Fuck the world today!Macibai I’m fucking pissed today for a lot of small small things added together plus the fact that I’m probably PMS-ing (or pregnant, wtf).
What’s up with Malaysians these days? All fucking dunno how to line up for anything anymore, is it? How many times in the past few days I kena your elbowing and thick face antics already? And I dunno why I’m so fucking suay but all the people that piss me off just have to be Malay. I know Chinese and Indians can be equally bad when it comes to manners, but today they all just have to be Malay so for the moment I have to curse the race and probably be accused of racism, to top off the day.
Let’s start off with the bitch who in her haste to get to the Monorail ticket-eating machine ahead of me, actually used her fucking plastic-masquerading-as-leather handbag to wallop me just so that she can push ahead of me and save herself 0.183720492 seconds.
WHat the fuck is wrong with you woman! Already I’m not in a good mood today, already I had diarrheaed extensively in the office today and the toilet water just had to splash on my butt cheeks, ruining my day further, and now YOU miserable scumbag in your “pan” holy tudung and baju kurung want to mess with me now?! DOn’t hope la!
So I used both hands to shove her back with all my might. Ha ha ha! She stumbled to the side and whacked into someone else. And I managed to get thru the machine faster than her.
And then after that while I was lining up to buy my KTM ticket back, this Malay fucker had the nerve to stand next to me and try to cut in in front of me.
This time I thought I shouldn’t lose my temper so badly and was more civil to him. I just tapped him on the shoulder and said “Tahu beratur ke?”
He looked ashamed and stepped away from the line. Then he proceeded to cut queue BEHIND me instead. Asshole.
LAst week another queue cutting incident happened to me. I was standing in front of the KTM ticket machine in Sentral, fumbling for change. This (again Malay) motherfucking asshole reached his arm from the side and actually pressed the buttons before I could press them!
WAH LAO!!! I stared at him in total surprise because I didn’t think that anyone could be so thick face and cut queue so obviously. As he was pressing the buttons he started laughing and sniggering to himself.
I continued to stare at him cos I was shocked that anyone could be like that and also I thought eh is this dude mad ar why the fuck is he laughing like that to himself.
And before I could react, he moved off. Shit I hate myself! How can I let such a lowlife get awaywithout a good shout?! He was probably laughing at my stunned expression only la macibai.
My colleague also kena today. She was first in line at the food court for chicken rice but before she could place her order, the man behind her quickly yelled out “DUCK RICE!” to the people at the counter.
What’s your problem la people!!! Wait a while longer for your legitimate turn can die isit? Are you pregnant inside your beer belly and rushing to the hospital ar? What’s the emergency? Today is fucking Friday okay! You’re supposed to pray today! You pray to absolve your sins then you feel free to go out and do this is it? New batch of confessions coming up!
To think that on Tuesday, I was watching a Merdeka preview program at the 8tv program viewing at Ritz-Carlton and I actually freaking TEARED because I was proud of my country.
And this is the same country that produced such shitheads.
And we wonder why Malaysians have no patriotism.
