goes my reason to buy the Nintendo T_______T)
*whispers: who wants to contribute to my buy a nintendo fund any amount is greatly appreciated wtf.
P/: The pink Nintendo DS Lite is the same exact color as my phone! And my Hello Kitty cosmetic bag! And my studded belt! And my Guess bag with bubblegum on the bottom! And my Roxy cap! And my Puma bag! And my Eriko nail glue wtf. And my suitcase! And my panties!
Ok bye.
Who would have thought working would mean you have no life other than that?
Everyday is the same thing: wake up, get dressed, make tuna sandwich, get into car, sleep in car while Fat Her drives, make Milo in office, MSN/wait for people to give me work/watch Full House/pang sai/walk around creative section to look at people’s work, etc etc.
Then after work, I sleep in the car again, come home and sleep some more, wake up for dinner, bathe, online then sleep.
!!!
(But I really am the queen of sleeping anywhere, anytime. I wonder if there’s a contest out there I can join.)
Oh guess what! Fat Her Ooi has a blog! It’s supposed to be a joint effort with him and his friend Uncle Chee and so far I can’t tell what it’s supposed to be about other than vitamins and medicine wtf.
Maybe that’s what you think about when you’re in your Middle Ages wtf.
Moldy oldies wtf.
Anyway! Here I am doing my job as a good daughter to pimp his blog… Woi! Why I cannot insert link! The link button is blanked out what does it mean.
Since I can’t link, let me just say it’s called http://chunkyx.blogspot.com HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chunky is because both of them are 5 feet tall and extremely stout. (They look so alike in size and shape that once I came out of my room and saw who I thought was my dad crouching on his knees on the floor looking for something and I used my hand to swipe his buttcrack, while saying “Credit Card” and then suddenly I heard “What are you doing?” from behind and I turned around and it was my dad, and the violated one on the floor was Uncle Chee T____________T)
And the X is just there to add some cool factor wtf hahahahahahahaahha what cool factor can it possibly contribute yah they really are as cool as Form 2 kids now hahahahahha.
They go under the pseudonyms of Cock and Bull hahahahahaha as in cock and bull story, not anything sexual. Only problem is, Cock (Uncle Chee) is the only one blogging as Bull (my dad) hasn’t figured out how to sign into Blogspot yet.
Anyway, just go visit to give them some hits la I think they are trying to be famous wtf.
日本語を忘れないようにするから、今日からブログのなかに日本語で書くことを決めました。
今日オフィスでとてもつまらなくて、暇だった。一日中FULL HOUSEを見たり、MSNをしたり、した。週末、早く来てね T___T
wtf.
(From now on Imma start blogging some in Japanese to keep my command up. Not necessary to understand because what I write will either be a translation of my English entry or rubbish that is not worth knowing.)
Hesus Cryst I am shameless.
During dinner, Fat Her managed to knock my spoon of bak kut teh so onto my bare thighs. Damn hot and painful ok!
I can tell you he got a severe beating from me after that. And then I clipped another bow on his head for good measure wtf.
This weekend has been an emo one with Tze finally leaving for London.
Yesterday Latat and Jam picked me up from work to get her a going-away present.
(I saw my beloved yellow Zara dress in Midvalley and it’s off RM10 wtf as tho it makes a difference. So it’s RM99 now which means it’s 3000+ yen and if I were in Japan I would totally buy it without a moment’s thought but the figure 99 just sounds so unapproachable – also because I only have RM7 in my wallet now.)
Then we met up with Ooib and Suet who were having dinner at Kim Gary.
Don’t ask about my appearance wtf. I woke up that day and I dunno why I was too lazy to curl my hair and I chose a ratty tshirt and jeans and there you have it. Jam was in a pretty tube dress. T_T
That is not my brother and the other is what looks like a random Malay man WTF.
Haha this pic is up cos Suet looks damn cute! Those are my tissues on the table wtf. Running nose gao gao. We were actually trying to take a series of shots so we could create a .gif image why are we so geeky.
Me and Jammie in the car on the way to Tze’s house to help her with packing.
By packing, I mean distract the mother with long johns while Tze hurriedly stuffed her forbidden stilettos and silk dresses into her carry-on luggage. And by packing, I also mean taking all the clothes she doesn’t want anymore (Suet) and asking her to give me the shirt off her back literally (me) wtf.
Tze and an unbothered Pugin.
This morning was damn drama ok! Like out of a movie/TVB drama. We were supposed to leave at 845 or 9 to the airport so I set my alarm for 815.
I woke up to a call from Suet at 930 wtf.
I was so panicked that I even considered not brushing my teeth to go to the airport!
Turns out everyone else was late, Latat was supposed to pick us up, but he had to go to the hospital for a cholesterol test HAHAHAHA, while Jiameei was still asleep (pig wtf). So at 1015 only Pugin came to pick me and Suet up, wearing his glasses which were broken hahahahahahaha one of the stick thingies that go behind the ear was broken off hahahaha so he made it stay up by pressing the hinge on his face meat near his eye HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Everyone was damn pale and trembly thinking that we wouldn’t get to see her before she left. And when we arrived at the airport, we just dumped the car illegally in front of the terminal (“Saman then saman la fuck it!” said Pugin bravely, blinking back tears wtf) and ran all the way through the airport like in a movie (except Suet who walked sedately behind because she was in wooden clogs)
Pugin braving her fury wtf.
But they made up because life is too short.
See my smile..wanna cry already:(
Though crying, she still had the presence of mind to say, “Why are you so smelly Latat” wtf.
Us.
Tze and Nini who thinks she’s just going for a holiday and will be back in a few days T____________________________T
Bye Tze.
My love,
For all self-absorbedness
For all our racist/wealthist/appearancist and politically incorrect jokes
For all our showing each other our purchases
For all the times we clutched each other’s wrists and said “my love!”
For all our gossip about people we don’t even know
For our obstacle course/triathlon in the rain to get your UK visa
For laughing at Chandra
For our shoving fights
For your loyalty and honesty *big shiny eyes
For our refusal to get wet and contentment in staying at the side and taking pics of ourselves in bikinis
For depriving me of sleep so we could all sing along to Pugin’s guitar
For always being there and for getting mad at anyone who hurts me
For all our discussions over why we look pretty/fugly in pictures/anywhere
For trying to bump off undesirables off the podium at Maison wtf
For admiring our own pics until we eclipsed Suet wtf
For being the laziest and most selfish people in the group
For pushing away everyone including Min Li who broke her flipflop and my brother who hurt his foot, from the water pipe just so we could wash our feet first
For laughing at jokes that only both of us get while everyone else sits around and hopes we stop laughing soon
For finishing each other’s sentences and knowing the rest of the lyrics when one of us comes up with a line
For being my love
See you soon Tze.
I love my job! Really!
I am going to wax lyrical about it. So much so that I should name my post Advertorial wtf.
At my last job (I shall not say where cos my father’s friend owns it), I think the mean age was older than at Dentsu. And about half of them spoke in Cantonese and called me “girl”. >((( What is this! I was 20 already ok what ah girl some more.
I think they kinda just looked on at me in amusement due to my age and a lot of the time I didn’t know where to go for lunch cos they just go off without inviting me:( Oh and my best friend was probably the receptionist, I think she thought I’m the same rank as her, being a lowly intern at all.
And my job consisted of flipping through months’ worth of newspapers. and scanning and cropping pictures of clients’ products. *yawn
But this job is great
I get to sit on meetings with clients, sit in on brainstorming sessions, walk around the office and kaypoh with the creative people doing their Photoshop thing.
Oh and I also get real work of my own, like research competitors’ marketing strategies etc etc.
Plus! This is the best one yet: I get to tag along on tv commercial shoots What if they run out of cast members and ask me to be in it!!! Calafair wtf.
And the other day, I tagged along for the recording of a radio commercial sample…and they asked me to do it wtf cos it was the part of a very teh pau woman and my other colleague’s voice wasn’t manja enough wtf.
Stop asking me if I actually did the voice of the man ok although my voice is very low I have an admirable range wtf and hidden hiaoness that will surprise the biggest disbeliever wtf.
Someone more hiao than me wtf. HAHAHAHAHHAHA the other day he was disturbing me so I got fed up and clipped my bow on his hair and took this picture, much to his chagrin and discomfort.
Oh and the other day on the way to work, I saw this woman with the cheapest and most convenient hands-free kit in the world hahahahahahaha.
Ooo virgin post wtf.
Nice or not new blog! Tze says the colors are ugly:((
And I swear Yeff and Titi will say I’m a sellout for moving wtf.
But I really want protected entries ok. And I know it’s not totally done yet.. all the sidebar thingies also unfinished and some posts seem to be written by andrew (the guy who helped me set up) not me.
But enough is enough, if I continue to blog in blogdrive means I have one extra post to shift over here damn mafan so here I am.
In conjunction with my love leaving, we took a short trip to Port Dickson last weekend.
For those not in the know wtf, Port Dickson is a beach 1 hour + away from KL. Very near and very cheap, but also very fugly wtf. Oh well beggars can’t be choosers.
Me and Suet, while Ooib was busy pumping air into the tires.
The view from our apartment.
Me and Ooib hanging out. wtf.
Us, minus Ooib who was taking the pic. Pugin and Latat are up to no good wtf.
Min Li looks like she got a black eye hahahahahaha.
The Club + 1:)
Jamtart wtf.
Ooib being a board and Suet being er a suction cup wtf.
Minli kissing Tze <3
Me and Suet, not to be outdone wtf. Why is my pose so hiao T_T
Here we are, buying ice-cream from the Indian man.
The Club + honorary members:))
The Club Mascot which is a turtle wtf. No la, actually we were trying to build the ideal penis wtf but it crashed down at our feet so we improvised.
All of us:) But see, the ocean so ugly cannot compare to Redang or Thailand.
Tze and Pugin.
Stupid Pugin disturbing a perfectly good picture.
Tze leaving for the UK on a boat. wtf.
Latat outraging Pugin’s modesty wtf.
I am grotesque in this pic but please look at Minli dunno why she looks like a Indian rubber tapper wtf hahahahahahahaha.
The girls at dinner.
At Jam’s insistence, we went to another beach at night and sang Malay songs wtf. God we are so Malaysian.
Newest member of the Fantastic 4 wtf. Rubber Girl wtf. Her motto will be: “Rubber will protect you” wtf. Ahem.
All of us were damn tired but stupid Tze insisted that we all have to sing along to Pugin playing the guitar wtf. Everytime my eyes closed for a bit, she smacked my leg and I had to widen my eyes to show her I was awake wtf.
Pugin dared to go where no man has gone – he let me drive wtf.
Okay enough! Tomorrow work again, babai.
On Saturday and Sunday I took over Suet’s job in Carlsberg at Giant and it was so damn boring because I didn’t have anything to do other than wait for people to come up to the booth that I fell asleep.
And this weirdass guy came up and started snapping pictures of me sleeping!
The AIr Asia lady in the next booth said, “Woi! Apasal ambil gambar orang!” (Woi! Why are you taking her picture?)
“Tak adalah saya sukalah.” (No reason, I just want to.) He said, still snapping.
“kamu kenal dia ar?” (Do you know her?)
“Kenal.” (Yes.)
Then I suddenly woke up and looked at them.
The lady asked me, “Kamu kenal dia ah?”
I said, “tak kenal.”
Then he ran away! WTF!
At first I wasn’t bothered because I don’t know why I thought it was a Malay lady but the Air Asia woman insists it was a Chinese man.
Damn stalker ok I was only in jeans, ponytail and a fugly Carlsberg collared tshirt (have I mentioned that the article of clothing I hate the most is collared tshirts). What is this nonsense!
And today I started my internship at Dentsu Malaysia. I’m going to be there for the next 6 weeks and already I’m so sleepy I don’t know how I can take this.
Fat Her drove me there and I was supposed to see the way there because I wanna drive next time but I couldn’t because my eyes were closed the entire journey wtf.
My dad woke me up when we reached there but I said “one more minute” and slept for 15. Poor Fat Her.
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